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Nothing to do in France. This is insane.

thats not nice

my stomach burns.
youtube.com/watch?v=a3WHGDHDA2M

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shut the fuck up

saw my crush
was just a quick hello because she was busy
but she said hi to me

>When you wanted to punish a kid in the 1990's
Kevin, you can't go out for 30 days.

>When you want to punish a kid in the 2010's
Enzo, you can't use the electricity in your bedroom for 30 days.

How come you haven't died yet after 6 days?

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you shouldn't discriminate someone just because they are different

I stopped after 130 hours.

>he doesn't spend every night alone on his computer
おまえあほかやお

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for me its phone
i don't have a computer

back from mowing the lawn, still boiling out there

just got another nice demo from the thunderbirds. they flew around for about 30-40 minutes. even drew a heart in the sky.

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got some really weird farts today, they literally smell EXACTLY like feces

Ireland look trash.

twitter.com/iluvdf/status/1135781044458807299

they flew around like pic related for a bit too

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Ok, just gonna go to bed now. It is 3:20pm, that is good enough for me.

Did you binge drink afterwards?

I discriminate against you for being a limp-wristed ugly little creep

*appears out of nowhere*

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ayy

tell me about your crush Jow Forums
mine is blonde and short and sweet

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Ive drunk a lot of fruits juice today. And salt water.

my crush is a /cummer/

>enzo
Based. Are you even french?

come back to /tennis/

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youtube.com/watch?v=HlEREweogWE

Ale don't count

This is a sex haver thread
Virgins mustn’t post

gay sex doesn't count, faggot

Gay sex makes God send hurricanes

I’ve never had gay sex
Only Hetero
Cope more incel

i have now watched every episode of season 1 of one punch man

youtube.com/watch?v=RzVvAvEjMig
she gives me a kiss on the cheek every time we say goodbye.

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imagine having a crush on mexican

Season 2 is trash.

you don't know me

i don't really know any ppl so i don't have one

Season 2 is when shows come into their own

New poe league starts in 6 minutes guys

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH STOP NO NO PLEASE NOOOOOOO

Legitimately what did he mean by this

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kys normalfag
/cum/ is and always will be a virgin friendly general

DELETE!

the issue with ridley scott is that he's an amazing visual artist but a godawful writer

no idea as trump is anti-science

gonna eat teriyaki later today

bring me some, please

orange chicken for me

what's your favorite work of his

*dumps a bottle of Great Value teriyaki sauce on your head*

GI Jane, obviously.

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WTF?!?!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

u axeded 4 it

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It's Saturday morning

French woman.

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gib

thinking about buzzing all my hair off and then regretting it

you get used to it after a few days if it's currently really long. completely worth it though.

>tfw no gf

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whether or not it'll be worth it i'll regret it immediately after. but this is a month of regrettable decisions so whatever.

it grows back

but my self worth won't

why are you considering it if it means so much to you then?

it looks terrible but feels great

because i feel like it

I think it looks really good on some people.

why do i need to be drunk to enjoy things

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my dad is screaming.
gonna go for a walk.

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anyone else's attitude and social finesse change when they're alone?
i'm really good at talking to girls when i'm alone but not around other people i know

then do it

i can't speak at all if i know another person can hear me talking to someone
grow extremely self-conscious for some reason

just be yourself

Dont worry eventually you wont even enjoy being drunk but you'll still drink.

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Take a walk or go to a bar.

current state of the thread

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Virgins are trash

What the fuck happened to France?

>greta thunberg apu
Cringe

how is it cringe

i wouldn't hold it against him
just appreciate what he does well that's what i do

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It's actually filled with normies, go back to Jow Forums you incel.

>recognized it as her immediately

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why are so many mexicans immigrating to Ireland

virgins and chads should be friends

why is she so perfect?

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>working on bike
>lose keys for work in the process
>can’t find them after searching for hours
>have to call off and make some bullshit excuse
>manager gives the upset ‘ok’

I am so fucked if I don’t find them. It’ll be my last strike.