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im going to spend 4 days living in a cabin on my own in the shetland islands this holiday edition

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no one:

rorke: JeReMY cOrByN iS a TeRrOrIsT SyMpHaSiSeR

get cbt lads, really worked for me
(cock and ball torture that is, not cognitive behavioural therapy)

i enjoy bjorks music

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Don't let anyone out you down for being white, be proud of your whiteness

what would you like to know about shetland, lad

cringe

Rorke is a sixth form pale virgin teenage white boy who wears GAP hoodies and shitty jeans from Next and is too scared to speak to girls

leftypol swears he was present but not involved

alri Ricardo

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mate
what the fuck
settle down, yeah? no need to get personal

SSHH
SHHH
SHHH

its oh
so
quiet

SHHH
SHHH
SHHH

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>366 results found

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alright Poley, mind that time you videoed a girl showering without her consent for sexual gratification and had to go to court over it and then that other occasion where you illegally phished people's credit card information?

leftypol's just ordered his spot cream online but it doesn't arrive till tuesday

>"Kiss me user"

How do you react?

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rorke intellectuals: plato, aristotle, machiavelli, hobbes, neitzsche, spengler, mosley, cioran, sorel, faye, de benoist, sunić, evola, kaczynski, kipling, devi, elliot
leftypol """intellectuals""": john green, mike stuchberry and owen jones

Rorke saying it's not that warm when asked why he's wearing jeans out in the middle of summer

rorke feeling self conscious about his shitty Next jeans

youtu.be/YBfkDH3F1GA
choon

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Ya ken a girl named Symone???

rorke's mum telling him he thinks a girl was checking him out while they're out buying a suit for a job interview because he's outgrown his old one

>*sympathises with the IRA*
>*sympathises with the BSO*
>*sympathises with Hamas*
>*sympathises with Hezbollah*

Rorke: mate what are you doing

>Corbyn: why do they persecute me so?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>OP about the british isles
>posted by a british flag
>including the legendary /birt/ gimmick
>posted 30 seconds before some fat american cunts OP about a yank pop singer
B A S E D

leftypol writing passive aggressive post it notes on rorkes work lunch

leftypol OBSESSED over soiled next jeans

None of this is true

don't even know you tuts

Leftypol is a pale virgin rap music listening underweight twig who wears basketball jerseys that thinks giving a couple dollars to homeless people makes an actual difference

leftypol intellectuals: marx, hegel,engels, mao zedong, philosophytube, contrapoints, joseph stalin, slavoj zizek, hbomberguy, rosa luxemburg, shaun and jen
rorke intellectuals: DOMMY WOBBBBBBINSEN!

I'm jewish mate
I walk the underclass-plagued streets of filth, shit and misery with a confident stride, safe with the knowledge that I am literally better than 100% of these odious, unwashed cretins

youtube.com/watch?v=RKqE_ti_Y48

mum said this to me when i was 15, thought she was serious haha

>hegel
lol no

>contrapoints

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happily. a girl that fit without make up is about as good as anyone can get

Why does the bbc not send out now playing data in their radio streams? I've been trying to figure out why it doesn't show up for so long but it turns out they just don't bother the cunts.

utter fucking state
she was so peng as well

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leftypol found eating from his colostomy bag again

fucks sake lads, for once the OP is about shetland and it’s actually a conversation I can contribute to and you lot won’t stop horsing on about rorkegimp this and leftymong that
please
someone ask me about shetland, I need this grain of relevancy even if just for this thread

Would you like a moni gf?

France's goal, boyos

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Rorke being told to speak up after mumbling a response to his mum's inquiry into his employment situation

how on earth was kaczynski a rorke you fucking retard

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rorke trying to pick his hat off the ground but he keeps accidentally kicking it away

most evolutionary scientists on the planet are “rorke” intellectuals

Wish this ulcer would fuck off lads

rorke pressing the ruler into his skin to measure right down to the base and get add a few extra cm

leftypol trying to find a ruler big enough to measure with

doesna ring a bell no
whar’s she bidden?

>was

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no you're not
be quiet

true rorkes know that modern conservatives conserve nothing and modern progressives progress nothing

why is wiki such cancer the whole page is literally calling her " a female oscar wilde"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ContraPoints

kaczyinski literally has written about how leftism is a mental disease and how they're all soft gimps

Rorke
You look like gammon
Youu like like pork
You dont like me
You dont like my sort
Fuck with me you get put on the rope
Say paki wash your mouth out with soap

howling

he’s talking about cuckservatives/capitalists
post the quote about leftists

Deary me lads, Rorke cannot just stop sucking cock for the life of him. It all started out on a dare, sucking his uncle's cock at his sweet 21st. Then he moved onto more bizarre avenues like hitting up transexuals on tinders and just sucking to completion. I'm worried for him lads I really am, truly...

how can we ask you if you've not been

LEFTYPOL. BUTTPLUG. REINSERT NOW!

reddit meme

>her

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wiki has been pozzed by leftists and feminists for years

cellulite is such a turn off

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>says that people who claim to be conservative aren't conserving things
how does that mean he's not a conservative you brainlet runt?

what did the rorke say to the plate of pork?

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hello brother

I have the power to brainwash women.

I swear I think I'm nobility, just a hunch though.

god mlk jr was such a dumb cunt

Dinnae ken. She might hauv actually been fae Orkney. Went tae uni wi' her back in th'day.

If you enjoy these people:
>philosophytube, contrapoints, hbomberguy, shaun and jen
You have almost certainly never read anything about these people:
>marx, hegel,engels, mao zedong, joseph stalin, slavoj zizek

The first group of pathetic liberals would be gulag'd in an instant for bourgeois degenerate revisionism

theres a few

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Underrated reading: minichan.org/topic/41588
Poley turns up in the thread later on - and it's quite funny, as he admits a lot of stuff there which would never admit nowadays!

whats the weather like then

leftymong spends his evenings fighting the culture war on wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamophobia_in_the_UK_Conservative_Party

Back off with the anti-white sentiment or I'll send you back to Pakistan with the rest of your family

OH NO NO NO NO

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in english doc

Any you lads out and about th'morra?

rorke going to live on the shetlands to escape the grasp of leftyBVLLS

compared to last year, yea

utter shite, a sweltering 14C at the moment
next question

>if hes not a leftist he must be a rorke!
state of your diseased mind

hes talking about conservatism as a politicial movement
which rorke is obviously a part of

Love all of them but haven't seen much ContraPoints

Hey good for you, ya little asshole.
But your life ain't mine. And you don't the brains/balls to do what I've done with my time unemployed.

I mean what did you expect tho?

fuck shetland

howling at anyone who things zizek is a "leftypol" intellectual

AWWWWW YEAHHHH RORKE SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YEAHHHH!!!

antifa’s gathering a following here I reckon
found a poster in the bus stop today

going on a week without brushing my teeth

>tfw i am literally the only working class lad on /brit/

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Any trees on Shetland?

leftypol

ON

THE

ROPES

leftypol desperately trying to defend both far left lgbt benders and ultra conservative paki barbarians, its not working out well