/brit/

I can be a boomer too :

"opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one"

hello mark

vocaroo

You been learning scales laddy?

Things like this baffle me because it was livestreamed and millions of people saw it, so we clearly know this quote didn't happen

People are odd

based

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>Halp mi halp mi

PFfffffftttttthahahahhahahahahahah oh dear

thailad i feel like i'm gonna die because i'm gonna kill myself and i'm scared. what do i do

i know jack-shit thailad but maybe some day

how are genetics a subspecies

Unreal banter from Brenton Tarrantino

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substance abuse

*sips coffee*
why?

this canadian listened to two the kinks hits and decided "this band is fucking amazing"
what a monkey cock sucker

yeah have started

For me, when learning chords, I just pressed down on the chords really hard until my fingers hurt, held it for 5 seconds (didn't even strum) and then released and did it again. Turns out pain is a good way to form muscle memory who knew

hmm thanks lad I shall try this

Do it for 3-5 mins and you have the chord down easily
But fingertips hurt like fuck

what kind of guitar lad?

*starts strumming the opening to wonderwall*

*belts out a power chord*

listening to pixies

poor man's kinks if I may say so

my mate unironically swears by losing his virginity after doing that

Stay all day if you want to

kind of except the kinks suck monkey cock

>hehe i know u r but what am i
You're either underage or were born in the 1960s.

Female friend of mine just told me she wants to go on vacation...to see a bunch of different dudes in one place.
Laughed my ass off and called her a disgusting whore that needs to reevaluate her life.

monkey

cock

For me, personally, it's Jorma Kaukonen

youtube.com/watch?v=hIccZsURyLc

just crossed the line between quaint and cringe

New castle brown ale
made some home brew tyneside brown ale home brew mix but it wasn't very good

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you alright mate?

youtube.com/watch?v=lwuWWztFZPU

i want some Newcastle brown ale
fuck you we only have lagers here

*puts my mouth right on your ear like I'm talking into a megaphone*
pssst, the kinks suck monkey fucking cock

Lola
You really got me
Waterloo Sunset
Sunny Afternoon
All Day And All Of The Night

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the kinks?
no bueno, amigo.

mate no need for the aggression was just checking if you were all good

straya cunt

@ 3:11

youtube.com/watch?v=sino1wwm3cs

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you're not my mum

mate what's the G O

Tal Farlow? Yeah

Finna boutta smash Blue on Pokemon Crystal
My team is peaking

*dabs*

Bored as fuck just drank a redbull

Actually just realised Blue's team outlevels most of mine, I'm still gonna smash him but this should be interesting

im schitzing out because im balls deep in uni exams im not prepared for and have to do wagie work in between so have been going hard since Thursday and can't lay off for a little bit until Wednesday

you've got real pokemon in oz

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My "mods are asleep" thread just got deleted, might be in for a ban haha

balls deep in a nigger's mouf

Whos yer favorite dad-rock guitarist with UK origins?

any /gove gang/ man in
i hear he's a cokehead now
good lad

ah was that you lad?
good stuff

get out in your ute and go mine opals like that bloke on telly

youtube.com/watch?v=mi5hp4gR_fg

fuck. off.
youtu.be/yjOeWiPZeZw

These cost 0.32 usd a bottle here. May have to scam some yanks.

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based bird apprehending all women one by one

yeah fair enough mate, shit go that

love coming to /brit/ to hear about the price of redbull in thailand

I like a lot of their other songs too

desperate for love and affection and sex

wait until you hear about the weather, it's been really pissing it down..

Strongly believe all women should be free and should never be incarcerated no matter what they do

i've found it
the worlds worst meme

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it'll be right now. I can just listen weird melancholy rock music and pretend to be a troubled english youth in the 70s.

tumblr in the filename too
good find lad

foy

i want to fuck that girl with the pink hair on in that show

wealth is just an illusion that the techno-industrial system uses to enslave you. you are not wealthy, you are miserable and placate yourself with surrogate activities to fill the void of having no purpose in life. the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

1/8 of my family is from Tyne and Wear. Sunderland, specifically.

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post that alec mcguinness quote about the kid

youtu.be/Swqw5a8I4b4
we know

epic
*leaves you behind and drives off to a 5 star resort in my ferrari*

have a gander
conservativememes.com/t/memes

doesn't refute it

yes it does

dios mio.....

no it doesn't. ted is unironically irrefutable. people much smarter than you have tried and failed

i don't know what that is

youtu.be/coCjlhyFug8

caught the virg

HUUUGGGGGGHHHUHHHH

AAAHHHhhhhhhh

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the purpose of my life is to enjoy myself and I'd enjoy driving off somewhere nice in a ferrari a lot better than sitting at home reading retarded philosophy to try to feel enlightened. but you do you

I'm praying for Allah to destroy America

not an argument kidda

Lmao but they hate us cos we're allies too, its too late for all of that. Blair fucked us

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