Swedish tourist asks for directions

>swedish tourist asks for directions
>knock him out and steal his wallet

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BASED

Very based move on your part

Why are wh*tes so naive hahahahaha

He deserved it, only a moron would travel to Russia

based

That's good for you, otherwise he would drink all the beer in your city.

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based, making russia feel like home

>tourists
>in Russia
fake

>see russian tourist
>direct him to zoo

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lol

Based: Swedoid deserve that

What kind of beer does Russia have?

Quintissential Russian post

>swedish male approaches me
>ursäkta mig, do ye häppen to know where to get homosexual medicine
>"no"

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БAЗИPOBAH

Based.
FUCK SWEDEN

>Russian tourist asks for directions
>give him a kiss and suck him off

piss

i understood that reference

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>french tourist asks if i can take a picture of him with his gf
>kill him and rape his dumb whore gf before killing her as well

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>Russion tou-
Oh wait

Visited moscow with class in like 9th grade, had some fun with classmates
>walk up to a random person
>point to my wrist and say "kada čiulpei?"
>mfw they pull out their phones and tell me the time

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POWER MOVE

>tell my German waiter that there's a fly in my soup
>He yells something about the jews and shoots my soup

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Ah that's cute

>american dourist
>fetch modorized card :-DDD

wtf???

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> killing her as well
You should have locked her in the basement and raped her whenever you wanted, you're a shame to your country

Chad move