/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

gonna fuck your daughter

pls don't deflate the baby mr brady

Ben Franklin said "those who would sacrifice some essential liberty to obtain some temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

wut kind of fucking animal doesn’t shower after shitting

channel was removed for hatespeech days ago... so did you just have the link bookmarked and plan this post out or what

the kind that invented toilet paper and knows how to use it

ney i wanted to post it because of i had it bookmarked because his accent and the music made me laugh every time i watched it

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>Ben Franklin
Retarded fat jew.
>"those who would sacrifice some essential liberty to obtain some temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
That isn't what I said or implied in the post you replied to. Stupid shabbos goy.

Dios mio... Las Abominaciones de Eurasia....

So if shit gets on your hands while wiping your ass and you drag toilet paper over your hand until there is no visible shit left, is your hand clean?

think about it logically

so you don't wash your hands after shitting?

I cannot think of a logical reason to artificially restrict my daughter from courtship and waste her fertility until the arbitrary age of 18. Can you provide one?

Imagine the smell...

if I then wash my hand with soap yes

of course i do
as i do wash my ass with soap and water after pooeing

if you do not wash your ass after shitting i see no logical reason why you would wash your hands then
because apparently toilet paper somehow makes poop disappear 100% simply by dry rubbing it

>>if you do not wash your ass after shitting i see no logical reason why you would wash your hands then
Do you shake hands with your asshole? Do you operate equipment with your asshole? How often are you touching things with your asshole? Why do you believe your asshole will be clean even 30 minutes after taking a shower regardless? It is a dirty place by nature...

you can smell unwashed asses
but your unwashed ass nose is desensitized to it

just how obese are you

just how unclean and disgusting are you

why are you defending not washing your shitsmeared hairy asscrack?

i dunno i never implied that
honestly if i had a kid i would let them have sex before the age of 18 as long as they did it safely

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>invest 10 bux in ltc a year or so ago
>finally worth more than my initial investment again after doubling for a month then dropping

Because I'm not obese and I can wipe my own ass with my hand instead of relying on a shit stick and showers

Premarital sex is immoral.

>/brit/ was deleted because of the OP
ROFL

>i can drag dry paper along my asscrack until I have spread the shit out thinly enough so it doesn't leave a visible mark any longer!
>there is absolutely no need to wash the shit off of my body!
>if you wash your ass you're obese!

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youtu.be/b3aYvB3-toY
did u ever do this job at the ol oil sands

>January 19th 2004

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Americans, aren't you afraid to go to Mexico?

youtube.com/watch?v=ESXgJ9-H-2U

afraid that i will drink the water and shit out my intestines

I'm afraid of the Mexicans.

they are all 5'4 and afraid of guns

first for anime

no they have cannons and scarecrows in all the big ponds. also why are you up so early.

why are birds not allowed in the pond

because I passed out after eating mcdonalds last night after not eating anything all day and working 2 jobs

most mexicans aren't bloodthirsty warlords and criminals, that shit is localized to a few areas but most the country is relatively safe

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Tell me, what's the normal price for a taxi in Mexico to airport? In usd.

Fun fact most Mexicans are actually gay

youtu.be/djbD3rROa2Q

morning theme

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milkies

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fk are you shit talking yourself

regret not having had more fried shrimp at the buffet last week

putin is racially a finno urgic

i found talking negatively about whites and asians with an asian flag is a guaranteed (You) generator
it's my second thread about this topic today

the birds die from chemicals or stuff and the ERA freaks out

how many mcnuggies? also whats your other job than handyman and good fren

didnt get any i just ate a quarterpounder and some fries with a milkshake

2nd job is more of the same

also had crab for the first time at the buffet

bit of a meme food, scraping that tiny bit of meat out of their gay shell and legs
not worth the effort

you never had crab rangoon before?

no, i think that's more of an american thing
don't think it exists in europe or asia, at least i have never seen it anywhere on a menu

Hebesexuals deserve equal rights.

LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
the hotel didn't have breakfast ready yesterday so i had to go to maccas, very sad!

any time I eat big fatty meals after not eating all day I always pass out

it really makes me think

crab Rangoon is tasty, but I guarantee it's 100% of the time that weird imitation crab stuff

binge drinking fucking sucks man why did i do this i feel like shit
never again

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pretty sure its mostly cream cheese

>never again
wew lad. hopefully you're at least keeping it to the weekends like i used to be able to...

when i drink now I try to go overboard so that I dont want to drink again afterwardsive only drank twice since my father died ~4 years ago

i'm a neet with friends who dont want to hang out with me so i can get drunk on the weekdays most of the time
i said "never again" but knowing me i'll probably do the same thing next week

thats a pretty good strat, shame it doesn't work for me

youtube.com/watch?v=T4SimnaiktU

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for me, i just do a small amount of benzodiazepines that i have sourced illegally from china.

have you ever read about the opium wars

youtube.com/watch?v=TUk7q9zRoJI

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not really but i've heard about them

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how much do you know about them

uhhh basically that image.
anyway, i guess this is their revenge LOL.
well this and fentanyl

youtube.com/watch?v=neO2XcrdPJ4

rate her accent

Try soft shell crab

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhyKYa0YJ_5CfNx__nBNXi_0Kl6aFA2Dl

you should check it out sometime

if you had a dream about giving a specific person you know money but they never asked for it, would you?

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>giving people money
bad idea. why would you?

I’m an incel but not a freak

how come this shopping list app uses the same icon for tampons as it does floss

i dont know maybe it was a sign from an angel letting you know somebody needed help or something

good morning /cum/

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i think you're just looking for somebody to help so you can create another codependent relationship now that your friend is all moved out.

i dont think it would do that considering the person is my mom

What is an once i?

/cum/blums

Incel* my phone does not like that word

good morning fren

maybe give her a call and see how she's doing/just to chat later then

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Watching that 2000s docu series on netflix
Didn't really appreciate how kino it was at the time

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youtu.be/4z0qDgfi2kw

name?

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calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/evacuation-warning-lifted-for-slave-lake-as-cooler-weather-aids-wildfire-fights/wcm/d1cc863e-4d77-4dc6-901a-5185d9c9cb07

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it's just called "the 2000s"

mmh tnks bb...xx

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>sit on my leg for too long
>get up quickly
>lose footing because numb leg and fall on my back

nice, was worried about slave lake poster before

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Am sad my warriors may lose the finals lads

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