/brit/

crack in the speakers
piff in the mouth
lads on tour but we ain't left souf
louts
and we're about
with 48 cans and an ounce

RORKEYPOL DISCORD RAID ALERT

ESTIMATED : 2-3 VIRGIN FREAK RORKE SPASTICS

DO NOT ENGAGE, I REPEAT DO NOT ENGAGE

big choon

youtube.com/watch?v=uH36Jxp2Tx8

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now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota there lived a young boy named pooey nigger
one day his woman ran off with another guy
hit young pooey in the eye

oi diego

take your name off you absolute embarrassment

Genuinely wonder how amazing Ayn Rand must have been at sex considering young rich guys became absolutely obsessed with her despite her looking like a goblin

Must have used some freaky Jew sex magic

virginpol discord raid ongoing
estimated: 4 virgins
can discern them by the phrases "blog on" or "FONT"

Ever notice how the different colours of milkshake come from the same machine rorke?

hello

GCHQ parked outside my gaff in a van with tinted windows

>I find plenty of asian women attractive
yellow fever freak

yo soy el grando smokio, and i want that grass, comprende?

Would get jawline mogged by Françoise, not a great feeling to be quite honest.

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the gf

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FOY

Jewesses unironically have this power
read about any famous French courtesan

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my milkshake bring all the rorkes to their knees and their like "those damn lefties!"

Rorke hates communist peer review

fuck off you mong dont ever (You) me again

sigh

been to japan and can confirm there are plenty of qts, the average is quite bad though, although they can work wonders with makeup(just like women of most races i guess haha)

Don't worry lad it's just me

Living the dream

How'd you manage to get a 33F fuckbuddy?

sex feels really good with east asian girls but white girls are RUBBISH. into the trash they go, asian women are the ones for me. sorry white women, but it's over for you ---- the asian century has begun
NEED a japanese qt slobbing on my nob god that would be SO GOOD right now. this is the end of white women

rorkey porkey be like "hmmm yess quite i am a classic british chauvinist James Bond if you will hmmm yesss shaken not stirred my dear cha- NO NOT MILKSHAKE THAT MUM'S GONNA FREAK THIS IS DAD'S SUIT"

chink cunt. kill yourself

should have sighed you instead jesus
you know the place in east asia which I thought had the most attractive women on average? Indonesia

Reckon this homealone is an imposter. Something just feels...off.

no. not correct. prat fucker

*spots you*
*takes aim*

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rorke: the left cant me-
leftypol: *throws milkshake all over rorkes GAP hoodie* RORKE ON THE ROPES

My god I am literally posting with the dregs of society on a Friday night, and you're all boring as fuck deary me

blog on

This but unironically

Now I'm just remembering the time I was in Amsterdam years ago and was surrounded by naturally beautiful women.

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Remember 4 years ago there was an Islamic attack in Europe like once a week?

How comes they've all suddenly stopped?

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objectively speaking im not the dreg of society, genuinely far from it but unironically

"rorke" shitposting still isn't funny 2 years later
Thought this lad was a teenager back in 2017 but he's still doing the same shit now so he hasn't matured.

rorke covered in milkshake

Fuck off you boring ugly cunt, how do you like that one?

shame none of them are into chinky losers like you.

>Something just feels...off.

your parents felt the same when you were born

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America isn't bombing as much anymore

Gf toil all weekend

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hahahaha

dave

Lads does anybody know anything about air conditioner units?

I have a brand new diatsu portable AC in my room and a few minutes after turning it on it starts making this constant buzzing. How to fix?

rorke never leaves his house mate, terrified of having milkshake thrown on him by leftychads

bit of a mouthful, two clauses seems a bit much for a fuck off post

alri lads

gonna have a nice fat spliff and play borderlands offline

they get foiled early on and never make the news

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just woke up, finished my maccies meal
now what?

Rorke : on the ropes drenched in milk
Leftypol : enjoying a fine salted caramel milkshake

Who would you choose to lead your brexit negotiations?

FUCK OFF

you could clean the filter, should that not work you could just try to replace the power wire or whatever it's called

...

holy god shes fucking ugly

Don't think so lad. This was just out in the street.

Rorke has a tummy bug and is going home early

rorke having banana and salted caramel flavoured nightmares

When entering her bedroom,
I inhale sadness.
I climb behind her phoenix
bed-curtains,
Yet they hang to no avail.
The romance of the spring breeze
and autumn moon
All ends here.
Summer days and winter nights
spent with her
Will never come again.

IT'S A HIT

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All the girls uploading instagram selfies of their hair getting wet in the rain... Fuck me, it's only a bit of wata man!

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okay who the FUCK is this creature you keep posting

(s)NEEED A GF LIKE HER

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Shader

im waiting for the next terrorist attack in bongistan

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good post, rich with meaning, truly!

Rorke dear? I need you to shower, the milkshake on your clothes is starting to go off, it's been 5 days since your last shower sweetie x

sorry i only listen to real music
youtube.com/watch?v=9qbrYy70T6w

left: rorke
right: leftypol

leftychads are out in the streets, armed with milkshakes, protesting for change, fighting for their beliefs

rorke is sat inside cooped over his computer, parents are worried about him, hasn't spoken to anyone in days, has frequent mental episodes

Sad.

don't think you'd ever catch """"President"""" Drumpf doing this

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Just stop

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wtf stewart mp beats lmao

so they were dutch

i thought dutch women were ugly and masculine (tall and robust)

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I'm sorry rorke, "throwing milkshake on lefties for revenge" isn't an acceptable policy to run in the EU elections

genuinely unironically feel sick

Fucking LOL

>A jaw that could slice up the soggiest of all puddings innit?

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Thanks for the response. Its brand new, are these likely to be the causes?

I'm sorry rorke, it's not you, it's me, it's just that, i'm more of a chocolate milkshake girl...

i don't know man but i'm very glad it exists

i ahve that music on my phone not the hegehog part but the music i downloaded it from the soundcloud so its on my phone

Finally, some GOOD fucking news.

twitter.com/STVNews/status/1137112734787547136

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