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The pengest ting edition

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holy
fucking
PENG

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I had a normal conversation with a co-worker today

27:50

when you're in the middle of a festival crowd you just piss in a glass and chuck it over your shoulder do you

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is this British culture?

>marred with violence, thuggishness and drug-taking
if a festival doesn't have these then it's shit

Paki in a dress.

what about?

*autistic screeching*

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bored

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Deano festivals are the best if you're tall and in shape. If you're a scrawny midget you won't get respect from the random people there

STATE of these nigerian women's footballers lads

they are literally indistinguishable from men

Why does Germany have way better folk/martial music than Britain?
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ayy lmao

bought a 256gb USB to stockpile some porn before the ban

How.... bored....?

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imagine being keanu during this scene

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Nigerians make good MPs too

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Failed my porn license exam lads

horrid accents

Ever noticed how Diego never tells Poley to blog on when literally all of Poley's posts are blog-worthy? Interesting!

mind telling us where you work Amer so we can phone them up to let them know to check the women's toilets for spycams?

that's the real reason you've become """transgender""" isn't it; privilege access to the wet rooms to plant your wank cams

Wasn't that supposed to happen in April?

how is she so unreal lads

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struggling to find reason

It's Vodafone.

me too, can you trow me away from the garbage cans?

jungle fever freaks on suicide watch

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Meet me IRL and I'll tell you the answer to every question you ever had

This

youtube.com/watch?v=cJcnF51oD9I

Rorke arrested for noticing patterns

FOY

BASED

FUCK OFF YOU VILE CUNT

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You weren't saying this shit when the yellow monkeys of South Korea were being slaughtered by France

Pretty sure Irish women look better than her. They are also Catholic and conservative.

Religious. Touching, even though the lyrics aren't that melancholy like some other lieds.
This one, I always felt like the chorus of lads sounded somber. Maybe anticipating death a little bit.

Am so fucking detached from my own generation that I may aswell be a fucking martian. Might just get a french crop and some nike air max to make deanos think I am one of them and learn about their ways

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answer his question you freak did you put cameras in the toilets again

leftypol lashing out because xe ran out of estrogen

not even the pengest ting in BR2049

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tfw no gf

my favourite olympic performance.
youtube.com/watch?v=jKsT-zG-w0k

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can't wait for the new Bond film desu

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Remove all gender distinctions in sports. Everyone competes together. We're all equal after all.

>They are also Catholic and conservative.
I've got bad news for you bud

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amer hussein
paki bloke in a dress
27 year old friendless virgin

Thicko

dressing like a deano won't help you assimilate

I work in a call centre and have a deano haircut but normal people immediately know I am weird the second I open my mouth to say something. Even just from my posture and the general atmosphere that I exert they can determine I am a weird virgin and best kept at arms length

erm have you seen her in new terminator trailer? she basically looks like a tranny

why is the wolrld so cruel?

so beautiful it hurts

that's a man baby

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based filename

Unreal how quickly cash is dying

okay then pay for my train fare

MORE IRISH SLAGS

Poley just fuck off
Vile cunt

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Oh you punching in now nigga?
They're yet to fax me the new time table.
*slaps you in the bean bag*
No OT for me

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howling

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Wish I never made this stupid edition now

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cackling

what do mainland europeans call slags

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leave moni ALONE you fucking retards

HER name is MONI you fucking deadnaming piece of fucking shit

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GOD I FUCKING WISH THAT WERE ME

trip on you fucking brown dickhead

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breezersletjes

come on guys

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Too late now idiot

Cochonnes, salopes

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cos she's an actress playing a role, dumbo

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hello moni enabler, been a while since ive seen you push this dead gimmick

JJ a cute

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drinking yourself to death is an underrated and easy way to top yourself

people do it by accident all the time. just down spirits until you're out cold. you'll die from poisoning or choke on vomit, painlessly.

/tv/ are calling her the LGBT1000 haha

cheers mate now I get to post my rare anas

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lol
never come across a remotely “conservative” woman my age

Corr

I'm not HER you fucking scumbag

I've not been here to defend her recently, sad to see that so many bigoted pieces of shit still roam

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me lol

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHH OH MY GOD ARE THEY? HAHAHAH NO WAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS AAAHHHH GOD WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT FUCK ME THAT'S GOLD AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

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*starves one million irishmen for the good of the british race*

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>this will never be you
why fucking live literally why

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holy fucking PENG!

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YES

I'll pay you when you arrive

Please stop lads

Pitt Meadows, yeah, I'm a fan. I like it better than Maple Ridge.
Just need a several million dollars to snag Grandma's property off my Uncle when she dies.

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