Your cunt

never played skyrim before, should i ((buy)) it

what is the SEA equivalent? dark elf?

No, TES is absolute garbage of a series, buy New Vegas instead

Akaviri

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Dunmer so I can dab on them n’wahs and swits

Cat
I'm a kittycat
And I sneak sneak sneak
And I sneak sneak sneak

Cat
I'm a kittycat
And I steal steal steal
And I steal steal steal

>t. furry

I thought Akaviri were kind of like Samurai. So Nips, right?

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USA
Probably imperials. We have natural charisma with voice of the emperor

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lel

>younger sister said that she was playing it
>asked me to torrent one game from an american site once, left to a store to buy some water
>check her mods in vortex, check the screenshots in steam folder
>she plays as a nord woman and has sex with redguards
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Nord
I live in Whiterun with two kids and I'm always with a sexy vampire

did skyrim also have orcs? don't know, not one to play gaymes myself

Yes

Yes and they had the best gift especially if you play as a woman and get the Agent of Dibella effect

No, they have elves. There is no Orc race.

t. TES lore expert

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>flag
>Argonian

sea elves retard

>New Vegas instead
>trying to get the restore 10k health by food achievement
>eat everything in my inventory
>had a few ultrajets
>get addicted
>it was my main save and you can't get rid of it without console which turns off the achievements
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Argonian obviously. Killing dunmer slavers since '02

bosmer

>using chems
>ever
degenerate

aren't croatians really tall?

yes, i am 2m tall but i though bosmers were elves therefore tall

wood elves are usually the smallest race in elder scrolls games

Russians are gay

khajiit rawr >:3

didn't know lol

Anyone who chooses a race other than the superior one is a fool

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Hot. Is she underage?

I think I looted them off the fiends in the vault 3 when I was trying to get the "pickpocket someone 50 times" achievement and forgot to sell them

Dunmer are the best race, at least lore-wise
I just usually play breton though, especially in skyrim because it doesn't punish you for not sticking to a build

never got into skyrim
oblivion was always better

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Technically true

>tfw I save up all the chems in nv and take all of them at the same time during the end game

I never use them, I even try to avoid using stealth boys, for some reason, I have video game autism that makes me hate timed buffs

I have always defaulted to bosmer archer even before I knew it was a meme

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Flag
Proud Telvanni sorcerer.
Fuck n'wah, fuck swits and shit on the worst thing ever: the Hlaalu

Half based, half cringe.
Based

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Flag.
Imperial.

NORWAY
NORD
Hail Talos

>imperials
LOL. Is there mutt race to give to Russia? Maybe orcs

genocide everyone as a falmer

I've seen an article that claims that russians are dunmers. I'll post it here if I'll find it

imperial cuz hate wypipoo and hate niggurs

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>Is there mutt race to give to Russia?
new Americans
nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2013/10/changing-face-america/

>making canonly ugly tesmers pretty so girls and gays will buy it

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Orcs would be the "new europeans". I feel like Russians would be closer to Skyrim nords than actual nords while they would be closer to bretons. I feel like nords are some of the more barbaric orc tier people (while not being actual orcs) while bretons are refined and intelligent

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DUNMER

inch'Azura skyrim will be ours

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I played DVNMER on every TES.

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>Redguards are Ottomans

KARA BOGA

Kekd

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dark elf of course. nwahs must die.

Previous elder scrolls are human propaganda, that's why mer are ugly. Eso is the first non partial tes game

Kajit. Nords don't want kajit in their cities, we kajits only want to trade.

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I've never played skyrim because I am not socially inept.

classic meme

dark elf
i have my reason

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I hate my life

don't even need to say it

Flag
Argonian stealth archer

I steal from all khajit

Sload?

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Dwemer, because they did an hero

Maomer?

Based, this is the only right choice.

Elder scrolls games?
I play exlusively as argonians.

Imageboards have pointed out that province of Morrowinds reminds Russia. Why?

-Native population of M. (dunmers) wouldn't feel any sympathy for you because you're not a dunmer, and if you are, then you're not from the island.
- M. is made out of terrain which is unfit or barely fit for living.
- M. is a dirty and dusty raw material source for clean West countries, because of oligarchs. All the national income comes from export of raw materials.
- Poor reputation of locals: men are considered to be dangerous and angry pricks, women are considered to be prostitutes.
- A form of religious orthodoxy is present in M. and all the troubles are blamed on sinful West. - Local entrepreneurs prefer to import unskilled slave labor of khajits instead of paying money to educated working power.
-New ruler of M. strenghtens the power verticla and poisons his enemies.
- Ruling House of Hlaalu is made of thieves and mafia. Certain participants use patriotic slogans to cover their shady business. Every foreigner can become the Grandmaster for a price.
- Grandfathers of dunmers used to fight long and bloody wars with nords and won.
- Many nations tried to conquer Morrowind, but failed. Yet Morrowind has willingly surrendered to the Empire, without any concern with public opinion.
- unwilling to agree with regime are getting repressed by the Ministry of Truth.
-The center of the country is Red Mountain (Moscow, Kremlin is red and situated on a hill) surrounded by Ghostfence (Moscow Circle Road).
- South-east features an area named Molag-Amur (like Amur river)
- there are several ruins situated inside of the Ghostfence: Odrosal of Odros, Veminal of Vemin, and the house of Dagoth Ur should be Ural.
- Before certain events dunmers were called kimers, similar to cimmerians.
- A necessary decoration of an appartment is a carpet on the wall.
- Raven Rock mine was founded only to steal the money from state corporation, nevermind the fact that the mine can become profitable.

Bosmer rapebaby (Altmer father) during the Third Aldmeri dominion occupation of Valenwood

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Nordic like this swede user
Straight out of gotaland

Dunmer is the only good race

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Redguard?

Female Khajit because I identify with their gypsy ways and also because I want to get dominated and roughly fucked by every man around me when I'm in heat.

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Akavir is like a whole continent but only the sea-faring samurai Tsaesci had contact with Tamriel, but the others are probably Asian inspired too (Ka Po' Tun, Tang Mo and Kamal).

Americans are probably Bretons, the mutt race.

Test

Imperial obviously

Am I the only Orsimer here?

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For me it's the Dwemer( aka arabs)

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Russians are more like Dunmer. Considering orcs are nomadic I would go for roma gypsies or something.

I'd say germans are nords and imperials. Northern parts of germany are nords and southern are imperial.

Nord, i always pick the lore race

Dov

Imperial. Best race.

Nords are so obviously medieval Scandinavians and imperials are so obviously ancient romans

Wales

Breton or dark elf