>swedish tourist asks for directions
>knock him out and steal his wallet
Swedish tourist asks for directions
BASED
Very based move on your part
Why are wh*tes so naive hahahahaha
He deserved it, only a moron would travel to Russia
based
That's good for you, otherwise he would drink all the beer in your city.
based, making russia feel like home
>tourists
>in Russia
fake
>see russian tourist
>direct him to zoo
lol
Based: Swedoid deserve that
What kind of beer does Russia have?
Quintissential Russian post
>swedish male approaches me
>ursäkta mig, do ye häppen to know where to get homosexual medicine
>"no"
БAЗИPOBAH
Based.
FUCK SWEDEN
>Russian tourist asks for directions
>give him a kiss and suck him off
piss
i understood that reference
>french tourist asks if i can take a picture of him with his gf
>kill him and rape his dumb whore gf before killing her as well
>Russion tou-
Oh wait
Visited moscow with class in like 9th grade, had some fun with classmates
>walk up to a random person
>point to my wrist and say "kada čiulpei?"
>mfw they pull out their phones and tell me the time
POWER MOVE
>tell my German waiter that there's a fly in my soup
>He yells something about the jews and shoots my soup
Ah that's cute
>american dourist
>fetch modorized card :-DDD
wtf???
> killing her as well
You should have locked her in the basement and raped her whenever you wanted, you're a shame to your country
Chad move