Describe your ideal Jow Forums bf :3

Sorry if I sound rude but the idea I'm getting here is skinnyfat (skinny but with a big belly aka no exercise to keep it smooth and fit) and I don't think that's seen as attractive by many people, do you mean stuff like thick thighs and hips?

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Is it like thicc but in all the thigh places? Like thighs and ass?

Irish, German, or Dutch
Average build
Brown or dirty blonde hair
Green eyes
Cuddling

Gross

Let’s just say he has some minor fat (bulk) but has an otherwise naturally twinkish body and is farely skinny otherwise, with the exceptional fat roll here and there. I date a fucking Eskimo from Green land though, so that’s just my experiences

Idk European or something
Strong and tall (to pin me down)
Light would be nice
Blue or green
Sports, running or gaming. Id love a BF to go running with or play sports/video games with.

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GET THE FUCK OUT, LGBT FREAKS
REPORT THESE THREADS

european
strong
idc
idc
gaming

>strong and tall (to pin me down)
>that pic

wow how much harder can a boy beg?

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Yeah but I wouldn't show you.

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Are you the one that posted pic in a maid outfit.

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

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Yeah that would be me

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>doesn't matter but norway finland or estonia are nice
> doesn't matter
>doesn't matter
>anything but a techbro or finance guy

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Post more pls

Why not? You seem like you want it pretty bad

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im only 5'2 tall lol, im rly short

I might at some point but its a bit of a hassle to put on.
Well... I don't

but how are we supposed to be ur bf when ur all the way in denmark

Idk, move here or import me.

Rus
Twink
Brown
Blue
Same hobbies as me

Then why did you want to make sure we knew that the reason you wanted your bf to be tall and strong was so that he could pin you down? And you even shared that picture of yourself...

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Slavic, preferably Russian
Pic related
Blond, but don't care
Blue-gray, but don't care
Whatever he likes to do, as long as he supports mine

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Okay maybe I want it pretty badly but im not gonna beg harder.

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i wish there was a daddy here who lives in the netherlands

Yes you are. I just need to find out what it takes to make you beg~

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stop bullying and pressuring denmark user you fucks :(

Whore.

But it's fun and he likes it.

Its difficult being me... Despite how high my output is, the demand is always higher.

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the more you give em, the more they'll beg for more
post pics of yourself whenever you feel like it, ignore the beggers wantingyour attention

#bottomgang
am i right denmark

Pretty much.
But im a huge pushover.

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I summon, the based korean user

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>pushover
More like pushagainstthewall.

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Funny... also kinda hot.

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STOP BONDING YOU NORMALFAGS

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>not having an Jow Forums bf
What's wrong with you?

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Don't ypu get thrown off a building for something like that in your cunt?

Depends how rich you are I assume.

Preferably either French or a light-skinned South American
Small, hairless, pale
Dark hair
Dark eyes
Favourite hobbies include: taking HRT, dressing up in female clothing, having sex, classic isometric CRPGs

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>taking HRT

get the fuck out of here tranny freak, it's gf or bf, no "its"

i like dressing up in female clothing but im not gonna do hrt tf

i am above the law

Half the prisonfags in this thread are basically just describing girls anyway, sorry for saying what everybody else is thinking.

>having anyone to call your own
where do you think you are, normalscum?

based and same, cute boys in skimpy girl clothing are the best!

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cute girly twinks =/= delusional boy who thinks make-up and fake tit pills are going to turn him into a literal girl

I'm 5'4, also short

Sorry user, you'll find someone someday, never lose hope!

I just want to be fucked while wearing girl's clothes. I don't want any of that hrt gay shit.

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>157cm

IMAGINE.

actually 160 cm

yeah im 160 cm actually

and what is with that name

this board is beyond saving

thank you op

>>I just want to be fucked while wearing girl's clothes. I don't want any of that hrt gay shit.
I would like to see pictures of you dressed in female clothing.

You faggots have your own board.

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i'm just a regular boy though

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I wish I actually had girl's clothing though, would look good on me.

Bump

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i thought homosexuality was banned in russia

cute legs, would grab you by them user

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great ass user

How the fuck is your ass that big and round, I've got big hands and I bet it still wouldn't fit in them

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glad you enjoyed it friend

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more

are you a homo sir

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Why are you such a slut? Does the thought of being pounded by random anons turn you on that much?

>Does the thought of being pounded by random anons turn you on that much?
I do enjoy giving boners to random strangers over the internet, yes.
It's a great feeling.

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I just want a qt bf to cuddle with and play MTG with and bounce around commander deck ideas with

Come to Gothenburg and you'll get to experience the entirety of my boner.

Those are lewd words, user. Why don't you show me what you're packing? I don't want to make such a long trip to find a pitiful dick.

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>all these twinks who want a tall guy
based

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Damn user that's very very nice, it's making my mouth water a little bit~

How big is it?

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Some 21 centimeters. I'm more proud of my girth though, if anything.

Im kinda scared with how close in proximity that dick is to denmark

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W-wow that might be a little more than what I expected haha...

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You should, you should.
Have you reconsidered my proposal from earlier then? I'm sure it would be very compatible with that plump butt of yours...

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A-user that's huge...

What is that monster attached to? Are you cute? A hung twink?

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god fucking dammit i hate everyone here

i look like some of the faggots here which makes everyone think im gay but im not

Meant for: I'm 198 cm. Considered tall even in Sweden.

Im not at all sure what to say.
It makes me both wanna go to sweden and stay as far away as possible
Holy shit.

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Yeah that's really tall, it's not often I get to find people taller than me h-hah.

I meant your physique though, mostly, I'm (sadly) 185cm but I'm a twink

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>his flag
Not muslim country, region also important, no ghetto or rednecks
>body type
Average but in decent shape, not hairy, not much taller or shorter than me
>hair color
black
>eyes color
dark
>favorite hobbies
Nothing that is a lazy hobby like watching sports, that's not a hobby, or being a gymrat, something creative and that he has passion for (woodworking, photography, cooking, drawing, writing anything like this)

ps I'm not gay sorry

I'm naturally huge and I exercise, so I'm really well-built. I don't do weightlifting though, so I don't have one of those ugly bodybuilder bodies, rest assured.
>I'm (sadly) 185cm but I'm a twink
How about you post a little something too, then?

B-but even if I talk big on anonymous imageboards im actually a virgin... You'd RUIN my tight boihole...

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