/smg/ - Stock Market General

When She Says Your Account Size Is Cute Edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

TastyWorks
>$1 option entry and $5 stock entry, free exits
tastyworks.com

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
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Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open]

Suggested books:
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My account size is average!

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First for HCLP getting crushed (kek)

Buy vechain

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Getting absolutely JUSTed today lads. Is there any hope left?

She said my account size didn't matter

Sale soon lads

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>Not buying after this dip
Neveh gunna make it

How do we capitalize on this tip off?

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DO NOT BUY AMD
SELL ALL YOUR INTEL
I envy youse able to get in on DRUS, I'm restricted from the market

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>letting her see the account size before you’re finished
Always trade with the lights off lads

>don't buy AMD
Fuck off shill

we crash soon bros

Long Coffee, Long prisions, short Brazil?

>he didn't buy back AMD at 18.92 on Friday
D-d-did you buy AMD at 19.84 today?

RED DAY

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the 'Daq will carry us to the green

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MY OILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I bought it for 19.13
And I'd like for it to break 20

Give an ETA
inb4 NAO

AMD Bellow 19.30 is always worth buying. In the 18s? I buy even more.

don't worry, it'll bounce back

Time to short AMD. pic very related

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BZQ

Are we at support yet? HORY SHET.

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I panic sold the Jow Forums way

well fuck
they had a good run while it lasted
$10 here we come

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Roach tribe burns
Grug's rock collection warm!

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Oh so you're holding
I sold at 19.80 today, originally had it at 19.65 but kept watching the lira
once I saw that fucking dip in the USDTRY I adjusted to sell 19.80
missed my mark by a few cents up since it went higher, but bought back at 19.55
this shit prints money
After the ER it's going to stay a solid 20+ I think

I trust mommy Su, she'll make sure they're asians and very likely distant relatives of the family

jesse christ
this most wrong plan 4 2 day has every been
;_;

me really need for trade on better plat form that supports stops

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>why is there a photo of a guy there, he must be an executive lobbying for more female employees either that or.... or somethinggggodallmighty that's technically a woman!?

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rumored to be the niece of NVIDIA's CEO as well, if you missed that

we're in what would be considered a sideways market, right?

y-yeah
s-sure

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Silver 14.99
We did it

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OP is a tripfag, we staying red

HMNY JUST WENT GREEN!!!!!! 10k PER SHARE EOM!!!!!

They're really TRYing hard not to make it go above 7. It's gonna be like this to closing isn't it.

if it's a red day

then why IS GPRO STILL AT 6???
RELEASE YOUR MAGIC YOU FUCKING HARPY
5.43 BREAK EVEN I'M STILL HOLDING THE PUTS

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Yes I did miss that. I haven't been following AMD and haven't checked into SMG in a few days.
Funny that nepotism is still alive and well.

Fuck the h8rs

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here we go

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it's not nepotism if you're Han Chinese m8
it's just China

HMNY UP 8%!!!!!! ITS HABBENING!!!!!

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About two more years before recession hits if the correlation works out like the 3 last dips, stay safe!

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HMNY AT 0.002 PRE SPLIT

WE MADE IT BOYS

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W...wait? Is that true? I've never heard that before but damn do they look alike. It'd make so much sense...

Come on HMNY, don't fail me now

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It's just gotta break resistance now

Look at that volume

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GPRO extremely undervalued atm
If the market not crash on Friday it would be $8

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AMD is going to hire more women and still do better such is the power of Su.

Good lord. Even with DRUS, my day change is getting perilously close to the red. I'm only $50 up now. I was $300 up this morning.

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Does anyone have an estimate of what fair value of HMNY should be?
>Inb4 0

VIX at 14.88 lol

if only you would have joined the discord back
when we were allowing loser traders lol

Based off of debt the fair value would be negative.

Feels good easing into NFLX

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Unironically zero, should be delisted

Somewhere below zero would be my guess.

it's just a rumor, no confirmations

on the bright side,
DRUS CEO expressed an ambition of $1 EOY to get properly listed
so HODL for all you're worth

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>Han Chinese
Extinct race is extinct. They've been raped by Mongols and Japanese too many times.

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What does /smg/ think about paper stocks? How long after tariffs go into play on the 23rd should I wait to buy?

cumming buckets

i like KMB and IP

session music
youtube.com/watch?v=yIPZyDyGsBY

negative 25 dollars per share

and that's not a joke, that's their current price to book

So long as the dream is alive
That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die
TOP KEK THEY DID IT AGAIN TO THE LIRA

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Wow. WTF is going on with HEAR?

>D-D-Don't w-worry g-guise i-it'll bounce b-back
Bullfags are hilarious

>overvalued stock is correcting
>Wow! WTF

turns out 800% growth is unsustainable, who could have guessed?

Thanks DRUMPF!!

Sector wide dump for two reasons:
>Canopy financials out tomorrow and expected to underwhelm
>Ontario new premier Ford expected to announce hybrid private/government weed sales plan this evening (people selling uncertainty)

I don't recommend bottom fishing just yet. If Canopy's financials are poor as expected, tomorrow likely to be red as well.

TBP looking bullish though. Up 6% because weed pharma is a different animal than rec sales and I think people are finally starting to get wise to that.

It'll bounce back
It'll take years and he might be dead by then, but it'll bounce back
men would be on mars
and it would have bounced back
men would be on europa and titan drilling for extraterrestrial oil goodness
and it would still bounce back

buying JNUG again even though bearish on metals
all time low, think a quick bounce to 10.50 is probable

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>it went down, therefore it must go up!
I blame crypto (and bad parenting).

>go from $1.85 to $31 in less than 6 months
this is what a correction looks like

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ive actually been thnking of adding some oil/gas exploration stuffs to muh macro oil play desu senpai

that stuff that self-acclaimed geologist was saying was extremely intradasting

I want to get off robin hood.

is tdAmeritade any good? or what would you guys recommend

TD is great but they really enjoy endorsing the whole fag/pride scene here in Leafland

>seeking more women to build out the company's fast-paced growth.


AMD is about to have a #metoo movement and no productivity. SELL AMD

youtube.com/watch?v=3YnsDAT8SaY

I'm really not understanding the FUD on this one, since when did the market give a shit about turkey? Or am I missing something?

SELL ME 12 STRIKE VIX PUTS FOR TEN BUCKS YOU FAGGOTS
I KNOW YOURE WATCHING

also
pump the russell already
christsake
do you guys SEE how many numbskulls just bought puts on the way down?
crush em

its just a normal dip

that video, the panic on the face of the three femnazis SJW cunts that can't shut her down.

fuaaaaaark

It's a combination of an excuse to sell off and take profit and the fact that the EU bank statement is over exposed to Turkey debt. The question is why were they in the first place? My guess EU leftist are idiots and have been planning to slowly being turkey into the fold and something something Muslims we can't be mean to them.

Turkey is part of EU now
EU markets are tied with Turkey
Merkel in Germany loves Turkey
If Turkey gets eaten, EU markets explode
if EU markets explode, USA and everybody else gets hit by the spoon
in the end only the USA gets to keep the spoon
is this enough babbyspeak to understand

>since when did the market give a shit about turkey? Or am I missing something?
this is what happens when you get all of your news from CNN and don't pay attention to what's going on

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there was a lot of small spec talk of the big one
so they gave em a show
now that everyone bought puts, theyll pump it again. put writers win again it seems

unless youre taking about a longer timeframe
im still bearish on the longterm desu
but today will prolly pump back up imo senpai

>posting old news
Maybe you havent learned yet from the last million tariff dips but...

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KO tripfags on suicidewatch

>learned yet from the last million tariff dips but...
OH
I DID
YOU SELL THE BOTTOM
NO ONE EXPECTS IT SO YOU WIN

And now I'm a part of the red day club. $300 gains vanished into thin air.

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