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classic incel

Mans just ere init

leaving the eu without a plan is like going and taking a shit without checking if there is any toilet paper left.


Well guess what Britain, there is no toilet paper any more. You dont have anything to wipe your shitty ass now. Better just pull up those pants and swallow your pride.

up da ra

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off the top of my head france do have one fit mixed race slag

Fuck off you niii...................

>leaving the eu without a plan is like going and taking a shit without checking if there is any toilet paper left.
If that's true then staying in the EU is like allowing somebody to shit in your mouth everyday for the rest of your life.

........gger

Wish I still knew some students slags for xan link

boys listen to the strokes during a breakup or the arctic monkeys girls listen to ariana grande

Average Euro woman would give her left tit to wipe an Anglo's ass.

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Found a job yet? I hope you have been applying to a few and not just spending all day on /brit/

normoids*

Nah Future just dropped sad boy album of the year

>niggers
>working

thought you didn't do drugs and barely drank?

just had lunch and mums got the audacity to be making tea

I say again
>what is a shower

did someone say fit mixed race slagballers?

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women should leave kicking the ball around the field to men. honestly, it's embarrassing they think they can compete

it is what it is
init

this. Blacks can't work

Alri’ da’

Yeah

But rn I would like couple Xannys with my spliff

How tf are you complaining

free tibet

On this day in British History

>1628 – The Petition of Right, a major English constitutional document, is granted the Royal Assent by Charles I and becomes law.
>1692 – Port Royal, Jamaica, is hit by a catastrophic earthquake; in just three minutes, 1,600 people are killed and 3,000 are seriously injured.
>1832 – The Great Reform Act of England and Wales receives royal assent.
>1862 – The United States and the United Kingdom agree in the Lyons–Seward Treaty to suppress the African slave trade.
>1906 – Cunard Line's RMS Lusitania is launched from the John Brown Shipyard, Glasgow (Clydebank), Scotland
>1917 – World War I: Battle of Messines: Allied soldiers detonate a series of mines underneath German trenches at Messines Ridge, killing 10,000 German troops.
>1919 – Sette Giugno: Nationalist riots break out in Valletta, the capital of Malta. British soldiers fire into the crowd, killing four people.
>1946 – The United Kingdom's BBC returns to broadcasting its television service, which has been off air for seven years because of the Second World War.
>1977 – Five hundred million people watch the high day of the Silver Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II begin on television.

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Pikeys don’t work

I’ve had better jobs than anyone in your whole family

Your mums the caravan club slosh bucket

What are you lads having for tea? I’m having a lovely curry

so you do do drugs you fucking turbo mong. Quit the weed spastic you're fucking your mind

im full

went there a few months ago

Can't wait for Stephen Fry on Graham Norton tonight. He's so funny!

Top Timothy antics today lads. Give him a watch later on when he posts

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grim

Xannies are shit dont get why people enjoy them, sure they feel good for half an hour but then all I want to do is sleep

Only siths and autists deal solely in absolutes

I just fancy a couple day bender before probationtoil looms

Not too much to ask

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god i wish that were me

blog on

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get blown away by his intelligence every time he's on

BASED

>Pikeys don't work
You know full well that is a straight up lie. As for you having jobs, I wouldn't class being a corner boy as a job lmao. Smarten up for yourself you delinquent and look after your child instead of taking drugs you waster.

Mix it with a spliff and a drink and you’ll be where I want to be

Ya mam on toast want some?

no clue why anyone able to commute from their parents house would move out before saving enough to buy a house
want to shag? go to the shaggee's place

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Fuck me I'm screaming haha look at the downvotes man comedy gold

no wonder you're on fucking probation if you a dope smoking fool. that shit is absolute poison and probably the reason you snapped and attacked people in the first place

The Greco-Romans would be proud.

Fucks him right in the mouth

I’ve worked for two major banks in mortgages mate

Pikeys don’t work

Stealing isn’t a job

it dropped

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>Mollie Manley, 93, moved to Perth from Somerset in the United Kingdom 11 years ago so she could be with her family, which included her children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren.
>In recent years, Ms Manley became blind and is now living in an aged-care facility.
>As a result, the Australian migration authorities deemed she was “too much of a burden” on the national healthcare system to be granted a visa.
adios, giga-boomer

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you can see the desperation and pain in his eyes

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He’s a professional actor. Tim is a character he does.

Stephen Fry fucks door nobs

fed up with him to tell you the truth

Neek

Everything in moderation

anyone got that drawn exaggerated picture of this

Olive666 should post here

>move out before saving enough to buy a house
becus we dont live in the norf houses are expensive

>He's a talented entertainer. That is all.
>DOWNBOATED 43 times
Why are Redditors such sensitive babies?

Have done a few times, did them last at a house party. Ruined my night went to sleep in my car by 1:00am.
The only time I enjoy them is after a long night of stimulants as they make me black out.

Lying back, closing my eyes, and thinking of Nigwit

elaborate

are her children not paying taxes?

so save for longer
no shame in living with your rents, thats a yankism

My...horse...Neetweet

This gimp went back to Japan? Honestly the trolls need to find some way to get him banned. Maybe ship some weed over to him and get the police in Japan to intercept it then lock him up.

Geez a job lads

Echo chamber

‘Ard

Supposed to make it past the sleepy part

Yeah making the tea

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highly doubting some one who needs booze, weed, and xanax is someone who practises moderation tho

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>93
>boomer
Are you retarded

corrrrr stephen fry the twink smasher

Cope

I had to move for work though. I now rent a single room in a 6 bedroom house.
Would much rather still be living at home tbqh

Altmer
Bosmer
Dunmer
Orsimer
Boomer

that's it, cackling

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stephen fry is a based anti-sodomite

the absolute state of british """"""""""women""""""""""

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can i get a quick rorke vs leftypol update lads

Could care less what some Jow Forums battyman shut-in thinks

your life is infinitely more pathetic than anyone paying rent to their rents

praying for you and nigwit

fuck it
is what it is
init

Did guy on the left actually 'cide?

both on the ropes due to a radical centrist btfo

had assumed my shitty attention span while watching kino was down to drinking too much and simultaneously browsing Jow Forums and trailing off in the process

but since cutting back a bit recently I've realised I just have fuckall attention simple as. even discussing the recent GoT eps with the lads at toil I realise how little I actually take in when watching anything

would rather do the bird on the right in this than

yeah

been a while since i posted on the 'feel but that was the consensus

>could care less

the differences have been put aside while they mourn cheadle