German humor thread

>2016

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How do you say
>german humor
in your language?

The "reaches into his handbag and hands over his makeup mirror" makes me laugh

>humor alemão

german humor

kek that's actually hilarious in its absurdity

there is no such thing as centrifugal force
there is only centripetal force

humor alemán

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>Hey look everybody I took 11th grade physics!

Hilarious

He wasn't trying to teach us physics, he was trying to tell us a joke, and everyone understood the joke, so that's all that it matters.

didn't everyone take 11th grade physics? i wasn't trying to be smart, i was making a correction which should be common knowledge
jokes aren't funny if they are dampened by incidental inaccuracies. a good joke keeps all the attention on the punchline.

Underrated.

A joke's funny when it makes you laugh.

An american steps onto his scale, he sees a much higher number than he expects so he gets sad and goes to mcdonalds to get a burger not realizing that thats the reason the number is so high

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>german "humor"

Oh germany

That's a good one it's not very different from the kind of humor on this board.

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Centripetal force is a convention, my youthful child.

couldnt have said it better myself, hanz

Think you have the 'tism mate

Fugg.

>A man in East Germany is driving his Trabant auto through a thunderstorm when he notices that his wiper blades aren't working
>he stops at a nearby petrol station and asks the attendant "wipers for a Trabbi?"
>the worker thinks about this for a moment, then nods his head and says "yes, I believe that is a fair trade."

Legendary

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Centrifugal force is the reaction to centripetal force's action

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I depends on your frame of reference. Centrifugal force does occur if you describe the system's dynamics from the viewpoint of the accelerated observer (American traversing the roundabout). It is not a 'real' force in the sense that it vanishes in non-accelerated reference frames. So, the joke works imo.
t. physicist

Get his ass

but centrifugal force would just be defined as the normal force exerted by the surface you're being pushed against

A German sees a black person and thinks “hopefully he has been granted asylum already”

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This thread is >German humour, not >American education.

That’s a good joke

This hit too close to home. Delete

fat cope

It is a
c o n v e n t i o n

I unironically find that funny, am i an honorary german?

That one was actually funny though

Filipino humor is shit.
I wish I was as funny as Germans

No just a stupid redditor

>Hace 1 hour
Get the fuck out of my country spc

Do germans really...? hahaha... haHAHAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE GERMANS ACTUALLY DO

God I wish Jow Forums had that level of unity against nazis and soviets on average

german humour

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Why the fuck was this [d]eleted?

jajjajauhuehueuhuajajhahahahahahah

all dutch women are dykes though

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I dunno about you, but my filipino friends here in Illinois are the funniest of my friend circle

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Typically it is defined as the outward orientated force you feel when you ride on a carousel for example. In real world examples, there is anyhow always an antiparallel force pair involved to transmit the force. So if you look from outside the carousel at some person A riding it, you'd say the centripetal force is acting on A otherwise A wouldn't be traversing on a circle. If you are A, however, you feel that the friction of your butt with the seat, our your grasp on the handles of the carousel are necessary to not fly off from it. Thats the force pair, your butt friction exerts a force outward on the carousel seat, the seat exerts an antiparallel, inward force onto you (actio=reactio) which is the centripetal force necessary to keep you on the circle trajectory.

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saunter off Max Plank

:( I just tried to be nice

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You didn't even correct my misspelling of his surname!

An action requires an equal reaction

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watch out OG 4channer here

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this one is actually good

that brit poster chap below might be me seeing as i remember that thread

this one is good

the effort:creativity ratio is off the charts. highly effizient

>the lad on the left who was executed by Hitler for forgetting his goggle

You're right. Ignore the smartarses trying to defend a German's failed attempt at a smart joke.

>American humor

This is shit because "I'm" wouldn't fit in that sentence structure at all. Honestly people commend Germans for making a relatively good joke for a German, like someone getting first in the special Olympics.

Who needs to screencap when archives exist

The creativity:effort ratio is off the charts. The effort:creativity ratio is practically 0.

>like someone getting first in the special Olympics.
Same way we treat blacks for doing anything moderately normal

>I'm every major race race mixed into one phenotype

And here we see the autists in the wild

to be honest russians are funny on Jow Forums

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Nice. Is there any validity to this? Like legit?

Based

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Holy shit I unironically thought exactly the same thing before I even read his reply

>t. dyslexic
It reads "I'm mixed very major race into one phenotype". This makes no sense, sounds fob as fuck.

This is the only joke that a Spain has ever done that actually vagely resembles a joke.

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*every

My sides are in orbit

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physics M.Sc. here
both forces don't exist
the real reason why you move outward is conservation of momentum

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Humour allemand

I don't laugh, because it is true.

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Top fucking kek

Kek

Autism

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