/smg/ - Stock Market General

A Case of the Mondays Edition

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Previous thread:

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zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-12/charles-gave-recession-2019
twitter.com/cmkusher
tesla.com/blog/update-taking-tesla-private
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

First for my waifu, RKG, may her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting.

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Cringy betaorbiter lmao

market open when

I need mommy's milk

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I'm going to take a shot at livestreaming Friday and Saturday at both 8pm and 12pm this week, and just kind of see what the fuck happens.

Also,
>kek
Those posts that I replied to in the last thread that got deleted.
I don't think it was anything more substantial than highly risky speculation. Definitely not any solid conclusions to draw.

Ok, who the fuck allowed the lira to spike.

Futures recovering, dare I say, Green Day?

What the fuck just happened?

Something's frozen. Frozen roaches.

wtf is going on, is all money flowing into USA?

EURUSD recovering fast.

this will be happening for the next few years, maybe next few decades.

Lira surges after unconfirmed report suggests U.S. Pastor Brunson may be released on Wednesday

Is this it?

so basically the move was on rumors hitting then people realizing it was prolly bs

kek the euro trying to go down after that pump
did they seriously freeze the lira

>a case of the Monday’s
I whole heartedly believe that movie should be required viewing for high school graduates. I never wanted a traditional office job after seeing that.

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...

>the ZAR is crashing
well aint that fucking dandy
i guess you faggots can just call me george soros from now on
thats rolling from short turkey, right into short south africa w no breaks in between
im like the fucking angel of death for emerging markets rn
whos gonna die next?
someones gotta

USD shortage meme lads

zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-12/charles-gave-recession-2019
>Already, the US stock market is outperforming all other major stock markets (most of which are actually going down)—a sure sign that the world is starting to suffer from a shortage of US dollars.

dope

where the fuck else did you think it was gonna go?
now quick, help me figure out which EM currency is gonna blow next
shits only getting started

raise interest rates and do another tax cut, lets crash the world

AUS

So the release of the pastor was bullshit, right?

maybe its our FED consolidating power lol
some sort of intl central bank sparring match

OH YEAH
fucking straya
we were all just talking about em a month ago
theyre FUCKED

Who knows. If fake Turkey is only delaying it for two days' breathing room. Wednesday is too specific.

>maybe its our FED consolidating power lol
That's beautifully hilarious.

>OH YEAH
>fucking straya
>we were all just talking about em a month ago
>theyre FUCKED
Their fucking housing market, dude. What the fug.

Everything is fine

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isnt that erdys leverage in this whole situation?
yea, dont expect him to give that up just yet

>That's beautifully hilarious.
hey, why not?
we live in weird times

>housing market
right, so w money obviously panic fleeing all EMs, i think were doing the right thing looking into which currency is gonna get panic dumped next. this total flight out of EMs is starting to chain together. weakest ones jumping first, we just gotta find em before they happen

nailed turkey, and now south africa
australia? can i really go 3 for 3 like that?
should i just get a fucking FX account lol

looks gr8 m8
you from oz?

Embassy confirmed the wednesday statement as bogus.

follow this guy on twitter, is a real estate researcher in AUS and posts to twitter with latest data
twitter.com/cmkusher

when is the housing market gonna dump, I want to be able to live
it's not like affluent property-owning boomers have a vested interest in keeping housing prices inflated and continually rising

but if no one can buy their shitty property, how the fuck can they even value them that high?
Unless it's the chinese buying shitloads of property like in Australia

fuck it I'm ranting I just want to be able to buy a house

remember everybody; not just housing
mining, it's also mining and materials low IV puts going to december and january

EZ PZ

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>zerohedge predicting an upcoming recession

oh wow what a surprise, it's the same thing they've said every day since forever

60 minutes, fucking open already

It's the Chinese and Indians and Russians. Fuck have you seen the houses pajeets be buying these days? They're like 5 stories tall in giant housing developments built last week. Who fucking makes all these houses? They must be filthy fucking rich. How do I become a landlord to rich people?

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excellent
so if i were foreign money, fleeing exposure from the rest of the world, where would i go?
US midcaps? IWM? treasuries? long or short?

I don't know if turkey is enough of a catalyst for it.

i dont think so either, but if money keeps panicking out of EMs, i DO see straya as a weak link that could be at risk. theyre iffy at best rn

where the fuck do they even get that much money? I just don't understand it, the amount of shit they buy they must make up like 99% of the entire GDP of their countries

I noticed a few weeks ago that almost every street in town has a house for sale. Simultaneously farmers are selling parts of their land and building subdivisions left and right. That doesn’t seem right. Especially after the flood when tens of thousands were displaced. There should be a shortage desu.

civets on suicide watch

kek Merkel with the news, trying to calm the panic
all I can tell you is memesters will flood into cryptocurrency

AMD preparing for another trend of SELL AMD in the morning

sell the lira rally

lira inching back up to 7
how many times will they freeze the exchange today

>all I can tell you is memesters will flood into cryptocurrency
then theyre walking right into a trap imo

im gonna reposition desu

COMMON BABY MY ASS IS READY FOR THE BIG GREEN ONE

Can you tell us a little more about your saturday activities?

I just had to gameplan it out slightly to try to make a more informed decision. Also if you saw my portfolio risk "highly" isn't enough to describe it.

So some dude mentioned AMDA (amedica) some time ago.
After some research I might pump some $ into it.
Since the med-tech is promising + they have the patents.
There are some rumors of buyouts since this is important tech for the future and that's why it keeps being surpressed.


The thing is they are already some time

Trump has been using threatening language, FED might be forced to MAGA

how do I short the housing market

housing is fucked globally

SRS
REK
DRV

googled

You faggots on DRUS, good luck.

Time for the cycle

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Are you ready my brothers? ATVI 10k eoy

forgot pic related

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I should also mention, I live in coastal Florida.
All of the farms a few miles inland have sold off huge tracts of their land, and giant toothpick-and-bubblegum housing developments of 200 or more homes are going up overnight.

They're shitty houses in a shitty location but are all still being sold for $300k+, and with every new development, they just up the ante (200k to 250k, 250k to 300k, 300k...; and the houses aren't even different or higher quality.)

Even though this is coastal florida, I don't know how or where these developers expect to find people to live in these homes, unless it's literally just to cater towards Chinese/Russian/Indian billionaires looking to launder their money in bullshit.

housing leads to malinvestment up the ass. The rising market makes more investors buy in, which makes more houses be built, etc etc

The real thing is the land ownership.

All of this has happened before, and it will happen again.

Futures green
Green day

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SYS mooning

lv1 a STACKED rn
my anus is ready

God Bless Cramer, keeping the market sane

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Plan 4 2 day
Futures are back to green
Bullish bias


2829-2826 looks heavily defended
The upside has no resistance atm

What to watch for bear sm breaking of 7429

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>Can you tell us a little more about your saturday activities?
Uhhh... Crying and masturbating?
Nah, the livestream is just going to be running through some fundamental analysis on whatever the fuck people shill me.
Otherwise, my Saturday would consist of pretending that I'm going to work on an ML model, drinking, shitposting, maybe some exercise and various coding activities

Ah, I see.
I thought you were under the impression that I had actually told you something profound.
If it makes things any more interesting, Google also has a self-driving cars project/business if you weren't already aware

tesla.com/blog/update-taking-tesla-private

$420 blaze it

>robinhood search broken
ahhhhhh

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I have said it here before
BTC is a way for people undergoing capital control (turkroaches, chinkies) to get USD and protect their wealth

On a sidenote : goldbugs bto kek as gold is literally worthless if the government decides to seize it in order to "fight speculators"

another day Goldbugs lose

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TSLA MORNING AGAIN

ROLLER COASTER JUST STARTED

ALERT

tesla.com/blog/update-taking-tesla-private

GIT YER TICKETS
GIT YER TICKETS
420 A POP

oh boy he gonna do it

Smooth sailing ahead?

Who here comfy as fuck longing SPY? Want to see a break of that 286 level. Need some news as Catalyst. Get to it Trump.

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@_@

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who knows.
who fucking knows

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I want off this ride

Hold on to your butts, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

This fucking broker. I gotta start moving my shit over to TastyWorks or TDA or something, but I'm in the middle of this Tesla Gamble and don't want to fuck it up

all my bags are up
what's going on?

camfy

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It really is unsustainable. Their ability to build these shitty neighborhoods far outpaces the rising demand. It’s scary. My neighbor is building a new house after the flood, they framed it in a week. 1500 sqft.
The other scary thing about my area is that we are driven by the oil industry. We’ve had a few new construction projects start up. Tens of thousands of contract workers are moving in. The tradesmen are living in RV parks. A hookup costs $500 a month now. Those guys are only around for a few months. The management buys houses though. They’ll sell them when the job is over.
The scary thing, of the 60k jobs those projects have created only a few hundred will be permenant.

I'm 4x leveraged 100% into TSLA.

This is nuts.

USA USA USA USA USA USA

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>The scary thing, of the 60k jobs those projects have created only a few hundred will be permenant.
Isn't this reminiscent of the gov. contracted construction crews of the Great Depression, except less khakis and dirt and more mexicans and bean farts?

>TSLA news
WELP MAYBE
>new tsla news
Welp I think so
>new tsla news
in 2 years

This fucking stock is pure bullshit sentiment and dreams of everyone looking at it. This news can drop it to 340 or up to 370 by how people fucking view it.

>SAUDI fund
>funds not really secure

He's going to jail

the people who made the ThinkOrSwim platform are the people who made TastyWorks, btw.

I'm out for the day, cya famalam

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Roaches approaching 6.9 again

This is the bullshit world dude. This can work.

The housing market is an easy ploy of forgin powers to launder money into the US while serving as an Economic weapon against. We just need to ban non Americans from owning land/buildings. This would spark the next great recession though. But you know, fuck the Chinese. We really need better regulation of housing market. Towns with more houses than people but nobody can afford is not supply and demand.

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>of the 60k jobs those projects have created only a few hundred will be permenant.
doesn't matter 60k looks good on paper for next quarter :^)
Gulf Coast is gonna get fucked. Apparently Sarasota, where I live, was one of the epicenters of the 2008 housing market/subprime loan crash. Something tells me history's gonna repeat itself.

boy it's gonna suck for me, I'm going to be graduating in 2-3 years and it's probably going to be in the middle of a recession, and my major (electrical and computer engineering) already doesn't have the most openings to begin with

365 and rising premarket

380 pt today probably, not solid enough new

Based and redpilled

the FED bought up those mortgages and are releasing their balance sheet. look it up.