I took out a 200K loan to buy bitcoin at 17k

I took out a 200K loan to buy bitcoin at 17k.
I am beginning plans to flee the US.
Best place I can go that will be safe?

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Turkey.

Syria

saudi arabia
canada
uzbekistan

Ukraine, you can live in rural parts of it with almost no documentation. Just learn Russian.

Nowhere is safe for someone that stupid

Don't invest more than you can afford to lose

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LOL, is that true?

Who gave you a 200K loan?

You want to invest in my biz? Will have a much greater return than shit coin.

Hopefully the mafia.

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My plan is it will be a million in 2020-2021, then I can return. Was thinking Brazil or France

I must laugh at you
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You could live like a king in Venezuela

Germany. Just claim to be an underage Syrian refugee. Doesn't matter if you are a white 32 year old speaking English perfectly.

>Germany. Just claim to be an underage Syrian refugee. Doesn't matter if you are a white 32 year old speaking English perfectly.
Does he have to buy a Syrian passport and birthcertificate or nothing at all?

nice knowin ya OP, maybe I can visit u in cuba sometime

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>gambling money you can't afford to lose
This isn't you.
>gambling money you don't own in the first place
THIS is you. You get no sympathy.

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>buy high sell low
Never change, Jow Forums

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Maybe like, Belize.

Also you're a piece of shit.

Just declare bankruptcy you retard

unironically this
you would want some place the West can't reach you
Russia, Iran, China, Turkey
the latter looks like a fine option. Enter with bitcoin and move what you have to gold and wait out the lira crash.
you'll be shit rich
in 2021 you return to the west like "oh that 200k loan, here you go, plus interest, no problem"

because of people like you banks wont give me a full mortgage to get a house. because they think im just gonna piss it away

Unironically
Taiwan/hongkong/macau
You can re enter these to get a tourist visa as often as you want
Its the only first world countries that dont give you away because they are recognized as china
I had a situation like this before and figured out its quiete an option. I just hope they have bitcoin atms soon

not usa friends >russia>mid>venezuela>north korea>china maybe.

no you just need to say you lost your passport on the hard way to germoney.
easy 1k euro per month and free housing/food.

no one its a larp

That's not how mortgages work, moron. You don't even get to see the money.

Wait you got a 200k loan with no collateral... what interest rate did you pay...

Turkish occupied Cyprus. you got money for no visa living for three years? maybe bring kneepads.

Is stuff like OP real or just weirdo larpers?

Haiti

This.

Are there actually people this stupid irl? I went all in at the 8k "dip" and I still feel like a chump

Turkey or Russia

Any place that doesn't have indoor plumbing

>uzbekistan
>saudi arabia
lol Americans fresh meat there

Turkey

this plus they're proposing 15% tax on legal crypto to fiat trade soon
>ask me I'll help

Just go to Sweden

Rural Siberia