His country doesn't have a Wizardry school

Rowling is a hack.

We deserve our OWN school

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You don't deserve your own country, not even your own language, Celt*id

>Ignoring the fact that one might turn magician without training when hitting 30.
Only powerful wizards are made through this method.

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>Castelobruxo is the Brazilian wizarding school.
>Located amid the Amazon rainforest in northern Brazil, it accepts students from all over South America.[1]
>Castelobruxo castle is an imposing square edifice of golden rock, often compared to a temple.
>The school is bewitched to appear as a ruin to Muggles, and both building and grounds are protected by Caipora.[1]
>Castelobruxo students are especially advanced in Herbology and Magizoology, and the school offers very popular exchange programmes for students from European wizarding schools.[1]

harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Castelobruxo

0/10 not enough stereotypes.

Eastern Europe too!

Just needs a carnival and drug wars to tick all the boxes.

It's kinda annoying how Brazil is always portrayed in fiction by these characteristics.

>happy people
>always wear green and yellow
>energetic (fights capoeira if fighting game)

Meanwhile all the other interesting cultures, like Northeastern or Southern are pretty much ignored.
Rio culture receives attention by a lot.
Only Mortal Kombat actually explored both a bit,

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All of the Hispanic countries in South America are a cultural monolith, why are you even independent countries?

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>It's kinda annoying how Brazil is always portrayed in fiction by these characteristics.
At least you appear in fiction.

Any Spic country that is not Mexico, Peru (which when portrayed is always portrayed as Inca and never as Hispanic anyway) and very rarely Argentina NEVER gets represented.
>why are you even independent countries?
Very good question.

The short answer is that our "independence heroes" were in reality a bunch of power hungry warlords who belonged to the privileged elite and were not interested in changing the system instituted by the Spanish Empire other than putting themselves in charge of it.

And yes, a lot of them were Celt*ids.

Because we are different.

I hate carioca culture.

>three (3) schools for Europe
>one (1) school for almost 3 billion people in Asia
Yikes.

Imagine the smell...

castelobruxo is based af

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Too bad they never expanded the univervse properly.
Even with it's many flaws.

>tfw your school is in fucking Bulgaria
Nigga wat?

mummy jo is so based
she has such a victorian world-view it's hilarious how out of touch she is with her gay freak fanbase

Reminder that wizards didn't have toilets and used to just shit themselves and then vanish the turds. Now imagine the smell of probably 300,000 students from all across Asia shitting themselves combined with the odor of Indian, Chinese, Korean, and SEA cooking not to mention all the different kinds of body odor. I'd just avada kadavera myself at the slightist whiff of it to be honest.

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imagine not having a witch institute

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Oh wait, we have our own. Based.
Especially considering our cultural well of magic goes way deeper that the rest of Europe.

POO IN THE SECRET CHAMBER

Because le epic Bulgaria was randomly chosen to be a school and apparently every single fucking person in Eastern Europe is the same
>in the 18th century
Jesus that is considerably late

>no Persian zoroastrian synod of magis of Nishapur
>no Chinese institute of magic and balance of Xi'an
>no Central american/mexican College of wizardry of Port au Prince

Dissapointed

I was sure it was Bulgaria but OPs map shows otherwise. Not that any aspect of this word is remotely well-developed lol.

(Former) Harry Potter autist, a lot of those schools did exist at some point but often either shut down due to lack of funding or got whiped off the face of the earth. There was an unnamed Chinese one which basically nearly got discovered by the CCP and got destroyed when its "cover building" got destroyed during the Cultural Revolution. A Persian one used to exist but got shut down with Iranian Revolution, and apparently one in Northern Latin America got shut down from lack of Funding

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How the fuck did the CCP stop a bunch of wizards?

Hm, interesting. But what about India tho? It's distinct enough from the sinosphere to have it's own magic school
This. How did mao almost discover wizards?

is this bunda real?

We should have a school of wizardry of our own. Far east magic aren't the same as the Nusantara's magic.

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When a wizard's "Cover building" gets destroyed, it basically needs to be torched to prevent it being discovered by le no magic people otherwise it will look suspicious. Basically, would make it look like you fucking vanish just by stepping through the "layer" which makes the building look different than what it actually is.
Indians used to go to Hogwarts, however, when Indian (and the rest of the British Raj) gained independence, they all got kicked out of it and forced to go to different schools. Same with all the other ex-British colonies, used to be allowed in Hogwarts, but got kicked out when they were no longer British Subjects

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>nothing in africa or the ME
JK "Gas The Kikes, Even The Tykes" Rowling strikes again

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Africa and ME have a Wizard School, they just all have the shitty ass school which has over 1 million students and is basically a "public school" for kids who drop out of the other wizard schools or can't afford to go to them (for the ones which require payment to attend, like Salem)

Hogwarts sounds really nationalistic.

>Koldovstoretz
The fuck is this shit? Bitch should have stopped at Hogwarts and Durmstrang

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>Students from Koldovstoretz play a version of Quidditch where they fly on entire, uprooted trees instead of broomsticks.

Based.

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How do you acquire "funds" for a wizadry school anyway?
It's not like they cant make electricity and water with magic.

It is. They only let the Irish attend due to Northern Ireland being part of the UK, and probably would have kicked the other Irish out if they could if the Ministry of Magic didn't force them to allow all Irish to attend while Northern Ireland was part of the UK

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Sounds pretty russian desu

Mahoutokoro sounds absolutely retareded google translated one

But why doesn't India have its own school?

Apparently there's one resource (can't be bothered to remember what it is, think it's copper or gold) which Wizards can't readily duplicate or create out of thin air unless they are basically Voldemort or have the Master Wand. So that's what their currency is
Quite literally unable to afford a school, so all their Wizard kids are stuck between going to the Jap one or the African one

>for the ones which require payment to attend, like Salem

Even Wizardry student in American can't catch a break from the education jews.

This wizardly politics are actually interesting

I always thought Hogwartz didn't had to pay bills and shit since magic.

>for the ones which require payment to attend, like Salem
Can't make this shit up, even Wizard Americans are fucked by student loans

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Kekus Potenciorum

Why didn't Harry just shoot Voldemort? Why don't they use normal weapons?

I imagine what would happen if they try to avoid those payments.

It's a kids books annon. 90% of the setting makes no sense.

It's high fantasy even by DeD standarts

Yeah.
Fun Fact: The African School (one in white on the map) is basically funded by all of the wizard governments in Africa, and gets donations from the other Wizard governments
Nope, they get funding from the (British) Ministry of Magic.
Anything that isn't magic wouldn't hurt him, and would quite literally phase right through him once he reached his power level in the books/movies.

Would Voldemort survive a nuke?

All worldbuilding must have some sense.
Even fucking shonen mangas have that.

I see.
But for example, what happens with the country that had the school in northern LATAM?
Do they become dependent from Castelobruxo?

>All worldbuilding must have some sense
Not children books.

>Castelobruxo
>literally just Wizard castle translated to PT
>ruin
>in the amazon

Man unoriginal and misleading af -2,5/10

Hm, so some goverments do know about their magic schools then? I got the impresion from the movies that the british goverment isn't aware of it's school

Theoretically, maybe. Most likely not though. I doubt that a nuke would be dropped on him,, and I doubt the Wizards nor Voldemort wanted to test it.
The School basically just shut down entirely, with the wizard building (and its "cover building") being destroyed. It's only known the school shut down and the building no longer exists
>106738198
The "Muggle" government has no idea about the school, but the Wizard government is what funds the school.

I didn't mean to deny the (you)

Could meme magic harm Voldemort?

Oh, so there's a paralel wizard goverment in every country. I thought the ministery and such were the only the only magical institutions in that sense.

Doesn't the British govt knows about their Wizard world tho?
I remember reading something like that.

Np

>Brazilian Wizarding School
Brasil, you are such a based and redpilled country it almost makes me proud to be your neighbour.

Not that I recall, totally hidden to say a few Wizard politicians
Kinda. Thanks to movies and books, there's a list of confirmed wizard governments
>US
>UK
>France
>Africa (they all have one big government)
>China (only seen in the prequels, so might not exist anymore)
>Japan
>Russia (government dissolved with Russian revolution though)
>Brazil
>Mexico
>Peru

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