/brit/

Need answers

Can someone tell me at what point in the lore did the meerkats quite competing with comparethemarket to start working for them?

what happened to their comparethemeerkat business?

Attached: download.jpg (284x178, 7K)

need advice lads

youtube.com/watch?v=E0vdcFp1pAo

Attached: 1559988068444.jpg (2235x753, 87K)

based

Attached: Ireland_5.jpg (650x488, 56K)

Just watched a documentary about cows being sent to the slaughter house

Attached: download (1).png (691x653, 27K)

Attached: 1559984519530.jpg (640x528, 50K)

lol must admit i did do a wankie today

honestly wouldnt shag any of them, maybe 1 at a push

>tfw no brother
All I got was a sister

Attached: 1500660482070.png (656x755, 29K)

Attached: 1559991800031.jpg (770x513, 63K)

david cameron in a round background

Fuck off

Sadiq Khan. You've fucked my wife.

my sister is jokes she always gets me weed and we smoke together

just cooked a steak

Attached: Screenshot 2019-06-08 at 02.35.35 pm.png (671x654, 33K)

George was the only honest Beatle

not very amoousing?

anglo bitch go suck a germans cock

I have a brother but he's gay

ate a bacon burger with fresh mozz yesterday and my toots are positively horrid lads

Attached: 1558696586839.png (645x1260, 440K)

>weed
degenerate

hehe

Weed turns your brain into shit

boring

Had fish and chips yesterday and my farts are rancid and greasy today so I know your pain

devoured a double big tasty with bacon for my lunch

all the porn is suddenly blocked on my phone lads

well done?

Attached: Screenshot (3995).jpg (1444x1080, 182K)

Need an excuse to go outside
there's simply no point anymore
Want to buy something? Amazon.
Want to talk to people? Internet.

I'm not an Anglo I'm a Briton.
Gaels are as foreign to me as Anglos.

devoured a lads pooey arsehole with my tongue for my post lunch snack

I'm out in my backyard right now

inhaling a banana with a glass of milk

Weed is really bad for you

>*downs 5 pints and 3 shots while out with the lads*

>8th June

Attached: 1558905159336.jpg (360x360, 39K)

I'm not valued at work at all and no one even seems to care that I'm taking like 5 calls an hour

Feel like I should just quit without having another gig setup beforehand

rate the holiday plans so far

>big rave in london late june
>4 days alone in an isolated cabin in the Shetlands early july
>transsiberian to beijing with 2 friends in august
>then continue solo onto Hong Kong late august
>sleep on mates sofa in Hong Kong for ~1 week
>fly back to UK early september
>spend some time in Hay-On-Wye in Wales
>relax at home for the remainder

Attached: 1553065677476.gif (403x369, 167K)

it was april yesterday
haha

drooling druggie mongs are here

ET legit spooked me as a kid. had a nightmare of being chased down the street by a pack of ETs. they got me and tickled me.

Queen's birthday on Monday
Didn't get her a present lol

THAT'S NO MOON.................IT'S A TRAP!

really dont care about any of this

Brits are default human beings

dont come back bender of oxford

Weeds so bad for you bro!!!

>*pisses himself and vomits after a couple pints*

i LOVE the smell of my own farts

>The head of Scotland's biggest fishing industry organisation has said Ireland would be "unwise" to pick a fight over fishing rights in Scottish waters. He backed Scottish government threats of "enforcement action". And he said it was time for Scotland to "put its money where its mouth is" and enforce control of its waters.

Oh shit, the Celts are gearing up for war

Attached: Seamus.jpg (374x767, 62K)

Reckon wanking is worse than alcohol, marijuana, and nicotine

pozzford

about to piss meself and vomit if that's alrite with you de lads

time for trident

Based Scots

Have informed the Russian authorities that a certain bender is on his way. Expect him to get jumped at the airport.

lonely so I masturbate all the time and frankly sick of it

I got freaked out by Alf

Attached: alf.jpg (1000x562, 636K)

is sucking your own willer bent?

Not the wanking that's bad for you, but the porno addiction

too many bockles of speckled hen de lad?

yes

kaiji? peng

Attached: 1553604969529.jpg (1201x673, 88K)

getting £7k in student maintenance loan next year whilst living at home rent free all expenses paid for

Attached: 1540744169910.png (1000x1000, 216K)

can't believe i've got almost 15000 screenshots from random films
what is wrong with me

Attached: Screenshot (14232).jpg (1920x1080, 174K)

going to scam it all off you

why do drugmongs assume everyone making fun of them is some kind of chronic alco struggling to type through delirium tremens

>when he lives at home with mummy and daddy

Attached: 1529734340825.jpg (464x456, 31K)

you know you have to pay that back right

But brother....

>This is what brits think is peng

Attached: when.jpg (241x209, 8K)

Attached: Screenshot (3440).jpg (1438x1080, 228K)

I assume that for all british flags

its a cope of weedsmokers and psychedelic mongs
>b-but alcohol is way worse!!

sounds really cool
could you do me a solid and upload a zip of them all to Mega so i can have a peruse?

Attached: FD5B1752908247709376319A3C93AAB8.png (807x500, 169K)

Favourite genre?

He probably won’t ever earn enough to start paying it back and then it’ll get scrapped anyway. Student loans are a meme

if they're all qts like this it's ok
just say you're an esthète

the taste gets worse as it gets further right

no

JOI

I live at home with mummy and daddy.

film is easily the dumbest art form desu

Reckon Africa needs a genophage

cat just tried sucking me

not racist but i avoid black people like the plague lads

>mfw Corbyn cancels all student debts

Attached: 1538879729665.png (334x377, 132K)

please lad

Attached: images_36.jpg (464x662, 25K)

Wish I still lived at home with mummy desu, I piss away so much money on rent and bills

want a mysterious big red button to press

Not racist just don’t like foreners simple as