/brit/

ahahaha

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Mans just ere init

pooing into the void

post qt bongs

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Blog on yank

top banter m8

*outmuscles you

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Why do yanks love to humble brag so much?
Their threads almost ALWAYS follows a similar formula:
>whoaoow I imported/tried this thing and it's soo expensive/weird. My country doesn't have such exotic things teehee does yours? :) *proceeds to talk about how much tax he had to pay and shit nobody actually cares about*

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numbeo.com/cost-of-living/rankings.jsp

imagine doing a massive poo from the top of the shard

On this day in British History

>793 – Vikings raid the abbey at Lindisfarne in Northumbria, commonly accepted as the beginning of Norse activity in the British Isles.
>1042 – Edward the Confessor becomes King of England, one of the last Anglo-Saxon kings of England.
>1191 – Richard I arrives in Acre, beginning his crusade.
>1405 – Richard le Scrope, the Archbishop of York, and Thomas Mowbray, Earl of Norfolk, are executed in York on Henry IV's orders.
>1776 – American Revolutionary War: American attackers are driven back at the Battle of Trois-Rivières.
>1856 – A group of 194 Pitcairn Islanders, descendants of the mutineers of HMS Bounty, arrives at Norfolk Island, commencing the Third Settlement of the Island.
>1929 – Margaret Bondfield is appointed Minister of Labour. She is the first woman appointed to the Cabinet of the United Kingdom.
>1940 – World War II: The completion of Operation Alphabet, the evacuation of Allied forces from Narvik at the end of the Norwegian Campaign.
>1941 – World War II: The Allies commence the Syria–Lebanon Campaign against the possessions of Vichy France in the Levant.
>1949 – George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four is published.
>1982 – Bluff Cove Air Attacks during the Falklands War: Fifty-six British servicemen are killed by an Argentine air attack on two landing ships, RFA Sir Galahad and RFA Sir Tristram.

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told the saffer he had a yank accent for bants. he felt insulted haha

Typical

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business idea: pooing into storm drains

I like these posts

>1982
Brave souls

neck yourself asap

Marx isn't necessarily a bad influence cause of the ideologies he espoused, but more so cause he was a NEET waster who never had a job and lived off his friends, pretty much all who eventually shunned him when they got fed up with his shit

is saffer still here? thought he was leaving after his discovery that the french poster was infact 6 different posters

Shut the fuck up don’t start this stale shite nothing to do with British culture fuck off to eire or

business idea: pooing in toilet cisterns

imagine having sex

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did that last night

youtube.com/watch?v=6QgLJ7Vl_0U

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I meant the saffer I met last night. /brit/s saffer is gone because of me I guess, which is too bad. I hope he'll come back

imagine sucking a golfball

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how do they get in?

What is it like to be surrounded by beautiful anglo Queens every day, lads?

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business idea: get an illegal polish gf and make her serve you for citizenship

imagine, if you will...

Imagine being a negro

did that to a few sims to make them die

*does a little dance

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yo bro sup cody

hehe so quirky!!!
fuck off you dumb bint

Wouldn't say surrounded or every day but talking to pretty girls is nice

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i see

well at least we have his mum to remember him by (respectfully)

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Being s big fan of history I would hate to be from any ethnic group that, lets face it, has achieved fuck all.

she looks like a nice woman

why'd he post his mum in the first place
and why isn't he postin here anymore

sores on my chest oozing blood
spasm in my leg beginning to die down
head beginning to feel sleepy
think it's time I crawl into bed

phwoar you should see his cousin, she looks like a very nice woman

Glad some people are enjoying them, something to prepare for the week at toil on Monday’s so it keeps me occupied.

youtube.com/watch?v=HwT9oKqfUxY

who are these people

Anyone here posting from an infinity pool?

he accidentally posted her once, forgot to crop her out and then instead of backtracking he just doubled down and dumped 5+ pics of her haha (saffers was based)

What did you do to /brit/ saffer?

Yeah I'll try and remember to give you more (You)'s lad cause they're good value

– Vikings raid the abbey at Lindisfarne in Northumbria, commonly accepted as the beginning of Norse activity in the British Isles.
based
fuck anglosaxons

Posting during an infinite poo

shut up you liquorice eating coffee boiling autistic piece of shit

kicked my dog this morning.
he's running off when I go near him now :(
lost my best friend lads.

classic
what'd you do, why'd he go?

Nice quote ya bellend haw haw haw

Did you apologise?

pack it in finlad is a good bloke and is welcome here at all times

it took 9 years of grueling hard work literally every single day but I have now finally- *walks away before finishing my point*

>shut up you liquorice eating coffee boiling autistic piece of shit

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youtu.be/BxfHTISJlfw
best choon ever

don't worry about it mate we like you:

ViKANGZ were the negros of the 8th century

Lol

my dog runs off when I raise my hand because I got him after he bit me once

Vikings were black muslim kangz

>just went out to the kitchen lads.
>eyes go directly to the knife block
>my parents have removed the knives again.
My mother is picking up on my suicidal energy.

whats up lachie having a hard time of it mate?

The gf will be back from her shift at Greggs soon, hopefully she brings me back a treat

>ever kicking an animal
actual paki

Pooicidal peenergy

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Homealone was pretty good yesterday I must say, seemed happier than usual

>gregg's gf
the man who has it all

love those nights where its warm enough to wear just a tshirt all night are based.

yankpunk

I find it hard being around my parents after being away from them for so long.

I found all the blogs on a bit too much

Mum had to do this every time me and brother had fight

hot off the press

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Suburban paradise

What I like about him is he'll reply to almost anything you post at him, so it's quite easy to have a conversation with him no matter how mundane

looked at photos of me 2 years ago before i got fat
i hated the way i looked but i actually looked good
I'll be well into my twenties before i can become attractive again to have any chance with a chick

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Realistically how hard would it be to kill yourself with a knife to the throat and just bleed out?