/brit/

28% plastic, perhaps

Honestly they're all pretty good

I'm a guy but you can spaff in me if you want

fuck off sad act

what noise do you lads make when you cum i go "aaaahhhhh....."

nice backpage link?

your life is utterly grim

Girlposting needs to stop

Doesn’t even look human

>she

shall reply to any tennis post with "racket on"

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Going to hr and possibly the unions because toillords been messing me around for god knows how long, hes a weak pathetic coward.

stupid leftymong i went to primary school with is crying on facebook there are no jobs at all in the mongy course he did at uni and now he cant even get a shitty kitchen job, keeps saying its unfair and there was no point going to uni lol

Depends how big your cock is hun xx

Can't wait to support our Lionesses, looking forward to some real passion from our gals.

twist your mates fingers back and it will tell you theirs

Already copyrighted that last Wimbledon mate.

Seething

Took a proper battering today haven’t you

it sounds like a glass bowl being cracked

aaggghh...

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jheeeeze thats dutty

"this is for yyyyoooouuu..."

bl

plzzzz i'll book you an uber after?

Fewer

Ah yes the so called shagger. State.

might play tennis later lads

DROP YOU LIKE A NEEDLE ON THE RECORD FLIP MY SWITCH GO AROUND IN CIRCLES HIT THE BEAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

have been saying that for 9 years now

got a leftymong on my FB like this. Dudes a straight up heroin addict who stole from his own housemates and got ran out of town by his dealer but apparently it is in fact the tory government that is to blame for the poor state of Britains poor communities

around 7 inches i think

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galaxy brain

Reminder this is the average brit pull

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Fucking howling

why is there a literal child using /brit/ like Omegle

suggest wearing 2 jimmy’s for this dog

my clothes arrived from Asos lads

lol the next level mental gymnastics for your heroin addiction to be the conservatives fault. when did he start using?

fuck off you stupid cunt

Any point in uni beyond socialising? Everyone I know who's done well for themselves never went to uni.

Ahh yes its the wageys fault there salaries are lower than they were in 2006. Very good

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as i knew they would

holy
fucking
PENG

utter
fucking
STATE

got the hangover horn simple as

>the conservatives caused the banking crisis
let's not get silly now lad

would slam her like the hog she is no qualms

id be happy with that

ahh yes it's people's wages that got him addicted to heroin

Lovely whiff of pheromones in this image

its university or getting lucky and having daddy get you a job unless you want to be a tradie on 30 grand for the rest of your life

what do they do?

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY....

JAnny, janny, janny!

When I was in my 20s I had decided I would rather be gay than a wizard, as I approach 40 that becomes increasingly more likely. Oh well I guess if I bottom I won't have to much but lay there.

mega cringe

Would. Please note however that I am a VF with very slow standards.

>the conservatives haven't had their hands on the reins of this country for the last 9 years
>this isnt the only western developed economy to have seen economic growth with real term wage falls

Please.

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Girls' fannies produce a thicker, gloopier, creamy kind of mucus that clings to your fingers when you're fingering them sometimes
I believe that's a sign of ovulation, and they're about to be on their period or something

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would you like me to post a picture of some of them perhaps?

youtu.be/YsfbU4P-YlE
doing a watch
doco on the lives of homeless children in romania
they're all huffing paint fumes, the girls have to dress as boys so they don't get more abuse
maybe thirdies are right, maybe it is impossible to suffer in the first world. this is a level of grim i can't imagine

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sometimes its like clotted cheese as well but thats like a yeast infecdtion as well i think

already on 200 calories today

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>NOOOOO you said if I went to uni I would get a 40k job straight out of class and have a gf and friends what do you mean im just still a neek but 21k poorer and now im worse off than the average dinner lady this isnt fair!!!

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cervical mucus tbhfam

while he was at uni. dunno how that clown managed to get onto a course and honestly i think he went to avoid trouble at home. he was a total arsehole

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OH
WRITTEN IN THE STARS

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ngl you impersonators are getting better at mirroring my quick typing syntax and errors lol.
I completely agree austerity was a mistake but don't lose the plot.

Women have to give birth and go through immense pain, literally roaring

>clotted cheese

is this one of rosey's goonpigs

Poor peoples lives are mostly shit because they are dissolute immoral shiftless fuckheads who treat themselves and each other like dirt, not because they have a couple of quid less per month than they did before.

>i completely agree with your point but i dont want to hand you the argument

Petty twat

uninteresting cunt

absolute rotter

lmao ok you illiterate retard.

i mean cream you fucking retard

watch league of Ireland during the summer lad

>have to
Most of them are avoiding that pain these days, they're all getting abortions and ending tens of millions of lives every year to avoid that pain

All sorts, programmers, some have their own businesses, accountants, engineers and people in nice media jobs.

Hello Tarquin!

yeah its funny when you say it like that yeah

just graduated and going into a 28k job not bad innit
but about 50k in debt which is a bit shit

world is one black and white binary: labour = good conservatives = bad and if you dare challenge my childish worldview I will spurge out at you. fuck off

screaming

reckon theyre faking it so people feel bad for them