/cum/

what could be the reason?

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Probably don't here but in Mexico, maybe, one of these days.

what is wrong with bongs?

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>american cheese

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D-E-A-D

DEAD

Black girl from tinder told me she wants me to pretend like I’m a slave owner and she’s my slave

mood rn

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i wish i were dead like this thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=TUfuDKKGQxU

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i thought i was in cum last night
also don't remember posting

top tier edition

At the trump hotel and they serve jelly beans as an appetizer

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comic strip maybe

I'm right with you. That stuff is gross. Growing up my family would always buy Muenster or Cheddar instead

was asked to take a picture of some people but I said "no thanks"

giving up on having friends. they leave and never tell me why. i guess it's cause i'm so broken they don't want to speak to me, even if I don't express it with words it's obvious like a big red sign on my forehead.

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have a mild headache
probably because i haven't eaten or drink water all day

people generally think i'm a serial killer because of how little I speak :)

when we make our /cum/ guild "The Chads" on classic wow we shouldn't allow girls

Make some tea and prepare some cheese and crackers.

wow

I’m a depressed fuck who wants to die where’s my fucking Fox loli?

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if Jack Black and Jack White collab the universe will collapse in on itself and be swallowed into a supermassive Jack Hole

got in another car accident buds...

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drunk?

no!
plot twist: i wasn't driving and it wasn't my car's fault!

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what happened

>driving in right hand lane
>person beside doesn't shoulder check and merges into us
>rip brand new car status
>day: ruined
was gonna go to the mall and stuff but they just dropped me back off at my car and i went home

youtube.com/watch?v=X7Z65582ex4

>uhum... huh... very interesting... I see... uhum... that's really cool...

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that blows. dealing with that stuff is such a pain in the arse

yup. thats why i do drugs. rip arbysmobile.

This is why I’ll never drive
Fucking retarded drivers

it hardly ever happens. I've been driving for 15 years and I've been hit once

What state?

Parents are yelling at me again to help with yardwork, though my anxiety is giving me stomach problems.

maybe if you went and helped you wouldn't be anxious about it hmmm?

I only just got out of the bathroom because of my stomach problems

so what? it's yard work, just pull down your pants and go if you need to

sorry, bud :/

You’re an arsch mit Ohren

That was so fun to be with someone

That feeling was so good

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If only it could last forever

This summer is going to be so shit, just like my life

/cum/? more like /cum/ lol

need some drugs in me

Can't sleep. Thinking about how to get to America.

hope you have a degree

my summer will consist of: not eating, taking copious amount of (definitely not illegal) substances, and maybe a romance with someone i don't care about. dog bless america

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Maybe an airplane?

Why does the American government do that thing. I'm white, educated, I'm able into many things and have the denial.

>(definitely not illegal)

what did user mean by this?

>taking copious amount of (definitely not illegal) substances
nice

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juice?

youtube.com/watch?v=BHfE682mm3c

youtube.com/watch?v=CmPNuruWMTA
I would never break the law, Señor FBI.
:)

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my dad did it by having a phd in physics and being recruited by a google-esque company

so what're you going to do with your life? your just going to spend the rest of your days on the computer? don't you want to spend your life getting to know someone?

im getting to know you user

>getting to know someone
For what fucking purpose
We all die so might as well be a hedonist

youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0tk_p45eo
no one wants to get to know me lawl

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Can someone tell to the current president to start reading the history of his country?
Truman's speech: "We should not forget that our Nation was founded by immigrants many of whom fled oppression and persecution. We have thrived on the energy and diversity of many peoples. It is a source of our strength that we number among our people all the major religions, races and national origins."

literally whoman

Even if Trump knows that, he at least partially relies on the support of people who oppose that whole principle.

>immigrants back then went somewhere and bettered the place
>immigrants now go somewhere for free shit
makes u think

where are they getting free shit from

Immigrants here make up a lot of the manual laborers.

He's thinking of Canada

blue lotus tea feels like taking a mild opiate. interesting. I bet it'd be better infused with wine.

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Take Putin's money was Trump's mistake.

gubmint
ignoramus

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Fun fact: the immigration laws during Truman's presidency were some of the strictest we've had. I'd be ok if we just copied those laws we had at that point

have some beef or something, going to cook some rice to go with it. what else should i put on it? needs some sauce of some sort, not sure what to use, soy seems boring tbqh

peas and diced carrots

yeah i was thinking of doing some veg, still need some sauce. will just boil some of my frozen veg mix i have tho, cant remember whats all in it.

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maybe something with garlic for sauce

>mfw

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>Obama was biracial
UMM HE WAS BLACK
HE WUZ A KANG

>haha i'm on x hours without sleep!
i hate people who brag about this shit. i don't fucking care. you're not cool for having a poorly managed life

let teenagers enjoy their freedom from their parents for the first time, geez louis gut

I was born into the dark

for you

Wish I could see her again, always have her face in my pocket

Feeling like such a bad, evil twisted person

dinner:
cottage cheese and a slice of summer sausage

take advantage of the mood. go do something crazy.

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Please make it go

of course all she saw in him was a handsome face and a charming personality and that was all it took to have her swooning over him without one moment of reflective thought as to what kind of outcomes her decision to fuck him would bring about. what a fool. very few men would want to be with her because of her son and how ignoble the father is for having abandoned her. that very fact gives reason to the reaction her family had to her birthing a mulatto baby.