*BOOM* *BOOM*
*CRASH*
"WOOF WOOF"
This is all it takes for a pitbull to break into your house and eat your hardware wallet and all of your backups as well as chewing your legs completely off.
What do you do?
*BOOM* *BOOM*
Brody Sullivan
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Isaac Taylor
I don't live in a crappy house like you Americans. My walls are made of bricks not plywood. Pitbulls do not concern me.
Nicholas Fisher
My key is in my freezer inside a old Tony's suppreme pizza box labeled DO NOT EAT
Parker Barnes
It can come through your fucking window like swat. Don't underestimate the pitbull.
RIP to your key
Blake Rodriguez
*BANG* *BANG*
This is all it takes to kill a pitbull who breaks into your house to eat your hardware wallet and all of your backups as well as chewing your legs completely off.
Logan Edwards
Stop being a retarded faggot, it's. Not healthy.
Benjamin Ward
I have dozens of encrypted backups in every room of my house plus in several of my friend's homes. You'd need dozens of strategically placed pitbulls to devour my private key, or one very massive pitbull.
Adrian Brown
Juan Brown
Do europoors even have pitbulls? AFIK they are purely an American epidemic
Andrew Reyes
Bentley Parker
Every year, thousands of people die from pitbull house invasions. And then the people's legs get eaten off too. Are you at risk? Know the signs
Austin Roberts
> europoors
> live houses actually made of strong expensive bricks instead of cheap plywood.
pick one
Hudson Rogers
>can't even afford things like their own transportation or health care, so gov has to subsidize everything
I imagine that your brick houses are dirt cheap because the property value where you live is so damn low. Not many people wanting to move to Europe, apart from Indians and Muslim refugees
Julian Stewart
Are you retarded?
Austin Barnes
lmao, the absolute state of american houses
I have to use a fucking hammer drill to make a small hole in my wall.
Hunter Clark
You can't afford a car lol
Caleb Davis
Whut?
Thomas Reyes
you can't afford cars lol
Xavier Butler
> 'greatest' country in the world vs a bit of wind
who will win?
Benjamin King
What do you mean? It doesn't even make sense? I have two cars
>brick houses are dirt cheap because the property value where you live is so damn low.
You are clearly not very well educated on the price of housing here lol
Dylan Murphy
Literally can't even afford $2000 beater cars hahahaha m-m-m-m-m-muh 200% VAT!!!! hahaahaha
Daniel Flores
>can't even afford things like their own transportation or health care, so gov has to subsidize everything
Owen Thompson
> Can't afford a car without a loan.
HAHAHA Americans BTFO
Jeremiah Ortiz
he won't get past my anti-dog roomba
Landon Miller
You're literally not even allowed to breathe or take a shit without paying a tax for it lol. 2000% VAT, bare MINIMUM for most of your automobile purhcases lmao
Jacob Edwards
> 2000% VAT, bare MINIMUM for most of your automobile purhcases lmao
And still we can afford them without a loan.
Joseph Watson
okay then what the fuck do you suggest I do then OP
Oliver Thompson
You can't even afford to pay your taxes without loans lol. And you get taxed on the taxes. The numbers speak for themselves. Clearly, europe is an impoverished shithole if only like one guy in each country actually has a car
Luis Murphy
lol nice work Kev
Ryder Phillips
top tier bants
Nolan Robinson
me in the middle
Jaxon Taylor
mate you're living under a rock. pitbulls have been a sad reality of yuropoor countries since (((people))) imported shitskins and the shitskins had kids, two generations ago. if you think you have a pitbull epidemic in murica, in yurope suburbs you'd piss your pants faster than you could shart them
Nolan Hall
Stick the hardware wallet up it's ass, and jerk it off.
Lincoln Jenkins
>there are unironically people who get mauled by manlet dogs
Carter Reyes
Whites
Cooper Reed
We're all in debtors prison