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'no'

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need some tips to make wanking more interesting

Are trannies secretly based?

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reply to this post or sersha doesnt sit on your face in your sleep tonight

shut the fuck up freak

Cheeky finger up the bum

Just look at this massive lad DABBING on the hijabs

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Don’t care that your a man in a dress

Still a nonce

Fuck off

hahaha

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>Oy 'ows about there's these two niggers right?

>and they're poofters, right?

>AND IT'S IN VR!

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bounce up and down as you wank/thrust your hips
squeeze your nipples with other hand
stick something up your butt
cause pain to yourself somewhere while you wank cramp or bite your tounge or whatever

leftypol will be FUMING

enjoy your popcorn lung

Trannies and women will eventually fight and destroy one another. Women can't abide anyone infringing on their privileged status. We must allow this to accelerate.

PLS

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whyve you said that, when ive not said owt about you

fucking hate these personalities that desperately try to get attention from other personalities because everyone else is ignoring their shitty posts lmao

rorke on the ropes

Rorke on the ropes

is the third episode worth watching?

massage your (clean) bumhole while wanking
anal masturbation while wanking
hands free orgasm though hypnosis (difficult but possible)

big crazy trannies will btfo women and do what needs to be done

CHOON
youtube.com/watch?v=yVFiGT1Ou54

based but how is this allowed lol

the irish gf

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SEETHING

love tugging my nips when i wank, thinking arse stuff might be the next step

She doesn't look african

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Hanna was an awesome movie

Rorke soiling his Next jeans

>is [episode of black mirror, netflix show or TV show in general] worth watching?
answer is always no

gggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelakklsdjflk;jasd;kflja;ldskfjalskdjfjkbvbbobobobobebbabanannaanbabbabababoboboboenoenoneeonoe

stay mad

They're not actually gay, it showed they have zero interest on man-on-man

Just shaved my pubes and armpits for some reason and now I feel like a nonce

leftypol going up the stairs on all fours

FUCKING COCK DESTROYERS

Made me want to RiP

another personality

Are you saying a woman can't compete in women's sport?

Rorke covered in milkshake

Yeah. Whole new series is good.
have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=FiJGIyofzMg

tune

tfw no frog gf

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Want to shag Billie Eilish, but don't care for her music

fuck off soiboi

No I dont have metroid zero mission. Ive never played it.

Would heem you irl leftymong

Rorke spamming with his alt accounts
All have pictures of anime girls

>December 18, 2001 (age 17)
proto nonce

>soyboy
nice 2016 insult, boomer

xanny fucking slaps, but otherwise I agree

Black mirror is such a tired concept lmao

>Dude, sometimes technology can be bad, lmao

i pirated it and played it using an emulator

TRANS PRIDE
WHITE PRIDE

Namefags out

Rorke talking to the girl he fancies about thinkpads

think the melvinbot has malfunctioned

Sounds good, what is DPRKs policy on foreigners shagging their women, is it ok or would I get tortured?

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>soyboy
>>nice 2016 insult, boomer

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>Black mirror is such a tired concept lmao
>
>>Dude, sometimes technology can be bad, lmao

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Fuck, didn't know that, maybe not then

No. I dont have it. Or have played it.

The ol' 'flix recommendations

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>unhappy at work

the unintelligent move would be to call in sick or quit

the smart play is to come in, do an awful job and get paid for it

youtu.be/HP_NE4XZGAc

fucking choon lads

>Black Mirror is always about how technology is bad
no lad

Rorke intimidated by powerful career-driven transwomen of colour in his safespaces

The concept isn't bad it's just executed from a really gay perspective
If Brooker read some Kaczynski it'd be better

...

a big stupid ugly ogre

Which hangover of the weekend do I use my get out of jail free card (diazepam) for hmmm

Rorke in TK Maxx

anyone else think molly mae is well minging

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life is beautiful lads

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>If Brooker read some Kaczynski it'd be better
why on earth would he do that?

smack comedown

'Netflix Original' = guaranteed shite

>If Brooker read some Kaczynski it'd be better

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Is that what she called you user?

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Funny because you’re neither white, nor a woman

Delusion

meh people like nick land are more interesting imo

Rorke bringing his signed copy of Peter hitchens ramblings into the sixth form common room

To learn something, obviously.

On my way to the FWB's gaff lads

Oxford Bender

how do i get a gf like that

Spliffen making me feel a bit sick in the stummy, don’t like this pack boss

True but I Am Mother which just came on there is really good

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