1. Your cunt
2. Dog or cat
1. Your cunt
Snake
I kill dogs with shovel
cat
a dog barked at me in the streets once
birb
The eyes on that birb don't even look real
Cats are worthless animals. Good to nothing but food.
Dogs meanwhile are extremely loyal animals
your moms tits ain't real lmao
giant centipedes. they are cool pets. just dont let them bite you and ignore the constant night terrors thinking it got out of its container
No, you mean that you shove a handle up your arse, incell.
How do people get their dog and cat to get along? Mine always fight
He sensed your faggotry.
Dogs all day son. Fuck c*ts anf fuck c*t owners.
>n-no!! my doggo!!!
I don't see the point of either
if I'm going to waste my time looking after some useless animal at least I want it to be a cool animal, not a fucking dog or a cat
maybe a giraffe or some shit
>N-no, don't break off my thumbs! Help! Please!
1. China
2. I've already had dinner
this girl I'm seeing has a cat that comes into the bedroom at 5am and fucking meows incessantly. Fuck cats. Doggos rule.
I can't choose between dog...
...or cat. I guess I like them both.
1. US
2. Prefer dog but cat is more humane if you're a bachelor. I love my kitty cat.
1. Flag
2. Cat, but I also like dogs.
You are one of the worst kinds of people.
Very nice.
If you raise a puppy and a kitten together, they usually become good friends for life.
Dogs
Holy shit cats are such fucking pussies your 2 gram ball of shit would get the toxoplasmosis beaten out of his dumb-ass cat face
Your cat can't stand a chance against my my Pit Bull Goliath