Culture Pals - /cp/

Emptiness edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

>Sign up at:
interpals.net/

>Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

>Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
>qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

>Script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

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interpals.net/spicylemon
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wake up lads

just woke up from depressed nap

Try being happy

why is everyone not feeling good today?
for example... ive seen a brazilian user say hes depressed
i feel empty today

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post profile

n-no...

POST IT

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Because it's Friday night and you're home alone, NERD

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so are you, nerd

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I'm out at the club showing this thread to six naked Stacies. They're pointing at the screen and giggling right now by the way.

Pic related, just took it of them.

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Just watched Chernobyl, very good desu. Need another kino series to watch

the 100

In Diyarbakir lads

>six naked stacies
>the stacies in your picture are clothed
hmmmmmm

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yikes

and there's only two of them

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i hope everyone has an excellent day

Those are two more that just appeared because they heard their herd giggling. They were naked as soon as they were done laughing about you NERDS.
The other six already reacted anyway, how would I take a pic of them reacting dumbo?

Every girl just wants a casual meetup they’re like “oh if you happen to be in Estonia the same 3 days that I’m there then maybe we can hang out but don’t count on it”. I can’t just happen to be in another country, plane tickets are expensive even with a horrible itinerary and purchased a year in advance.
What’s the strategy for meeting them if you live on another continent?

Get one that is seriously engaged in your relationship. If they're that vague about meeting they don't actually want to meet.

You IRL

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He's not Kanye, otherwise the flag most likely would be american.

eating chinese food at 4am ^_^

Just a Pam looking for my Jim

just a ying looking for my yang

out of my way virgins

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What the fuck? It's friday? I had no idea

hello bb
You look beautiful :)

top right is a dude

And a pal

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W*men out

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i went from 30 views a day to 11 a week. what went wrong

based

mmmhh
sniff sniff
mmh yeah mm baby girl
damn shawty
you sound like you got fat ass

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u gone let me holla?

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you sound like you have a cute ass

Actually my ass is thicc

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You sounded convincingly african american until you began saying you "got a fat ass"
No opinion on this one unless you post nudes
You sound like a gnome. I heard drinking sperm is good for a testosterone boost.

Would cum if I was a girl/10
Based tyrone dolezal

I'm a twink.

why you stammering

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Flew a qt 3.14 today

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>random chinese youtube link
>no comment about the link

you're as good as a spam bot

It's a banger, that was clear from the dabbing black frog

lol

>this is your pilot
No wonder they always stutter

>she didn't say no

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she was smiling the entire time, especially when she was at the controls flying the airplane

CRINGE

>jealous incel posts "CRINGE" in white knight attempt
Sit down, bro.

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Why have you still not let me fly your plane, Macchi?

don’t want to get doxed

*saves this thread*

You’re nice

For those of you who have met a qt, what was your first interaction like? Hug, no hug? Awkward?

imagine being too beta to kiss your qt in the airport

I planned out instructions for her before we met to avoid that awkward uncertainty of first encounter. Her instructions were simple: get onto her knees after I close the door behind me, undo my belt, and pull my shorts down and start sucking on my cock. She obeyed and I fucked her with no condom on her couch after she sucked my cock hard.

we hugged very briefly

not the very first time you meet. That would be weird

only in your beta imagination would that be weird
if you've had a relationship already you've been cheated on, guaranteed

That’s only in your world

I know how women work; you don't, and it's obvious by the fact you think it'd be weird to kiss a girl the first time you meet after talking to each other intimately, facetiming, snapchatting, sexting, etc, everything that works up to wanting to meet up in real life.

Anything else, you're a fucking platonic beta cuck who has no game.

Trust me kid, this isn't my world, you're just too autistic to see how reality works.

Keep thinking kissing is weird, incel.

The only thing you betas should kiss your qts with is your dicks you failures.

:3

sup shawty
feelin cute?

Cute :3
Reminds me of a GHTG song.

i thought i found you on interpals but the girl i asked pretended to be oblivious to culture pals but ik it's really you being coy

Ill make things easier for you.
That's not me.
My profile name starts with C

why are you scared to post it

I just think you're intelligent and interesting and you're the only reason I made this brofile s-senppai

idk brofile posting stopped being a thing for a while.
plus being trolled can be scary

its probably just us in here right now
why not post it and delete it after like 5 seconds?

you first

interpals.net/spicylemon

im tyrone from earlier shawty im based as fuck

ChaoticPenis

mustard?

tfw no one looks at me :(

About to board a plane to Amsterdam to meet my russian qt. Wish me luck lads

good luck boyo. I too hope to meet my qt soon.

good luck :)
gib stroopwafel

Thanks lads,. I'm a 24 year old virgin and my heart is racing right now, I'll finally meet her in 2.5 hours. I've never been intimate with a woman before what the fuck do I do

just realized someone from this general i talked a bit deleted his profile. i wonder if he has ever found a qt

Kek. Same with me man,never been intimate with a women before. Tell us what happens.

I lost my virginity at 16
What is wrong with you guys?

no just killed himself

>I'm a 24 year old virgin and my heart is racing right now
look for things that could help you calm down.
don't think about the fugging too much because you're not going to fugg the exact moment you see each other.
there are other things to be done like
exploring, becoming comfortable.. etc, etc
if it will happen, it will happen
don't force yourself.
you don't need that unnecessary pressure.

i talked to a kr pal living in the US who likes fashion
idk what happened to him.

I just hope I don't get erectile dysfunction from performance anxiety, I've got some Viagra just in case - hope it doesn't get discovered at customs lol
Women never paid attention to me and I never cared to chase after them. I'm probably ugly but my mum says I'm handsome

well he seemed far from suicidal

honestly as someone who has been with over 30 women, every girl minus ~3 hookers has been the one to make all the advances on me and want to jump my bones

I'm not even a chad I'm just an average lad, rated around 7 from past gfs

that's when you know it's real suicide then. it's always the ones you least expect, not the ones looking for attention.