We make Duolingo-like facts

Having sex with biological women doesn’t make you straight.

Belgium is not a real country

Just because you can speak the language, shower three times a day, have a ton of money doesn’t mean that the natives of the country will ever accept you despite spending 2 years on Duolingo.

Hungarians of Hungary and Székely Hungarians of Romania do speak the same language but genetically are completely different ethnic groups that barely overlap.

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Paying for sex does mean you aren’t a virgin anymore but you are now worse than the rest of the normal people out there.

Overdosing and cutting your veins is not the most effective way to kill yourself. Matter of fact it has one of the lowest mortality rates possible.

Taking SSRI will make a third of the pychiatric patients even more mentally ill and half of them will develop valvular health disease too.

Just because she said she is on birth control doesn’t mean she actually really is.

Homosexual men are mentally ill fetishists, biologically exclusive androphilia is magnitudes smaller that liberals try to make you think with skewed statistics.

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Not health. Autocorrect problem.

People on the internet are not your friends. You won’t get laid from dating apps as well unless you prostitute yourself.

Eastern European women are selectively traditional, as in whenever it fits their goals but dumb westerners don’t know this.

i think it's good to familiarize with a language that is very far from your native tongue.

On average Florida has unironically still at least 1200 HIV positive people per 100,000 inhabitants while this number in Romania in 2018 was 5 in 1,000,000 inhabitants.

Poliglots aren’t high in verbal IQ but cluster with type A personalities and have cerebral narcissism.

Ok, who let Romania out of the basement?

Choking your girlfriend half-dead during passionate sex out of the blue will make her love you even more 70% of the cases.

If she stops giving head the relationship will be over in 3 months max.

It's boring. Here's me take..

I listen to a language a lot to pick up the natural intonation and pronunciation. To get familiar with a new alphabet or writing I do the course, not really focusing on grammar or vocab too much, just reading and word order, and go through the course.

But I always take the tests and skip to the last section to move faster. You can use a translator to guess the answers anyway, and they repeat questions so write them down and do it again if you fail.

But I learn languages really quickly, and already learned like 7.

You will never get good quality mdma in most clubs so you are playing Russian roulette with that god forsaken baked up magic pills every time.

Flunitrazepam and alcohol can kill her, for date-rape always use GHB creates euphoria she won’t perceive sex as being forced on her.

It’s very generous to describe Brazilians as people

Poppers will fuck up your immune system for sure.

Are you sure you've actually learned seven languages this way? Which are the languages?

Registering phone calls is illegal in most countries but a ton of people don’t know this.

Must be the town rapist.

The real Germans are technically slightly Polish by DNA.

the eternal butthurt CHI

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Working for a salary makes you the underclass of society by forcing 60% of taxes on you easily.

If you ever end up at a police station it was because of your best friend and your worst enemy.

Majority of criminals aren’t violent. Most of police officers are dumber than Wallmart type security guards.

Everyone cheats on their taxes and no pulls it before ejaculation despite promises.

Senators are easier to blackmail and to bribe than you’d think they are. They are also completely blind and deaf without their assistants.

It's ok but I would only use it on the side of an actual book course.

We all grow fat and bald. No one wins ever either.

There are no answers only choices.

The better you are with puzzles and strategy games the worse your life choices tend to be.

It’s cheaper to build a house than to buy an old one half its size.

Are t-t-these true?

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The way women are on camwhore sites that’s their true nature that was repressed for centuries.

You can never be too tall, too skinny, too rich.

Some are, most of them are exaggerated / phrased vaeguley enougu so they’re technically true

Whenever people get pissed off by you half the cases it’s envy not because you are an asshole.

Europe is a meme, it completely relies on Russian gas and oil, Chinese products, Indian software.

We have 3 times as much men as we need irl.

Climate change is real, it’s just we’re about to freeze out asses off.

Oh actually these languages I learned by living in those countries and having family or friends who speak them. Duolingo I use for languages I don't get much exposure to like Romanian or Greek which I really don't know beyond basics. You really gotta hear the language a lot to learn it and duo doesn't have real speaking.

one might have been inclined to think these meaningful, if not for theflag

Behind every French flag is a Nigger.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Behind every German flag is a Turk.

Even niggers are above gypsies

you don't need to take courses to learn language, you can learn language simply through immersing yourself with the language you're trying to learn

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Danaerys didn’t do nothing wrong.

The “One drop rule” is true.

If your penis is bigger than hers it’s not gay.

Fuck is wrong with you?

Gracias Romania, tu en verdad eres mi más grande aliado.

The NSA doesn’t give a fuck about you even if you are about to commit mass murder of children, they are targeting Macron and Merkel. Having a Xiaomi won’t shield you from them either.

Dios mio! Esto es el fin.

If you don’t masturbate regularly you are just as likely to develop erectile issues as if you’d try nofap for the same time period.

All actresses are prostitutes even the one that could rely on nepotism.

A woman would rather get fucked by a dog than a redditor or 4channer even if he’s fit and not an autist.

all females are lesbians by nature

A Targaryen alone in the world is a horrible thing to meet up with.

John Snow knew nothing.

Projection after you are over 25 is not real despite people online accusing you of it, matter of fact it’s solid proof they are under 25.

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Freud invented psychotherapy because he was mentally ill himself, yet he never applied his theories on himself he just took cocaine and fucked cheap prostitutes.

Modern weather analysis is as reliable as astrology.

Its algorithms don't make any sense
>answer correctly
>duolingo asks you the same question 2 times more in the same exam
>answer incorrectly
>duolingo never asks you that question ever again
It's trash and there are much more effective ways of learning a language anyway
Duolingo is not for people who want to learn a language, it's for people who want to boast to other people about learning a language

The population of the planet will drop radically within a century. Everyone’s hooked on the western lifestyle.

Most vip’s trying to suicide is either caused by coke overdose or benzo withdrawal.

Most vip have a carbon footprint in a day that’s larger than yours in a year.

Every form of society was just another reiteration of indebted servitude.

You will learn more by reading roman law for two weeks than spending a decade in Harvard studying economics or history or whatever alike.

Romania is out there dropping redpill after redpill and you just watch obliviously.
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Romanian user you're the most based poster I've ever seen

It doesn’t matter what people think of you. It never will.

It’s literally magnitudes more likely your 12yo daughter will be molested by the teacher or the priest you’ve sent her to during the daytime than she’s going to be raped in a club while drunk during the night.

Cats aren’t domesticated completely that’s why they act the way they do.

Romanians are based and informative

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Basado.

This one's kinda cringe honestly

Damok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Damok on the ocean. When the walls fell.

Temba at rest.

Never trust a Vulcan.