1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. Dog or cat

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Snake

I kill dogs with shovel

cat
a dog barked at me in the streets once

birb

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The eyes on that birb don't even look real

Cats are worthless animals. Good to nothing but food.
Dogs meanwhile are extremely loyal animals

your moms tits ain't real lmao

giant centipedes. they are cool pets. just dont let them bite you and ignore the constant night terrors thinking it got out of its container

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No, you mean that you shove a handle up your arse, incell.

How do people get their dog and cat to get along? Mine always fight

He sensed your faggotry.

Dogs all day son. Fuck c*ts anf fuck c*t owners.

>n-no!! my doggo!!!

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I don't see the point of either
if I'm going to waste my time looking after some useless animal at least I want it to be a cool animal, not a fucking dog or a cat
maybe a giraffe or some shit

>N-no, don't break off my thumbs! Help! Please!

1. China
2. I've already had dinner

this girl I'm seeing has a cat that comes into the bedroom at 5am and fucking meows incessantly. Fuck cats. Doggos rule.

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I can't choose between dog...

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...or cat. I guess I like them both.

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1. US
2. Prefer dog but cat is more humane if you're a bachelor. I love my kitty cat.

1. Flag
2. Cat, but I also like dogs.
You are one of the worst kinds of people.
Very nice.

If you raise a puppy and a kitten together, they usually become good friends for life.

Dogs
Holy shit cats are such fucking pussies your 2 gram ball of shit would get the toxoplasmosis beaten out of his dumb-ass cat face
Your cat can't stand a chance against my my Pit Bull Goliath