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crisps
um I can see the crest of her right nipple
JANITOR TEAR DOWN THIS THREAD
Based Mexican op
name?
elliott roger was based
Moni passes 100% you fucking idiot
call centre lad how much do you get p/h and whats the weekly hours like?
Have sex Incels
the hobbit desolation of smaug on itv at 10:40pm
*pops one (You) into my mouth chews it up and spits it into your face*
you’re welcome
nobody wants me
i've had OKcupid for 3 years and not one date
just move to Grimsby la
You're from Failsworth
I'm from Chadderton
nuff said
are you advocating rape?
Need my knackers busted.
leyton orient manager just died
train conductor just announced we're making an unscheduled stop in cheadle
If being white is so superior, why did Michael Jackson turn into a nonce when he became white?
My favourite chinky
fuck of
Who's that semen demon
provide proof that moni doesn't pass you fucking idiot, in every picture she's posted she looks like a beautiful woman
if he passed there wouldn't even be a debate here
your missing out
Imagine eating her poo.
Dire gimmick lad.
>ribena got bummed by shiplad
grim
>he
SHE is a WOMAN you fucking scumbag
can't see how the heathrow express is worth it
Do not understand these mongs. Why buy some big fucking house and make yourself a target while having nothing to fall back on.
Just buy a nice little cottage in Cumbria and allowed your kids to go through life without any worries.
Have sex, incels
umm, nice of you to say but I could do better
I work at a call centre too, it's minimum wage
do women think other people don't notice the whole "pull your finger under the cheeks of your arse to accentuate your butt" thing?
Everyone has an arse and has done it themselves. Her hands are right fucking there, doing it. Who does she think she is kidding?
how many hours a week do they expect you to slave?
Moni, you are a beautiful woman, don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise
first bottle opened
you're just a paki bloke in a dress
dont know but i want to ping those ‘kini bottoms off n huff the point of contact with her minge
mmm goleslaw
it's two words, it's not difficult to wrap your wog head around it
I am
whats everyone drinking tonight?
you ARE drinking, aren't you?
>'wow user, you sure can name a lot of national flags. how do you know so many?'
how do you answer?
smashed duolingo today
My take-home pay each month is £1231.53 and I work 5 days a week, 7 hour shifts. Works out as £8.79/hour in real terms.
>What are your shifts like?
Can be 8-4, 9-5 or 10-6 depending on what shift I'm on. Have to work 1 Saturday in 5.
kek this is me (unironically)
oland export, the so-called "vitamin o"
no, want to go for a run tomorrow morning
Have sex
hate when people say things like this it's such a passive aggressive way of showing insecurity
37.5
That's kinda how jobs work, kid
Thanks
None of that is true
sorry I got work in the morning
rump steak and potatoes for dinner, maybe some carrots if I can be arsed
kingstone press cider, only got 2 bottles so will go down to the shop soon
I'm straight edge.
No drugs.
No alcohol.
No tobacco.
No premarital sex.
No masturbation.
Reckon I'd still be suicidal if I won the euromillions
Working from 6am - 2pm is utterly grim. I wake up, go to work and come back and then do nothing for 8 hours.
you are a paki
you are a bloke
house special curry
fried rice
salt and pepper chips
prawn crackers
for tea
this lass i know has been on holiday for the past week and all shes done is post screenshots of random tinder conversations.. imagine being so addicted to tinder you cant even go 7 days abroad without it
>no sex
we know mate
Second date with the Paki girl tomorrow. Know she likes cricket but I don't know anything. Any advice?
sex!
boring incel freak
Id just rent a flat and take drugs until the money ran out or I died, whichever came first
SHE is a fucking WOMAN you BIGOTED FUCKING SHITHEAD
money makes happy give me 70,000 shekels now
pakistani male in female clothing
Tinder isn't real life bro
just go up and say hi, project your confidence and draw her into your reality
>she
ask her if she prefers a fast spin or an off spin
Just heard a Crossing Continents about nonces going to Nepal to nonce kids. Get Gazza on the phone, nonce hunters need to go international.
based
seething impulsive lustful mong
ask her if the kiwi hit the ball with a paddle bat
berg will pay one day, brother
fuckin loser
not a big cider man myself
not true i currently work 50 hours a week, paki
Planning on getting NOWTV Sky Sports pass to watch the Cricket World Cup
Where do you live?
3.5 inch willy freak
a straight line exists between me and the good thing
eating some rice krispies
I've got a bokkle of old crafty hen, 2 tins of san miguel, a can of carslberg and 4 tins of old spekkled hen
Surrender. It's you who killed my friends, but I have no desire to kill you. You are surrounded, please surrender.
I finish toil at 1pm on friday. arrive home usually ~3 after some errands and just get drunk for the rest of the day. sounds grim and I suppose it is, but its max comfy 2bh. am usually nodding off by 8 or 9 anyway so usually just have a few cans rather than a proper sesh
johnnie walker black
>drinking alone
Imagine being this pathetic.
What's a good reason to go outside? Do people just walk around without a reason?
i was a victim of a drive-by shooting the other day
it was a nerf gun though
can you leave a date if the girl is fat as fuck?
>right so who do we want in our data set for our articles on virgins? hmm yes let's have virgins but also people who have had sex prior to turning 18 but not since as well, let's chuck them into the mix also it will surely help
nasty wiggly witchedy man
this lad can clean and jerk 230kg at age 15
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I make a bag, a half a brick and sniff some coke
Presidential on my wrists I got them all
Shutting down Selfridges, we don’t do no selfishness
Treat my brothers like royalty make them hammers go
Yeah
I'll do a mazzaleen for my people
Hope allah, save me right now I’m around some evil
Yeah
I got something I can teach you
Make that pussy cum and now she begging for the sequel
this haha
love dehydration me
i know you're talking about me and quite frankly i'm fed up with this abuse
