RISK GAME

The Asiatic Horde
Red
Kazakhstan (Astana)

Fill yemen, spill into oman then saudi.

Our hordes shall march and conquer the Baltics on by one

you can roll now

Expand to the natural boundries of the basque land throughout the peninsula

By Odin.this shall be the highest rolls

Unify the various dispersed Kazakh tribes.

why did everyone except me start with 3 tiles?

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Assyria
whatever color
North Iraq

The hungarian empire elects a new leader and continues uniting the hungarian people into a single nation

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waiting for morocco
you started with 3 tiles

Judeo-Soviet Republic
Dark red
Isreal

Morocco will be kicked next turn
map #2

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No the two islands are one tile

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>DUBS on first roll
I HAD THE SANCTUARIES OF THE LAND ELAM UTTERLY DESTROYED AND I COUNTED ITS GODS AND ITS GODDESSES AS GHOSTS I DESTROYED AND DEVASTATED THE TOMBS OF THEIR EARLIER AND LATER KINGS I TOOK THEIR BONES TO ASSYRIA I PREVENTED THEIR GHOSTS FROM SLEEPING AND DEPRIVED THEM OF FUNERARY-OFFERINGS AND LIBATIONS ON A MARCH OF ONE MONTH AND TWENTY-FIVE DAYS I DEVASTATED THE DISTRICTS OF THE LAND ELAM AND SCATTERED SALT AND CRESS OVER THEM AS FOR THE REST OF THE PEOPLE THOSE STILL ALIVE I MYSELF NOW LAID FLAT THOSE PEOPLE THERE AS A FUNERARY-OFFERING I FED THEIR DISMEMBERED FLESH TO DOGS PIGS VULTURES EAGLES BIRDS OF THE HEAVENS AND FISH OF THE APSU THE NOBLES AND ELDERS OF THE CITY CAME OUT TO ME TO SAVE THEIR LIVES THEY SEIZED MY FEET AND SAID IF IT PLEASES YOU KILL IF IT PLEASES YOU SPARE IF IT PLEASES YOU DO WHAT YOU WILL IN STRIFE AND CONFLICT I BESIEGED AND CONQUERED THE CITY I FELLED 3000 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD I CAPTURED MANY TROOPS ALIVE I CUT OFF OF SOME THEIR ARMS AND HANDS I CUT OFF OF OTHERS THEIR NOSES EARS AND EXTREMITIES I GOUGED OUT THE EYES OF MANY TROOPS I MADE ONE PILE OF THE LIVING AND ONE OF HEADS I HUNG THEIR HEADS ON TREES AROUND THE CITY I FELLED 50 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD BURNT 200 CAPTIVES FROM THEM AND DEFEATED IN A BATTLE ON THE PLAIN 332 TROOPS WITH THEIR BLOOD I DYED THE MOUNTAIN RED LIKE RED WOOL AND THE REST OF THEM THE RAVINES AND TORRENTS OF THE MOUNTAIN SWALLOWED I CARRIED OFF CAPTIVES AND POSSESSIONS FROM THEM I CUT OFF THE HEADS OF THEIR FIGHTERS AND BUILT THEREWITH A TOWER BEFORE THEIR CITY I BURNT THEIR ADOLESCENTS I FLAYED AS MANY NOBLES AS HAD REBELLED AGAINST ME AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE PILE OF CORPSES SOME I SPREAD OUT WITHIN THE PILE SOME I ERECTED ON STAKES UPON THE PILE I FLAYED MANY RIGHT THROUGH MY LAND AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE WALLS

Fill oman, spill into saudi.
they do nothing since it's your starting roll.

Continue the national destiny of the norse basque people in securing the homeland

Continue our enslavement of the Baltic peoples one by one. If we're fast we can also kill and resurrect the Belarussians

Take the rest of Iraq and then spill into Persia(Iran)

Invade the Russ*ids squatting on the lands of Western Kazakhstan, any forces still fit for offensive operations after this are to be directed towards conquering the Kyrgyz tribes.

With the hungarian people now reunited, the empire declares war on romania and starts conquering transylvania

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I was about to go to the convenience store for a sec to get something to eat, shouldn't be gone for longer then 10 minutes though.

Give me Switzerland

The provisional government of the national defense of sweden
something blue
southern sweden

rolling for denmark

include your bonus next time or i wont add it

Spill austria

...

What bonus?

it's your starting roll, you can't invade yet, also i suggest fully conquering sweden before you start expanding into other countries so you can use the bonus of said country.

the bonus of hungary, hungary has a +2 bonus which is added to your roll.

fuck off I'm doing this my way

Shhh, don't interrupt your enemy when he's committing a mistake
t. Genghis Hoholinovich, supreme leader of the Asiatic horde.

Map #3

Also, if even after taking the rest of Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan I still have some points left I'd like to use those to pillage the lands of the weak settled Tajiks as well

sorry

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Fill Switzerland spill austria

Finish enslaving Lithunia, then invade Belarus and kill every living thing

fill saudi, spill into iraq.

also morocco is kicked, whoever wants to assume command of the caliphate, come forward.

Pillage the lands of the weak and effeminate Tajiks, unify with our Turkmen brothers, and if our forces are still raring for blood and loot, fight the Uzbeks as well.

Expand into denmark.
NAP?

The hungarian army reconquers the lost territories of trianon, once the conquest of transilvania is over we will redirect our forces towards Vajdaság

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My ASIAN brother

Continue the basque land

Where did that nuke come from ?

If you were so kind to send me some newborns to corrupt once in a while, we can have a NAP, yes.

69, see

you can't, you need to have full control of a country to have sea passage.

Take the rest of Iraq and spill into Iran

Do nukes cancel a region's bonus btw?

i can't stand larping shitskin like you
for 3 turns

Then why would you make a roleplay thread? what did you actually expect?

I have three unused points

Raid the Iranian frontier as well.

Sure, but I guess corrupting somalian halfbreeds even further is a bit hard. I am going to send you some of the newly enslaved danes.
Shit rule, the agreement still stands tho even if not official.

i just don't like mexicans

Map #4

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attack iraq, spill into syria.

Enslave the remaining Belarussians, then lead our forces to Poland.

sweden, spill norway

Make our way through the Russian Caucasus (by conquering the provinces with a coast in the Caspian Sea) then unify with our Turkish brothers in Azerbaijan and subjugate the Armenians and the Georgians (in that order) any remaining military strength is to be put towards invading Eastern Turkey.

Hungary crushes the romanian foverment once and for all, and proceeds to conquer slovakia if possible

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Use roll to defend Iraq, and spill into Saudi Arabia

Fill Switzerland spill Austria

>10
Missed Azerbaijan just by one province, dammit.

Indoolashrokehs!

Actually don’t I’m out.
For any future players, the most chad strategy is Czechia -> Slovakia -> Poland -> Baltics and then from there you can murder everyone

Wheres the Judeo soviet guy? You want to ally against these sand niggers? I heard they're real big anti semites.

Also Belarus and Ukraine after that and then the Balkans if the Italian player is t already there

Wrong, Eastern hordes always win

Persia (unconquered provinces)
Purple

No once you have all the Central and Eastern and Balkan European shitcountries you will have much more of a bonus than the guy in Kazakhstan who just wasted 10 turns trying to get russia.
I can detect that you are small minded

Map #5

goddamn it

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fill sweden, spill norway

Retake lost Iraq provinces and spill into Saudi Arabia.

Expel the Armenians from Southwestern Azerbaijan then march onto Armenia itself, once the mountain passes towards Georgia have been secured, take it as well.

Counter-attack and take iraq, purge assyrian lands in iran afterwards.

The hungarian army directs its forces towards Croatia and tries to avoid conflict with other nations

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>9 remaining movements
Perfect, take Afghanistan as well and make Kabul the headquarters of our forces in the South.

Continue the momentum and colonize finland

Fill Iran towards Iraq

You want to ally with me? I was originally planning to go east and eventually take India, but because these desert savages atacked me I'm just gonna try and take the middle east instead.

Also you can take the provinces I already have in Iran.

pretty sure you don't have +10 already m8

last time i'm allowing this, include the entirety of your roll in one post, no follow-ups.

Understood.

Sure let's take on the rashidun
oops you're right, read it wrong

I think you need full control.

you don't have 4 either, you have 0 bonuses.

based let us eradicate this abrahamic disease.

Genocide Poland

map #6

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Roll included, you can roll again now.