/brit/

Women are confused by me because I'm handsome but I'm autistic. As soon as I speak I can see their attraction to me decreasing

*Auschwitz discovered*

Nazi Thug: Never should have come here!

can you be my gf?

there's no reason to redditspace on phones

Wish I could fire a load up her shitter.

he's just baiting because it's a popular US high school text. Don't take it seriously mate

that looks like my gf haha who is she?

I’m ugly and autistic

for me, it's Gloucesterworcesterincestwinchesteryorklancasterwindomshire.

k

Keep me posted

wish we got to do Gatsby instead of Of Mice and Men.

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watch amatuer porn and getting severely depressed

yanks call anything discussed in school entry level and therefore shit

Only the thicko English sets did OMaM.

F scott was a hack and had a small willy

imagine genuinely believing that policing “cuts” cause people to stab each other

hmm maybe I think Steinbeck holds up pretty well actually.

only if you give me $100 every month

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My life's empty and meaningless

i predict that not watching porn will help lift your depression

Lmao

Would just send it you if no one else could see haha

Boomer mentality

Zoey?
Only lives for his motherfucking glock
Puts all the trust that he got up in those 17 shots

will you come to my house?

been on the chon for at least a decade
not sure when I found /brit/

don't regret a moment

I was in set 1 and my school was the best in the area. What did the "smart" kids do where you were at?

all false

Never read anything else by him just didn't like Mice and Men very much

Extraordinary levels of based
Povvos seething

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Might sell my car and walk everywhere

I ont really know about dem
Juh mash out and trap this peng
Been about a minute, but this cash cant end
Run it Did a Hunnid on the track 10,10

Me irl

There are several reviews comparing the Ted Chaing sci-fi collection "Exhalation: Stories" to fucking black mirror absolute state of contemporary criticism and sci-fi writing.
grapes of wrath is better than the great gatsby

fuck the police simple as

want to travel around small rural towns in America but I'm curious how sheltered rural yanks will react towards my working class midlands (Coventry) accent

we know that yanks love posh southern fairys but i reckon some of these extremely sheltered yanks aren't even familiar with the concept of the working class and regional accents

What books you lot reading then?

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Incredibly based

fine with you being like that mate just so long as you never call them if a crime is committed against you

Wrong
Ernest Hemingway had to show him nude greek statues to make him feel better
Look it up

what’s some proper good non Jewish films

just post the soundcloud link lad or give me a hint

k

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Re-reading hhgttg for the nth time

make yourself useful and post her fanny

Major Trends in Jewish Mysticism by Gerschom Scholem

Would have told you but you enabled a vile, vapid whore

Just polished off all the Flashman books. the most based books in existence

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The Upanishads

Carmina gaedlica and a book on Sandy Hook.. after that going to learn a new language..u?

amusing reimagining of that apocrypha

The whole "police cuts" thing is absolute rubbish anyway

Yes, there have been cuts, but only from the peak of police spending that occurred during the Blair/Brown years. In the decades earlier, when police spending was far lower, there was also a lot less crime.
The reason for violent crime really doesn't have anything to do with the police budget

>Pic: Police revenue expenditure (£bn) 1967-2015

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I can see the future

Rorke cause of death: executed by fascist government for not agreeing with a policy

Leftypol cause of death: blown up in islamic terror attack

look mate, just post the new ting before i have to do something dumb like message drapes and ask him for the link and bait you out

giving you the chance now innit

stop reading your shitty jewish/gnostic books and read my diary desu

Woaaah I thought it wasn’t personal ggggggggg

I tried but the link isn’t working for me either lmao

Might have fucked it

You got dl link?

:P if you have something interesting to report I will read it.

>and a book on Sandy Hook
*surreptitiously calls security*

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Sounds like typical Hemingway bullshit to me

He was right to turn him down, fuck beggars.

Which one of you lads punched those lesbians?

these kids wouldnt be out stabbing each other at night if they built more youth centres and there were more coloured role models on the telly

she wants a man from sunderland

Yes but I just learnt that he has set up an entire charity to give to starving niggers. So he helps starving niggers but not his own friends. Made me reconsider my post

the story is simply that he told gerald everyone's cock looks smaller from directly above and u shud look in a mirror to see it how other people see it in relation to your body

Me. Man or woman, benderism shall never be tolerated.

smoke me a kipper skipper, i'll be back for breakfast

no but i think the audiobook for the first one is on youtube and you can get the rest for pennies

was in set 1 for english, did Lord of the Flies

lolita

recently finished this fantastic novel (yes i am a middle aged woman) and i already knew there was a film made in 2016

upon finishing the book i looked forward to watching the film only to find out the film is set in yankland even though the book is based in london and the home counties

was so fucking angry about this and the film was absolute dogshite aswell

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What the fuck not based.

Prince Vegeta

Stoke*

she hasnt posted on insta in over six months

i miss her

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me

Rorke was on the bus on the way to his job centre interview when he got BTFO by leftypol on /brit/

went to a grammar school
there were no sets because there were very few absolute boneheads
there was a set above the plebs with people doing additional maths and shit but no retard division

Best fascist country: Salazar's Portugal
Best socialist country: Tito's Yugoslavia
Best capitalist country: Lee Kuan Yew's Singapore

"When an alien resides with you in your land, one who is not your kin, you shall not oppress the alien."
- Leviticus 19:33

"The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself"
- Leviticus 19:34

"You shall have one law for the alien and for the citizen"
- Leviticus 24:22

"You and the alien who resides with you shall have the same law and the same ordinance"
- Numbers 15:16

"For both the native among the Israelites and the alien residing among them—you shall have the same law for anyone who acts in error."
- Numbers 15:29

"You shall not deprive a resident alien or an orphan of justice"
Deuteronomy 24:17

"When you gather the fruit of your vineyard, do not glean what is left; it shall be for the alien, the orphan, and the widow among you."
- Deuteronomy 24:21

“Cursed be anyone who deprives the alien, the orphan, and the widow of justice.” All the people shall say, “Amen!”
- Deuteronomy 27:19

"For if you truly amend your ways and your doings, if you truly act justly one with another, if you do not oppress the alien, the orphan, and the widow, or shed innocent blood in this place, and if you do not go after other gods to your own hurt, then I will dwell with you in this place, in the land that I gave of old to your ancestors forever and ever."
- Jeremiah 7:5-7

"Thus says the Lord: Act with justice and righteousness, and deliver from the hand of the oppressor anyone who has been robbed. And do no rnng or violence to the alien, the orphan, and the widow, or shed innocent blood in this place."
- Jeremiah 22:3

"do not oppress the widow, the orphan, the alien, or the poor; and do not devise evil in your hearts against one another."
- Zechariah 7:10
Mental how desert nomads understood this perfectly 3,000 years ago let we still do not to this day

Rorke was set 8

Remember having to read this bent shite in English class in TWO different schools.

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Christianity is cucked beyond belief
Starting to think it was a long jew trick

*ahem* FUCK ayy lmaos

doesn't he turn out to be a good egg after all in the last book. redeems himself for all the caddish stuff he did?

i love bloggers AND blogging

think shes ded

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revenge on the Romans for burning their temple innit

wouldn't actually do that, just letting you know what is possible innit
just post something a link to something

all those books are from the old testment

sucking a mandingo