Turkfag here. as 1 dollar approaches 7 liras, what should I do to kill myself?

Turkfag here. as 1 dollar approaches 7 liras, what should I do to kill myself?

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Buy as much gold and silver as you can afford

what about btc and eth?

Buy BTC and crypto quick

Buy bitcone and chainlink before the Lira shits the bed completely you brainlet

I have 11k LINK already. I have 23k Lira, should I buy BTC with it then tether up as dollar substitute?

Buy anything and everything that you can....lira is about to go bye bye

Get also supplies... You'll trade all you have for a loaf of bread when you get hungry.

btc sucks don't bother. BTC only has a name going for it. Grab some BCH instead. It has real use and a better community backing it.

I assumed since you were here you already had some, but yeah if you want buy more of those too. Get at least some precious metals though since I doubt Turkish normies will want to trade you food for crypto.

Uh, I'd buy a plane ticket if I was you.

Retard leader+rapidly crashing currency=venezuela.

buy a gun, apply to forehead as needed

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Do the exact Opposite what turkish Hitler does

And Food you dumbass Crypto and food

fellow turk here. I am all in Link. Can't perform any worse

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Kek

I also have REQ and VEN, the JUST trio

at one point in January my portfolio was worth 45k dollars which was about 180k liras. If I'd have tethered up back then and held till today, I'd have 315k liras

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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Serious -I told Russians this on Krautchan before sanctions and Venezuelians after oil shit the bed. Get into dollars or gold/silver or something.

Lol

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Invest in Ruble.

this is uniroincally what crypto/gold was made for

It's easy to say, but access to gold and general investment vehicles is under-developed in third-world countries. What ends up happening, you CAN buy gold with a 20% premium, but that doesn't feel good, even though it makes economical sense - you subconsciously don't want to feed bankers with those crazy fees. Yes, it's easy to say after the fact that those 20% would leave you with more money in the end, but really hard to swallow in the moment.

Something like 70% of Turkey is rural and has no interwebz though.

OP buy bulgarian levs

Yeah I know it’s stupid-I talked to a Bernd from Belarus who said private ownership of gold was pretty much illegal. You’d think countries would encourage their people to have hard assets to make the country less vulnerable to currency raids.

lmao I just checked my history. I bought 0.25 btc with 7000 TL in november. Now I can buy 0.47 btc with 20000 TL

fuck me I'm fucked so fucking fucked

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Turkey starting to ban shorting

UPTICK RULE TO INCLUDE BIST-100 STOCKS WHICH MAY BE SHORT SOLD

>be turkey

Buy USD/EUR/Property, only have enough local currency for monthly needs. It will only get worse as people will start relaizing what's going on and panicking. Banks will stop selling USD. Local currency exchanges will start to increase even more to subside future loss.
t. Ukrainian who lived through several hyperinflations

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Bulgarian fag here, how will this affect us?

Nah you don't understand CIS in general and how it functions. Let me put it simple, function of the government is not to operate and develop the country, function of the government is to make ruling mafia rich. Once you start thinking about CIS in this fashion everything will click. We're NOT interested in good wages. How will oligarchs make a profit then? We want a 7-8% inflation, very cheap means of production and economical stability (for federal-level businesses). Not for a citizen. If citizens had savings, or alternative income - like from small businesses, stocks, etc - they would have time to engage in politics. We don't want that.

please tell your shitskin relatives to leave germany before you off yourself achmed

I remember living out in Northern Cyprus in the mid nineties. 10 thousand Turkish Lira for a loaf of bread. I think 20 million was the biggest note. Hopefully this doesn’t happen again. Of course I love Trump the greatest American president but he has to understand that last thing you want to do to the Turkish people is piss them off, turn them anti American and radicalize them. And fucking with there money could do that

you need a wall Bulgarbro

You guys are fucked. Plain and simple. I would suggest following your plan to tether up or at the very least try to buy USD although I understand that’s getting harder by the day. The sharks are swarming right now to exploiut your situation in global markets. Best part for you guys though is if you live through the impending financial you will bounce back very quick vis a vis the Asian financials crisis’s of the 90’s as you have a very strong economy still, with impressive economic growth despite the high inflation rate.
If you really though the situation was critical you could long USD against the Lira and at least make heaps while your currency crashes into oblivion.

I wish you the best of luck regardless Turkroach

t. Geopolitical consultant

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I don't think it's possible to radicalize Turkey. Maybe in 20 years.

damn son

turks always had and still have foreign currency in reserve. they ve never trusted their own currency.

Cheap Turkish Hookers

sweet

done that

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buy bitcoin before the government puts currency controls on and steals your bank account like the greek government did in 2014

thats a fence

problem is, he cannot sell it, you cannot do it internally, and if you do it externally you are royally fucked. You gonna have to buy kebab with satoshies, the vision.

which exchange is that?

Buy jewelry, new in box computer parts shit that keeps value.

What's going to be the top here Jow Forums 8 TYR for 1 USD?

It's the best we can do.

Did you know Bulgaria had the most extensive trench system out of all combatants in World War 1?

You can do much better.

Buying DDR4 and new videocards few years ago wasn't such a bad investment.
GPUs prices went up ~300%, RAM ~200%.

>buy kebab with satoshies
that's the general idea... it's also so he can keep his savings safe in an asset the government wont be able to take from him

you're in turkey, can't you join some local terrorist group and blow shit up?
beats suicide

and that is the problem ot BTC, you make 2 purchases and now it is visible to all how much does this key holder has. You gonna get ass raped and killed.

Monero zcoin zcash mona coin

its not even trumps fault, his tariffs just were the final straw that broke the camels back.
turkey has lots of problems.

lock and load, you've had experiences with the Muslims before

The ukraine is Russia, but unironically

orospu cocugu

>Tfw when the orange goblin fucks over millions of people by shitposting on twitter

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If you can't exchange your Lira to USD/Euro/BTC than you should buy some asset that won't depreciate. For instance here in the US drug dealers started using tide laundry detergent as currency. Tide comes in different sizes, it appreciates in value, is readily available making it a liquid asset, and it doesn't maintain transaction history. Look for an asset with those properties and exchange your Lira for them to hold over this currency crisis.

Where/how are you going to store and transport $10 000 worth of laundry detergent?

Figure it out. Don't tell me a bunch of school drop out drug dealers are smarter than you.

>you cannot do it internally

Why? Turkey is relatively big country with population almost equal to Germany, they should have at least a couple crypto ATMs in the capital. In the EU such machines are present even in small, irrelevant Easern European countries.

At the very least there is localbitcoins option.

Give your beautiful pretty girls to me. I'll exchange with cash (USD).

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>do this
>get shot

What my friend means to say is, use gold/silver to get a gun, food and medical supplies

Invest in dollars so that you get justed in order to save the nation.

OP has been JUST'd enough. No need to shill him BCH.

ALL BTC ATM will require an ID. Also if capital controls come into place, and they will if this continues it will be illegal. Turks have no guns to resist. And those that id resist are now ded.

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damn, is that image from that fake coup?

shitskins were a mistake

This is literally the use case for btc. Why the fuck didn't you stock up when erdofag became president?

Ok, let me put it real simple, transporting and storing costs money. Nothing to do with smarts, you can't do it for free. If you have a truck, how much would you earn if you were to rent that truck out? If you have a space, how much would you earn if you rent that space out? It's never free. Hence this asset is shit.

I'll assume its not a larp and you are actual turkfag.
Can you tell about how turkish society reacts to this JUSTening?
Any demonstrations, riots, people going on the streets, food being swept away from the stores, anything?

Invest in Dinko Valev, Protector of Bulgarian borders and his 100 good men.

buy crypto you 3rd word shit eating faggot

Rise up, revolt, get rid of Erdogan.

ask allah amk

fellow turk here too. it doesnt effect richfags and normal income fags. only poor akp fucks. we can survive with this state of dollar but they will starve and go fuck erdogan.

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Will I be able to buy turkish girls for cheap?

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Eat your fucking hearts out, Bogdanoffs.

Coup part 2 when?

Move to a country with lax immigration laws that uses the American dollar as its currency. I think Micronesia is pretty easy to get a visa for.

Currency wars will kill many until people wise up and buy some fucking crypto.

Paribu

I like BCH more than BTC but a better community? Literally every single person is okay with scamming and deceiving people.

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Where is this?

If it goes past 7.1 it's gonna moon to like 20

Just move to Germany for gibs, why solve your problems when you can run away from them?

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Unironically buy USD. If you hedge into a stable currency your shitcoin will rise.