/brit/

my university subreddit is the only one i visit

what people? sounds like you made up a strawman to seem superior

Rorke throwing in the towel

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Evolution doesnt make scientific sense

>allergic reaction
grow up

>someone calls your obviously bullshit story bullshit
>proceed to make five separate thousand word posts explaining how it's not bullshit
Ah yes the actions of a truthful mentally balanced person indeed.

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2, 1

I'm going to count to three rorke...

Carlos Maza here AMA

lads, are new balance shoes autistic?

Rorke writing SOS in the sand

love these japanese phenotypes
would love to racemix with them

insect, insect
*stomp*

rorke trimming his arsehole hair

Are you watching the womens world cup

Rorke wearing New Balance trainers

truth is i’ve posted some reddit content on here before and been absolutely riddled with (You)s where people were creasing

face it, reddit isnt even bad and you have all already unknowingly agreed

absolute BANGER

youtube.com/watch?v=04QpInkz9so

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Yes. You go out and drink half a pint and get into NO SITUATIONS because you're boring. Then you go home and turn on your gameboy, another night same old.
I go out and mad shit happens because that's just how it is. I don't know where I'll end up or wha will happen. This isn't even choice, it's just how it is

That little thing that happened was an interaction that was maybe 45 seconds of a night for me. It was just one moment of a night

Shut up dickhead

leftypol throwing a tantrum because he had to turn off fortnite to clean the rabbit hutches and now mums watching love island on the big telly

have sex

theyre both very fit but i disagree with you i prefer one on the left i like her mouth she looks randy

tfw too late to the ana posting

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Sheltered German virgin
Nothing random happens when you're boring and a gimp, I don't make the rules, I didn't invite the guy to ask me or to get into such a situation because it just happened. It really happened though

Rorke lashing out at this imaginary 'leftypol' character again

he's still going

look at all those paragraphs oh my days

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rorke makes his dad clean the rabbit and guinea pig hutches and doesn't even help or anything

mate stop talking shit lmao we all know its a larp why you doubling down stupid gimp

fuck sake lost me porn pass lads
have to wait til monday to book an appointment so I can get it replaced now

grim

What does rorke want? I'll tell you what rorke fucking wants. He wants newbuilds, stacked 30 high, great Barratt towers standing proud above a rolling green and pleasant land. He wants wogs OUT and whites IN, a proud ethnic homeland for his people in which all can prosper in a fair and equitable society. He calls for an end to the endless expansion of juice bars, and coffee shops, and instead a bounty of Greggs and pasty shops in their place. Rorke doesn't just want Great Britain, he wants Britain on fucking steroids, a Britain that isn't afraid to tell Johnny-fucking-foreigner to do one, and shove his petro dollars up his arse. That's what rorke wants, and I tell you what, he's going to get it.

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you alr'ing to me?

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Which of my rorke posts do you guys like best

Alri

state of this caked up slag

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Why don’t you get a job?
Even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry’s got a job
So why don’t you get a job?

Nah I know you might be trolling at this point but the fact anyone would think it's unbelievable or automatically a larp just shows that they're boring virgins because some random crazy has happened to me that is wayyyyy more unbelievable than that.

If it's unbelievable to you it just means you MUST be one boring bastard that doesn't understand how these types of situations can spring up all the time randomly, because you're boring

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leftypol forgot to wipe his trainers before coming in and got the new carpet muddied and got grounded

cant even count the amount of times ive done big cums over this slag, can just tell she froths off taking a pounding on all 4s

Rorke having nightmares about milkshake

I never wanted one

Do you know how a truthful person reacts to being told they're lying? They shrug it off and go about their day because they know, regardless of whether someone believes it or not, it's true and it happened. If someone says to me that they don't believe I went to university I laugh in their face and walk off because obviously I know I did. I don't feel the need to type an essay to prove it. Liars blow up in people's faces and double down, exactly like you're doing. They try to play the victim and emotionally deflect and try to elaborate and justify their lies with further lies. Take it from someone whose entire job is basically to tell when people are lying. You are a sad little LARPer gimp and every post you make makes it more and more obvious and ridiculous. The fact that you even care that strangers on a Bolivian basket weaving agora don't believe you is horrendously sad.

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I have a job, full time. Still can't afford to live by myself though so sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

remind to not reply to the furry bender in germany

give it a rest you fucking mong we heard you the first time, we arent gonna start believing you

Why don’t you get a degree?
Even Tarquin has a degree
Mary Berry’s got a degree
So why don’t you get a degree?

Except there is a problem because it really DID happen. The more you act like I'm lying the more you confirm yourself as a sheltered gimp

I don't need to shrug anything off

youtube.com/watch?v=NujlXgBmUoU

me when i used to smoke weed

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down in the dumps

>because it really DID happen
So why do you feel the need to keep insisting?

im not in germany

reckon we can have fun with this seethoid all thread long haha

Are you that big fat nigger that I have been hearing about?

Racist prick.

This 'Tyreese' character lives rent free in Rorke's head

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I don't like being made out to be a liar when I'm not lying. Especially not by virgin sheltered freaks that dont do anything, so anything is unbelievable to them

Why would I just make up such an ancedote if it didn't happen when it obviously sounds kind of unbelievable to begin with? I wouldn't, because that anecdote really did happen to me, but I'm more just pointing out that if that is so unbelievable to you then you must be a fanny because it's not even that out there. Anyone that goes out and gets into these kind of situations will understand how things like this can come about. Virgins that sit indoors playing xbox will say it's a lie because they never saw it happen on the documentary they watched

You must be that big fat paki that I have been hearing about.

rorke living rent free in his parent's house

>it happened it really did happen why wont you believe it happened

absolute state of you, face it you got caught in your lie now you’re fighting an uphill battle to a lost cause

we must preserve the future of the white race

Are ya stupid...
Quite whinging about this and that......Whats got you defeatist?
I was so far gone in the zone last night it ain't even funny.
Everything I do here serves a positive purpose, every day.
Wind in the sails. I can do no wrong.

Think about the big pictures not holes.

rorke be like: nooooo asian men are living rent-free in my head aaaaaa!

But you understand this is not the behaviour of a truthful person? And that every post you make defending it makes the lie look less credible?

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rorke lives RENT FREE in my cellar!

leftypol living rent free as a ward of the state

>the bird from the basshunter videos was a porn star

holy fuck

rorke trying to evict the pakis out of his mind but can't stop thinking about them

i'm a much smarter lad than any of you

LISTEN TO ME YOU SHELTERED FUCKING FAGGOTS. I WAS LIKE 18 YEARS OLD, WALKING THROUGH TOWN, WALKED PAST PHONEBOX, NOTICED A GUY STANDING OUTSIDE IT, LOOKED AT THE FLOOR, SAW BAG OF PILLS, FAT FUCKING BAG OF THEM PACKED TO THE BRIM, JUST AS I SAW IT I LOOKED UP AND SAW THE GUY LOOKING AT ME, HE SAYS "GRAB THOSE FOR ME WILL YOU?" I THOUGHT ABOUT IT SPLIT SECOND, MOVED TOWARD IT, MY MATE GRABS MY ARM AND SAYS NAH, HE SAYS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "ILL GIVE YOU A FEW" I MOVE TOWARD THE PHONEBOX ONCE MORE, MY MATE GRABS MY ARM AGAIN AND PULLS ME AWAY AND SAYS NAH YOU DON'T TAKE RANDOM PILLS IT COULD BE ANYTHING, I LAUGHED AND SAY YEAH SO WHAT LOL, WE CONTINUE WALKING, I LOOK BACK AND SEE HIM SQUATTING DOWN INSIDE THE PHONEBOX AFTER PICKING THEM UP. MY THINKING WAS HE DITCHED THE BAG IN THE PHONEBOX FOR A BRIEF SECOND BECAUSE HE SAW THE POLICE THEN WAS WAITING TO PICK THEM BACK UP AND WAS PARANOID HENCE ASKING ME (SOMEONE PASSING) TO PICK THEM UP FOR HIM IN RETURN FOR A FEW PILLS.

NOW FUCK YOU THIS SHIT REALLY HAPPENED AND THATS NOTHING, I'VE BEEN IN CRAZIER SITUATIONS LOADS OF TIMES

'leftypol' lives RENT FREE in rorke's thick little head

im no lad

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jews did the holocaust

oh my days...lad

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no it is the other way around leftypol lives rent free in rorkes head we have verified that rorke exists and posts all fucking day and night every day of the week on /brit/ without rest and without pay but there is not a shred of evidence to even suggest that leftypol posts here yet nevertheless rorke will ceaselessly bang on about some discord where leftypol carries out his operations to debunk his ludicrous ideas with something resembling rationality which rorke finds completely and utterly incomprehensible and his defence mechanism against having his world view questioned is to post even more ridiculous shit

need to see a black willy slapping that asap

we’ve cracked him

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*mogs you in every conceivable way*

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bloody hell state of this copelord

reckon hes just going along with it but entertaining nonetheless

I'm what you people needed, I'm what our thing needed.

well you must be smarter than me then

congratulation

>r-rent fr-fr-free, l-l-l-lefty p-pol!
screeches rorke as he peruses Paul Joseph Watson's Twitter feed to find something to be outraged about

completely forgot that thing was going into effect on july 15th

We did not need another armchair twitter philosopher with a podcast or dead-end Identarian group or any of that shit.

for rent: deceptively spacious skull cavity, 1 rorke avenue
price: free to /leftypol/

racemixing doesn't bother me because all it does is weed out undesirables from the gene pool
when you guys (anglos) almost killed all of the frenchmen on the north american continent you got lazy and said they would just fuck off, now Quebec exists

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