Which Latin American country would you least likely visit in your lifetime?

Los USA

haiti

All of them.

None you fucking nigger, one of my cousins is working in Toronto as software developer but that's it

Fixing up lawnmower engines isn't software development.

Definitely Paraguay

what is even the joke here

>let me tell you about your family
Do niggers really do this?

El Salvador or honduras

Basado

Colombia
Plenty of cartels to avoid, nothing of value that I'm aware of

venezuela

>Latin America

But it doesn’t matter I don have money to travel but half of them are shit holes, only the nature is worth it

El Salvador

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fuck all of them except for the two guays and argentina

Surinam, Gujana Francuska, Terra Fuego

Good and take your cousins back.

I don't think of Brazil as a true Latin American country. Their culture is completely different than Spanish speaking Latin America

They're not as Catholic
They don't share a language
They don't listen to the same music, watch the same movies, watch the same TV shows, etc

Brazil seems a tier above Latin America.

historical attractions are worth for nations like Peru though

Venezuela, Haiti, Honduras.

Kek

Take off your proxy delusional macaco

I went to Canasvieiras in there and it was a Paradise.

Do not reply to me ever again you illiterate nigger.

Estados Unidos

Good b8

See if you weren't from Mexico, I'd take that. But knowing that half your country, including your best and brightest, have moved here, I doubt that's the case.

What part of California does your family live in?

Very rude, based thou

>insert random central american country here

>Latin
Haiti

100% white and usually ignore posts from ass blasted Mestizos.

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What about what I said was wrong? Brazil doesn't listen to reggaeton. They don't watch Spanish language TV. They don't partake in Spanish internet.

With that logic then any European country isn't European

>including your best and brightest, have moved here,
The wealthy ones stay there because they can live better there than here.

Here's the cultural iceberg

How much does Brazil have in common with your country?

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brasil

That’s true

Both Guyanas. I have absolutely no idea what happens there, but I've heard they are a bunch of niggers and basically Africa tier.

They arent hispanic but they are latino
>Brazil doesn't listen to reggaeton.
They do

What is reggaeton?

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Here have a Honduras.
It sort of is as they speak a Latin based language.

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I think it's the spanish version of funk but better

No idea. I live in a non-reaggaeton country.

>better
it's like saying eating solid shit is better than eating diarrhea

>they do
no we don't lol
we listen to funk, sertanejo, and samba/pagode, not reggaeton

My family is from Mexico, more specifically Michoacan. Can any Mexibros tell me about it? Is it cool to visit?

>They're not as Catholic
Brazil is literally the country with most catholics in the world, it's not just not a massive 90% of the population because protestantism is a huge thing here and there are some nigger religions in the North.

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what the hell is even reggaeton lmao

that music that goes "pa tum pa- tum, pa tum pa- tum"

No it's is a shithole like all of Mexico

Same garbage

he means were not as catholic as in that we are not as religious. Swedeb and the USA are both protestant countries but the USA is definitely a more protestant country than Sweden in the sense that they are more religious.

Seek help namefag, you're mentally ill

Mexico because it is the land of my ancestors.

mexinigger

Based
Kys subhuman mexinigger

I do not like funk.

Musics I listen to…

Renato Russo - Clothes of sand
youtube.com/watch?v=Tl92Z-sa2rY

Cocteau Twins Alice HD
youtube.com/watch?v=Sy2o6dzE9w8

Alizée - L'Alizé (Live HD)
youtube.com/watch?v=lOfJvPJiDJc

Coldplay - Clocks
youtube.com/watch?v=xc6d3xTKTXE

Emilie Simon -- Graines d'Etoile (Live)
youtube.com/watch?v=kw8uY58eARo

…and like these… pois é…

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LOS

Why are Mexicans always so asshurt?

How the fuck are there incels in Latin America when everyone always seems so happy and open and social?

I dunno senpai, poorfags are very religious and there are more churches in my 80k population city than I can count on my fingers.

This way?

youtube.com/watch?v=pGrJUkpswPI

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I'm not by any means, that dude has been on this board for a while and he's known for larping and being mentally ill, you would also be buttmad if a Kiwi was known for larping

Everything outside of patagonia

Some cancer you don't ever want to listen to, public places are plagued with that music so there's a reason to not go out that often, even cumbia is better than that, and cumbia is some nigger ass music

Most of the "open" and "social" people aren't very bright. Think of your rednecks.

vai dormir salmão

Mexinigger

yeah like the 0.01% of the population, this board doesn't represent real life

Posta mais nudes salmão

Yucateco is the most based poster

kys nigger

Depooooois…

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>I do not like funk.
Good taste

>kys nigger

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Perú wiII try their best!

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Só pros namorado daí…

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Colombia

>the fat ugly neet """communist""" feminist is here to shit the thread with its avatarfagging and shitty opinions

>Tanikaze
Basado

Ih, akele menino brabo q voto in hobbits dinovu…

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Why did you guys create such disgusting, shitty mutt countries? What was the point?

Just report her and go on.

criem a thread do luso

Peru Argentina Mexico Brazil and Colombia.

Stealing their gold to make UK rich and fund the Industrial Revolution and create your guys in the process. 4D chess.

here

The ones with the higher risk of getting stabbed/shot/beheaded.
So Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador.
I would include Mexico too but if had to choose it's the most interesting among the aforementioned countries because their historical attractions

This is not true and is just shut-in prejudice talking, we are culturally warmer by default, and even latinamerican intellectuals are warm in comparison to say nordic intellectuals, read Borges for example