Dude cucksheds lmao

It is well known that Lithuanians are good at building stuff, but the average American doesn't even know how to properly clean his ass.

II helped my grandfather build an outhouse at his summer cottage 3 years ago. it was like half the size of that house but with toilet, sink and shower. total cost was less than 2,000 euro

>tiny home
>home
>no bathroom
>no shower
>no fridge
>no bed

those tiny houses are for backyards. usually bay area homeowners buy them and rent them to yuppies. homeowner gets rich, yuppie gets cheap rent and saves up cash to fuckover some flyover shithole in idaho and buy property there. it's a win-win situation.

I bought my house, pic related for 7800 Euro.
Sometimes it's nice to live in the countryside.

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Please repaint it.

Did last year. If you don't like it, that's fine. But Falu red is the traditional house colour in all of Sweden.

Oh that’s good. I can see that making sense but here the red just really clashes with the surroundings.

unironically looks really comfy lad

I actually would like a tiny home with a bit of terrain. Less useless surface, easy maintenance.
But this is not a proper home, it's a fucking pool house

>7800 €

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That's so you can see the house

Perhaps check the housing costs here in northern Norrland before you post.

I mean even if the house was green I’m pretty sure I could still see the damn thing

wtf
where is the shitter? the shower?
where is the stove, the fridge wtf is this?

Red is the Swedish house color of choice. Like 90% of houses are red here

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i dont believe you

Not when you're far away in the forest

Would you mind if I set up a music/art studio there and painted it colors like this?

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Enda bud? Köpte min stuga så, fick den för 30% av marknadsvärdet.

Ah. Was that the original logic?

Keep it English so people understand, but yes I was the only bidder.
They sold a bunch of farms and old farm houses during the same house auction.

I bought the place on auction. No bidders besides me.

No that's just a myth, it was the cheapest colour to produce and the ingredients were everywhere.

is the house is bad state?

No, I replaced the living room floor and painted the outside but other than that it's in good condition. The house was renovated in the 80's so nothing is new but everything still works.

It was also because it looked like bricks which was what rich people had at the time. With falu red, the peasants could look rich too.

How many square meters of property around the house? fishing and hunting rights? little stream or other source of water on the property?

Cope, painted wood looks nothing like bricks.

>the year is 2030
>you wake up in your bedroom/bathroom/kitchen/livingroom/entire house
>you wash down you 20mg of lexapro and 10mg of vyvanse with 500ml of soylent
>you fold up your coach/bed so you can shower while you brush your teeth, piss and shit into your squat toilet
>you dry yourself get dressed ,step out the door and into your tesla self driving smartcar
>you put in your air pods and listen to your favorite algorithmically generated music
>you arrive at work after and hour and hop into your amazon cage, you spend the next 14 hours sending out Dilators, iPhones, diabetes medication, AR15s, razer gaming accessories and nike sneakers all over your city
>your shift is up and you head home to your 80 square foot living space
>you lie in bed with your tablet and immediately donate two hours wages ($18) to your favorite twitch streamer, she reads you name and makes a heart with her hands and beams a smile at her webcam
>you wonder what your life would be like with her while you check your facebook and stalk her instagram
>before you know it two hours have passed and it's time for bed, you wash down 20mg Restoril with 500ml of soylent:PM and shut your lights out for your 6 hours of sleep
>you awake next morning and repeat all of this

Perfect for people who work at Amazon and are used to piss in jugs.

>implying half the human population will still have a job and not replace by AI automation and robot

138 square meters. Little stream runs through the back, no hunting or fishing rights though.
But no need since there's a big lake not far away and hunting is crap in the area.

In ten years? No sweetie

Not pictured: utter desolation

You're not supposed to live in it, it's more of a reading corner kinda thing.

>7800 Euro
jealous if true

The best kind, fuck people.

I bet that those things are 100% designed for Silicon Valley workers, the lack of natural utilities is on purpose so you spend more time in your working place (and when you’re already using the showers and toilets at work you can work one or two hours more, because your apartment
Is so small and uncomfortable and all your friends and colleagues are here right at work!)

this is not even far from the truth today desu never mind 10 years time

cute

Do you have a wife/gf?
How do you earn money if you're so far from the cities?

>only 10mg
weak ass cunts in australia

Capitalists are convincing young people these are a good idea so they don't start asking questions as to why a boomer couple could easily afford a house on a single blue collar income but now millennials can barely afford to pay rent.

10mg is the dose they give to anorexic girls. Sitting at 80mg daily here and hardly works.

Wow, an overpriced garden shed, this is totally part of some kind of dystopic futuristic plot

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>Being proud of being a Big Pharma fiend
What a pathetic existence

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I used to have a gf broke up around a year ago, i have a stable work in the forestry businesses.

>wh*Tes

>Little stream runs through the back

Very nice, congratulations for the purchase

Can foreigners buy houses and live in them in Sweden?
Why is it so cheap?

>you shouldn’t use a substance that substantially improves your life because of who sells it

REALLY WTF!!! You can't get anything decent here for 7.8k even in the countryside!

So in theory we could buy a farm there and have a giant Jow Forums settlement?

Isn't that because red was traditionally the cheapest color? While white was the most expensive one

Instantly thought the same, my uncles a fucking forest ranger transporting wet chase, being a poacher and sells lumber illegally.
Living rough and wrong, can probably make it in under 3k.
Was thinking about it but idk where to place this shit, probably somewhere in the near future i can figure it out.

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That would be gay.

Yep. Falu red is made with pigments found in Falun and is really cheap and easy to make.
My grandparents used to make it them self.
But buying from the store is cheap as heck as well.

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That looks really nice man

>in theory we could buy a farm there and have a giant Jow Forums settlement?
Yeah why not. Friend of mine sold his house here in Dalarna and bought a farm in Norrland. It cost almost nothing and after some paint and simple renovations he and his family has a really nice place to live.
The downside being long distances from everything. Which is why property is so cheap in the north.

Norrland is a big region. Where exactly did he buy a farm?

How much time it took you to build it? I'm guessing you were helped by other people, how many?

About 8 km outside of Boden.

Same here, many old houses were painted red.

>tfw even small apartments cost at least 110k euro in my area

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Amazon is evil incarnate, Bezos even looks like a mutant cultist

this is the future we chose

he reminds me of Lorgar

>DIY
>buy
go home and stay there GI

That looks like an unbearable greenhouse in the summer and cold as fuck in the winter.

>I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms.

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that's actually pretty good price, would make a nice addition for your garden or smth.

comfy

>Why is it so cheap?
Sounds like he got it suspiciously cheap. You're not gonna find anything like it

And how long did he live like that? three days?

We have these in Russia. They are factory-produced and cost like 40 000$

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Not him but on property auctions you can buy houses and cabins dirt cheap. Especially in isolated areas.

2 years 2 months

Does this have plumbing at least?

Not if you paint a brick pattern on it and stand far away

Yes it has a toilet and a shower. The idea of creator was to mass produce it cheaply to replace the commieblocks

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That's so cute, I would live in it if it had a toilet/shower/sink/kitchen area. I'm unironically renting a microapartment next month. 170 sq ft. It has a small "kitchen" and access to a larger shared kitchen. Private bathroom. My current studio is 600 sq ft, and I hate cooking here because the scent doesn't leave the living space easily even with all the windows open.
Even though it's called a micro apartment, it's not any smaller than something standard in Tokyo or Seoul. Probably helps that i'm not a fatass and not a materialist. The rent is half as much as other apartments in the area. Unironically we should build microapartments all over the place. Why should i pay for more space than i need?

>it's misleading because this is for rich people, not a budget home for poor people
This. But it allows callous jerkdicks to pretend that being poor is easy and that nothing is wrong with the way we treat those in need

Half of all jobs will be gone by 2030 friend. The only thing left they can't automate away cheaply is taking things from the warehouse to the shelf itself, and businesses have learned customers will happily walk intoa warehouse and buy shit direct from inside it.

you cant even buy a commieblock flat this cheap here. Congrats
I lived on 10 sq meters as a student its definitely doable, cant see myself ever needing more than 50 without kidd

Probably auctioned from the middle of nowhere with mold and water damages everywhere.

Hell yeah, Bay Area living

It'll be worse than this in some ways.

>10 sq m
>107 sq ft
ah. Yes, my thoughts exactly. Once you get rid of needless boomershit like pets, televisions, gaming consoles, armchairs, 100 piece dining sets and table service for 8, you don't need much room. i'd rather a smaller place for cheaper rent than be FORCED to pay 2x for 2x the space which will sit there empty.
with the cheaper rent, i could afford it even on a part time job. i'm going to spend money on better food from now on and still end up saving piles and piles of cash. I'll be going from paying 1500/month to paying 900. imagine $600 being handed to you every month in beautiful cash. More like $800 in before-tax earnings. In other words, like getting an extra week's paycheck every month for free. I'm very happy.

if you're young and single these are great. and they have short lease terms so you can move easily if/when you need a bigger space for a family.

Top kek
Jokes aside, it's thinking about scenarios like this that make me want to get a gun and a safe before they start getting aggressive about "curing" suicide.