/brit/

Getting designs done for the new kitchen lads

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don't really like you either

I like putting my penis inside mens butts

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Send this to ur mates:
>You ol' pussy-ass, cake-ass, punk-ass, trick-ass, sucker-ass, fuck-ass, dick-in-the-booty-ass, K-Y Jelly-packing-ass nigga
>You better get your bitch ass up off the street, nigga
>You got five seconds to get your hating ass up outta here
>(Pouring up and showing up, bitch)
>Cause it's some trill-ass niggas in this motherfucker
>Yeah, nigga, y'all know the motherfucking sco', y'all non-snorters, non-smokers, non-sippers, get the fuck up out of here, bitch
>Nigga, it's some sipping-ass, pouring up-ass, smoking-ass, getting high-ass niggas in here, Three 6, UGK, nigga, we putting it down in this motherfucker

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stop you faggot

i dont like it

My boy Bradley Pitt finna bouta drop another kino
This time in SPACE

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Yeah I've asked for a bunch of changes

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would absolutely hammer the fanny off the pikey in the white dress

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Yeah pikey birds are pretty fit

Stumbled across some traveller fb page the other day and I’d pork most of them

sneaky redbull marketing employee

Rorke reading the shampoo bottles on the bog

name on michael

gf started doing bikini hauls on YouTube lads, have I been cucked?

Kek, this is me

(But I’m a based Marxist-Leninist)

link

why would you be?

New castle?

a few drinks in me and i reckon id shag this piece as well

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why?

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has /brit/ taken the 100 gecs pill yet?
soundcloud.com/100gecs/money-machine

fair warning my long term ex gf started getting into normie shit like instagram posting and followers before gradually drifting away and then breaking up with me
it's a bad sign

the cia is pumping out a lot of anti chinese propaganda atm

HOME.. is where I want to be

youtube.com/watch?v=lwTrE3IGnqI
what you think of this lad?
Its a remix of a 3 6 song, personally I think its a belter

I really don't like Yanks lads

Mikey is in these pictures.

yeah
suddenly lots of people hate chinese people, more than usual i mean

Example?

Going out tonight.

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Is it true that Indians don't get to shag British girls?

king charles in london after ascending to the throne in 2030

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men call me darkstar, and i am of the night

Indian males are the most disgusting thing on the planet.

>t. Zhang

she would be gone along with your wallet in the morning. pikey women are as bad as the men when it comes to petty crime.

cheerleader effect working overtime here
load of slappers

Wish it was the 80s

mad how none of them are attractive

I'd do the same but I haven't got a stitch to wear

mikeys arrival to appleby gypsy fair 2019 captured

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same really
or the early '90s
don't like now at all

same
modern consumer tech is awful
the internet is nothing but shit also

gone cold had to put heating back on

r john

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Kek that fucking neon writing behind them is literally on every other Tinder profile.

Dark skinned one, bottom centre. Dunno if she's mixed race or lightskinned pooinloo but her.

youtube.com/watch?v=zrh5kaWfyMQ

I don't find any of them attractove

the bank put Lenny in charge

in a deep depression

Want to reach through the screen and shake your head

the horse be looking kinda fresh doe

been trying to write comedy material and it's grueling
think it's something you need to bounce off of people

chin up haha

The funny thing is Deano would go for the fat one on the left since most Deanos are so desperate they lower their standards.

CAUSE WE'RE HOLDING UP THE BYPASS
ME AND MY DAD HAVING A TOP OF LAUGH

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Me on the right

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very lonely

Who are they?

comedy is about performance and ability to gauge an audience as much as the material itself. you could write the funniest shit on the planet but its wasted if you can't connect with the audience

>facts are propaganda

Need to suck on some big Jap tits pronto

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I'm ugly

am immediately attracted to girls with the name Molly or Elizabeth

SEX

I need an excuse to just leave my room.
It's a nice day and I could just go for a walk but I don't.
Going to die in here.

want to reach through the screen and shake your willy

30 years old and only had sex with 3 women

instagram.com/kylebeaumont89/

Big fan of Katies, not even memeing.

>500,000 Welsh speakers in the world
>100,000 people who use Welsh as their first/primary language

>80,000 Irish speakers in the world
>20,000 people who use Irish as their first/primary language

How come the Irish are so incapable of keeping their culture alive, after over a century of independence, while celts in Britain manage it fine?

I would like for this to happen as well

What do we reckon? Non-white? (The attackers I mean)

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planning to end it all in a foreign hotel room a month from now. will ensure my travel insurance has plenty of cover for repatriation.

seems redundant 2bh. everyone knows the Chinese are evil and out for their own (the CCP anyway)

Go ask /éire/

21 years old and haven't had sex with any women

I'm 22 years old, and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl.

"My Zipper Got Stuck"

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have a very dry sense of humor
some people find me really funny from the get-go other people don't get it after meeting me several times but then finally get it and find me funny
might do a standup thing at some point and see how that goes

well they were asked to kiss by the men so it was probably just some drunk people
so white

>>>/britfeel/ you freaks

This is a man