Welp, it’s here. And no amount of relenting or coping can change it.
What’s keeping you guys going? What gets you through the week?
For me it’s the concept of financial independence by my mid 30s, and never having to work again after that. The sense of impermanence l, the light at the end of the tunnel keeps me going.
>mid 30s imagining you wont have huge debt, a mortgage you have to pay for 20 more years, and a normie wife making you do stupid financial decisions
Tyler Martinez
Making a nasty diarrhea shit right now before I drive to work
Looks like cat shit and there's little specs of shit floating around with flakes of undigested seasoning
Brandon Gomez
My asshole is on fire btw. About to give myself a milk enema with the turkey baster
Jaxson Gonzalez
Asia user here, finished today's work now on my way back home
Brody Cruz
Been in since 5am probably looking at a comy 14 hour day today
Charles Nelson
The faint possibility of crypto mooning in the next 5 years is the main reason I haven't kms yet. I could barely get out of bed this morning.
Ethan Gomez
>graduated from uni this summer >currently on vacation >gonna be a full-time maths teacher
Life's easy.
Dominic Baker
Wagie here. Full time work from home. 90k per year. Still feel like a good damn cuck
John Wood
Pretty much the same here
Ayden Butler
My brother has told me that taking a shit as soon as he checks in is one of the most satisfying parts of his day. I don't really get it, but in a way it may be a relaxing thing.
Angel Wright
I'm actually in the office for less than 6 of my 8 hours a day, and I'm only doing work for maybe 2 of those hours. The rest of the time is spent shitposting. Actually feels kind of nice to be getting paid to be on here.
Meanwhile you do it for free
Justin Sanchez
East coast wagie checking in. Just got into the office, outlook is down. I repeat outlook is down.
Now sat at the tech bar for someone to fix it, going to miss breakfast.
Love Mondays
David Thompson
kek
Zachary Campbell
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Cameron Collins
What? Outlook is down? Just login to your mailserver
> What’s keeping you guys going? What gets you through the week? Not wanting to be homeless and/or poor.
Charles Martin
>tfw work 7am-5pm with one hour lunch
fucking
kill
me
it never gets any easier
Jace Bennett
Chasing the dream of becoming an artist is what keeps me going, I work 40 hours a week in an office and only do probably 5-9 hours worth of actual “work” a week the rest is spent shit posting, drawing and reading. Lads I’m catching onetitus for a QT 20 yo Asian girl with a laundry list of red flags pls help. I had sworn off thought I had sworn off thots after several failed relations and fwb’s but this one is starting to get her claws into me.
>be self employed masterrace >Partner is a moron >Hate every day >60 hour weeks including commute, 45 without >My wage is essentially £2.20 an hour not including travel £1.80 including it.
G-gee I sure am glad I'm not a wage cuck...
Luis Gomez
>For me it’s the concept of financial independence by my mid 30s, and never having to work again after that. How do you plan to do that?
Landon Sullivan
Being self employed is the ultimate form of war cuckoldry. Long weeks, 0 off and sick days if you don’t want your business to flop, 50% fail rate for small businesses, 1-2 year average before reaching a break even point. I don’t know why Jow Forums autists don’t get this. I love these threads by the way OP helps me get through the day.
Jace Howard
OP here.
Welp, I'm in the office. Traffic was a bitch today, 90 minute commute, sigh.
The weekend is the only thing keeping me going. At this point, I'm thinking about taking a xan during the workday so I don't remember anything. It's not wageslavery if I'm not mentally there right?
John Price
Callaway gollfball fag here.
Haven't had a day off in 3 weeks. Yesterday was spent caring for a 1 year old. Saturday was mandatory OT. Inhaled acetone fumes on Saturday because the 55gal drum i opened up had 5lbs of soaked rags in it. Drum was labeled MDT solids, i was told i was given a drum for my waste. Turns out that wasn't my drum. Long story short, the drum needed a vent plug to vent the fumes. Also no respirators were on hand.
I told my supervisor, took pics and documented the incident.
Daniel Bailey
work from home so I can shitpost freely.
Alexander Clark
Really hoping you get out of that cancer trap soon user.
Elijah Brooks
This is normal in construction/civil engineering
Colton Kelly
neetowager brother
Alexander Garcia
It would have been hard to convince me not to do it. "My staff will do most of the work and I won't be one of the 50%"
Staff are morons and put in no effort (why wouldn't they) and there was nothing to suggest I wouldn't be one of the ones that fail.
Aiden Long
>I love these threads by the way OP helps me get through the day. Glad to hear user, me too. Me too.
Aiden Brown
Yugioh fag here. I literally can't even get a job at Target. I wasted time and gas on Friday, and my own pride, stumbling over meme questions like "Tell me about a time where you went above and beyond, etc etc" and finally got the rejection email today
I am never applying for another job ever again. I am going to stay at this part time office job that doesn't even pay enough to live until they realize that I don't actually do anything and fire me, and then I'm just going to get on welfare or something. I am not wasting time and gas to jump through HR hoops for nothing. Fuck them and fuck you all.
Benjamin Baker
Thanks man.
Just walked in to take a dumpski. And found a 1.5" nugget of poo on the floor.
I fucking hate this place.
Adam Carter
Fuck Target man, I once applied there for a part-time summer job, went in for the interview JUST to get there and then they looked at my application and went "oh, we're actually not looking for part-time temporary employees". Walmart pulled the same shit. FUCK these big boxers. Hope Amazon no lubes them.
Christ.
Christopher Adams
just gotta live through these last 5 days then I'm getting the fuck out of here for good. This night shift is really fucking me up and my sense of time. Target did something similar where I applied for one position as a register and then tried to get me in as a maintenance person.
Camden Gutierrez
Yeah the interview was typical HR shitshow anyways, unnecessary two-part interview conducted by two different employees with a huge stack of papers full of open-ended questions That in and of itself is a hassle for a fucking retail job, but it's supposed to be "worth it" if you get the job. I'm confident I answered the questions properly but I think I just didn't have what it takes to make them like me as a person. So fuck them. I hope the interviewers die in a car crash
Tyler Walker
Seriously, these shitty retail and food service jobs really just need a warm body that will show up and do a half-decent job. Minimum wage. Minimum effort. Fuck 'em.
Nolan Thomas
I was just at six flags . Entitled apes
Brayden Ortiz
Yeah and if I can't even get a shitty job like that then I'm just going to stop now. I wonder why I should even continue my comp sci degree if I can't get people in a shitty Target interview to like me. Software dev, IT, etc. interviews are even more serious. I don't want to waste my time anymore. LINK please take us to the moon or I am literally going to live in a box and rob banks to get by
Anthony Robinson
National chains are aids to interview with.
I remember getting hired to a local hardware chain and it was two older polish guys who actually seemed like they gave a shit about who they hired. Its amazing target has employees with the retarded work environment and interview process.
Ayden Rivera
Worked the weekend, watched everything take a shit between patient care and charting. I tell myself if crypto recovers and I make it I'll still work, mostly because I love critical care, but then again 14 hour days suck dick.
Kayden Reyes
If your boss ever takes your pen during a meeting, and does not return it, make sure you ask for the pen back. Don’t leave without it. It’s a test.
Jacob Kelly
Getting ready to head in, should be a short day as I’ve only got a couple software demonstrations to do. Feel like shit though, shorted btc Saturday and pretty deep in the red. Hopefully it’ll dump while I’m wagecucking today.
Whatever meme fast food restaurant that's close enough around here I can get there and back and eat in 35 minutes. Maybe Chipotle today. Maybe the E coli or whatever the fuck has been making people sick will kill me and then my estate can sue Chipotle
James Flores
Im pretty overweight but not shaped like a hideous potato. I have a theory that a boss would rather hire an attractive young full of energy person rather than me If I were to apply to some generic job.
What are some pointers for someone looking to apply for generic wagecuck shit? I have been a on and off real estate agent and live with my parents going to graduate college soon.
Justin Allen
Man Target is fucking bullshit.
I was desperate after being let go from a job and applied to run their shitty food court thing in a target near me (hot dogs, frozen pizzas, etc etc)
At the time I had 9 years of culinary experience in restaurants and catering events.
I was rejected anyway. They were apparently looking for mouth-breather weed-heads they could pay minimum wage to watch the place instead of paying more for an experienced worker.
Fuck target.
Jeremiah Martinez
Lunch time my guys
What are y'all munching on?
Christian Evans
>They were apparently looking for mouth-breather weed-heads Yeah that's who interviewed me. It was a two-part 1:1 interview, with two kids about my age who had apparently been working there long enough to get promoted. The first interviewer was a guy who fit the stereotype of a stoner with long hair, dirty clothes, and unkempt facial hair. And the second interviewer was a girl with pink hair, tattoos, and a nose ring. I guess if you're not a deadbeat druggie or highschool dropout, they don't want you.
Angel Sanchez
Leftover tortellini in meat sauce. Wife made it on saturday.
Target is fucking crap I don’t understand that store at all. It’s a madhouse every time I go in there. Just a mess and it seems like no one is ever working. Yet they charge more than their competitors and act like a premium version. How in the fuck are they not bankrupt yet? The average target shopper is a 25 yo single mom with 3 kids and a pill problem.
Sebastian Myers
Looking pretty good my guy. Leftovers are always nice.
Aaron Cook
>Not shitting multiple times at work per day
You won't make it
Jaxson Campbell
Callaway fag here.
I "shit" at least 3 times per day.
Xavier Rivera
bumperino
William Ortiz
>Vacationing after graduation >Not having a job lined up before graduation >Not leaving final final exam and going to the office
You're never going to make it.
Juan Fisher
To be fair it is a much better place to shop at than Walmart, although that's not saying much
Nicholas Jones
I'll give them that much - it's like lower class vs middle class