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peep the house lads

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arse

Got a spare room like lad?

It's almost like pizza and coca cola are the most popular fast foods and drink with how many paedos have that stuff.

got one in my basement x

third eye encased in cheap amateur pornography
need to fix this ASAP

Not a fucking chance, fuck off Fritzl

The pizza thing is definitely a code.

How would you go about buying things off the darknet or whatever its called

Belfast hardmen came down to my hometown today to disrupt a funeral and one of them got his ankles done with a pickaxe lmaooo

lmfao what the fuck?

My man, Billie Eilish is thicker than oatmeal.

Pickaxe handle or the actual whole thing.

Coping pedos
Pizzagate is real, avert your eyes all you like

download tor and find a market

thanks

Whole thing, two holes in each ankle then dumped on the street infront of his wee scumbag mates

>found a pornstar who looks like my ex today
welp, time for a shame wank then to cry myself to sleep covered in my own cum

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nobody ever talks about a pickaxe's dreams

Can't imagine how incel you have to be to latch on to these random "celebrities"
Go outside

Never been to London lads, want to go.

Fucking hell lads. That would have hurt lads. Where was this in the north yeah

Mate I was agreeing with you
As far as I know, pizza is more of a yank food than a British food, yet this prominent nonce was a Londoner and went by DrPizza of all names

Pizza is a nonce code symbol, I genuinely think this now

Imagine being this smug but wrong
DYR pseud prick, until then shut the fuck up

Oof, real shit

U load sixteen tons and what do u get

redpill me on pizzagate

>pizza is more of a yank food than a British food
I am triggered

Pizzagate is legit you fucking nonce

Derry. There a funeral for a young fella who died in a car blaze after joyriding with his mates. They presumably legged it after a crash and left him in the car. Then one of them put up a video saying the dead fella would want all of them joyriding outside the chapel and stealing locals cars and that he was the one driving. So he got found lol
Was supposed to be a convoy of men on their way from Belfast afterwards to tear up Creggan but they were quickly put out haha

>As far as I know, pizza is more of a yank food than a British food, yet this prominent nonce was a Londoner and went by DrPizza of all names
he was a yank living in london mate

He doesn't know anything about it. He read on Twitter hashtag that it was "debunked" so in his mind it's tinfoil conspiracy tier, but is it really though? No. Pizza has been used a codeword for noncery for years before pizzagate ever became a thing. The us alphabet agencies admit this much themselves.

Die in a fire cunt

another day older and deeper in debt

Wish someone would take a pickaxe to my plums

Do you think you have a bigger account balance than me

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i have $560 in my spending and $11600 in sa ing

They sound like clever chaps. Stuff for them.

Look mate, I'm not mocking you, I was agreeing with you. Not my fault if you schizophrenically think I'm against you. I'm on your side on this but if you keep lashing out I'm just not going to bother. Can't convey tone online after all

Kill yourself faggot, do the world a favour

How much available credit do you have

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Absolute schizo

Time for a beer lads

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Project some more

saw a fellow with a mullet today

It was me haha

Mississippi mud flap

stop banging trannies. come home whiteman.

no it wasn't

How old are you

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25 years old, no debt, i only finished an apprenticeship last year and as uch my wages increased dramatically. i'm gonna have30k saved by the end o the year

im just trying to have a bit fun and you come out with something like that just fuck off mate

I have 7 kids by 7 different women. 2 of them actually found me and tried to get support from me, so I moved again.

Working on knocking up my current girlfriend, who thinks I am going to marry her (fat chance). I will stick around to make sure the kid grows large enough to where she wont kill it through abortion (and suck on some titty milk), then I will peace out.

Sometimes I wonder how many of the cunts I have bred wind up with a betamale who does his best to raise my spawn. It's funny to me.

i can't stand a liar

What’s your job

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simply don't have the energy to care about my image

>You're robbing the young of the opportunity to live and work in 27 different countries!
Let's be honest most Brits only really want to live and work in 7 or 8 of those countries at the maximum
Nobody's in a rush to work in Poland, Bulgaria, Estonia or Romania
And even rich countries like Luxembourg and Belgium are too dull and boring for most Brits to want to live there

bricklayer

you ever seen an old downie lad with wrinkles and grey hair
very bizarre
for a long time i thought they just didn't live that long

Lmao based black male

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I'm white, I hate niggers

kek

They usually don't. Think most don't make it past their 40s

not sure i understand this gimmick. why is the swede posting pictures of average scandinavian men?

have irish citizenship lmao singlets can eat shit

The best thing about Remoaners is that most of them are TERFs
Have noticed a lot of British liberals really hate trannies

business idea: destroy the EU so that neither remaining nor leaving is a viable option

>TERF (also written "terf") is an acronym for "trans-exclusionary radical feminist". Coined in 2008, the term is applied to a transphobic minority of feminists who exclude trans women from women's spaces or do not consider trans women to be women.
hmmmmm yes. *filters this acronym*

a bunch more would be comfy as fuck to retire in though

it's pics of the jannies, silly

My plan for the day is to drink from dawn till dusk

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baffling
I ain't seen this in any way whatsoever

itsa me, mario!

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gazing upon the niggard moon

the fuck who's funeral was it

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i watch the #FBPE crowd so I've noticed it a fair bit
for example I've just noticed that James O'Brien appears to be of their ranks

>no actual ass

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ann landers is a boring old biddy

not really fair to compare most bums to Brazilian bundas, otherwise everyone would have a tiny arse in comparison

Guys, I'm sorry to say but it's bedtime. I'll be going now. Goodnight.

>In 1995, Eppie commented thus in The New Yorker about Pope John Paul II: "He has a sweet sense of humor. Of course, he's a Polack. They're very anti-women." Polish Americans responded with outrage. She issued a formal apology, but refused to comment further. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel canceled her column after that incident. In the same article she noted that President John F. Kennedy's father, Joseph P. Kennedy Sr., was anti-Semitic.[19]

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you have women dying in the pursuit to inflate their arses mate it's not really fair is it

melv in?

still no actual ass, any woman can squat, she is a flattie even in sweden

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nice

Stop replying to the swedish flag its haitiano

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Does this inbred Yank larping cunt on YouTube really think that a haggis is an animal?

>I'm like 3% Scottish, but this song makes that 3% feel damn patriotic.

>the full bhuna over here, strong n proud! you need to try the Haggis! According to some sources, the wild haggis's left and right legs are of different lengths, allowing it to run quickly around the steep mountains and hillsides which make up its natural habitat, but only in one direction. It is further claimed that there are two varieties of haggis, one with longer left legs and the other with longer right legs. The former variety can run clockwise around a mountain while the latter can run anticlockwise. The two varieties coexist peacefully but are unable to interbreed in the wild because in order for the male of one variety to mate with a female of the other, he must turn to face in the same direction as his intended mate, causing him to lose his balance before he can mount her. As a result of this difficulty, differences in leg length among the haggis population are accentuated.

A battery is truly an amazing invention when you think about it

Mind blowing

Just woke up de lads
Midday!
45 minutes until 1PM - then I can start on the bevvies

If you think that I’m an actual paedo then you got worked son

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*thinks about it*
no it really isn't

Yeah it is you faggot
How isn't it?

We don't even fully understand them
I asked a battery scientist about it

Lick one.

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plug em in, dildo starts oscillating. simple and mundane as that