I liked the German humour threads.
Humour me more.
I liked the German humour threads
Cameron Ramirez
Anthony Robinson
Christopher Morris
The german foreign exchange student at my school larped as a nazi and made lots of holocaust jokes because he said he could never get away with it back home
Bentley Johnson
Excuse me Pole, could you check this out?
Jacob Wilson
A man is walking through a forest, when suddenly a thief jumps out from the bushes. "Hand over your money", but the man had no money. "Hand over your watch", but the man had no watch. "Then carry me for a while", and so the man carried the thief for a while.
A man is walking through a forest, when suddenly a thief jumps out from the bushes. "Hand over your money", but the man had no money. "Hand over your watch", but the man had no watch. "Then carry me for a while", and so the man carried the thief for a while.
A man is walking through a forest, when suddenly a thief jumps out from the bushes. "Hand over your money", but the man had no money. "Hand over your watch", but the man had no watch. "Then carry me for a while", and so the man carried the thief for a while.
A man is walking through a forest, when suddenly a thief jumps out from the bushes. "Hand over your money", says the thief. "Here, take all my money and my watch". "Crap, now I have to walk", grumbled the thief.
Alexander Long
The first and last of good German humor
Nolan Wilson
This one was actually decent
Must have been a migrant
Jason Kelly
based
Caleb Davis
a classic
Dominic Edwards
Connor Collins
best thing about this one is it became later true
Christopher Scott
post your attempt at german humor
>an American attempts to enter a gym, but is unable to due to being too fat to use the door.
Wyatt Ward
a kid told me this joke then i was 7
the same kid died
no shit he actually died
his mom was an evangelical boomer and let he die by apendicitis
Parker Campbell
Probably a turk living in Germany
Lucas Parker
>A pole comes to Germany looking for work.
>We have an open position as an apprentice in a company that builds houses.
>But Herr Müller, I can only clean toilets.
Christian Morris
Turks are funny
Lucas Murphy
>An american attempts to shoot another fellow american but can't get his fat fingers into the trigger
Christopher Collins
>an american woman tries to give birth to american son but can't because american son is also really fat
Parker Flores
LOL
Easton Morales
>Why should you never hit a pole on a bike with your car?
>it could be your bike
Sebastian Turner
Hitler and his driver are driving through the country side when they run over a pig. Hitler tells the driver to go inform the farmer of the accident.
The driver walks to the farmer : "Heil Hitler, the pig is dead!" To which the farmer responds "Finally!"
John Phillips
So does the farmer think Hitler is dead or is he just glad the pig is dead
William King
This one could be kinda funny if it were worded differently..
but not this one..
Grayson Walker
>be American
>get shot
Juan Garcia
t. """"""""Canadian""""""""" with German ancestry.
Honestly, they are kinda funny.
Mason Garcia
ok this is funny and retarded good
>imagine this shit be said in schwarzenegger voice
Caleb Reyes
nice one
Ian Peterson
Jose Morris
>an American teenager plans to carry out a school-shooting but as soon as he entered his school he got shot by another school shooter
Caleb Miller
Where's the mosque one? It lasted more than 4 days without a pin.
Sebastian Taylor
>desuarchivegotorgslashintslashsearchslash
find it here
John Mitchell
Parker Bell
Jace Harris
South park isn't funny.
t.NorfPark
Joseph Nelson
Yeah that totally happened
Ethan Clark
>How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
>Just one. We are efficient and lack a sense of humor
Ryder Phillips
Please post those Dutch milkers itt
Dylan Campbell
most of you aren't funny
Xavier Kelly
Most everyone isn't funny, that's just the way it is an that's why funny things are funny, it takes a slightly abnormal mind to come up with it.
Angel Gray
This is terrible, even on a german level
Aaron Murphy
Damm
Wyatt Myers
What is the purpose of making dutch-wives buoyant?
Easton Stewart
>A German walks into a supermarket trying to buy chicken
>The man approaches the shopper
>Hey do you have chicken?
>No
>Why?
>We ran out
>I guess I will have some hehe TURKEY then
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit
Evan Cruz
Nice
Hunter Robinson
I recognise that dog.
Adam Robinson
I don't get it?
Is this about annexing parts of Turkey or something?
Connor White
Yes user,that's what the joke is about. Annexing turkey.
Nathan Edwards
it's funny cause we have many turks and the bird turkey sounds like the country turkey, very subversive joke
Grayson Diaz
Fuck I'm in that screen
4 years already
I'm waisting my life
Mason Lewis
Cooper Johnson
So I did get it? Noice.
Jaxon Murphy
It's not too late GET OUT NOW user
Logan Johnson
A man walks into a bar looking to drink alcohol
"One beer please" the man says
The bartender then responds by saying
"I am sorry sir, it is after 8 and I am not allowed to sell you any beer"
The man, saddened by the news, drives home and forces himself on the local animals and says
"If I cannot have beer, but at least I can have turkey"
Ian Taylor
>German travels to Poland by car
>Stopped at the border for questioning
>Occupation? The guard asks
>No, just visiting.
Jose Cooper
>how many jews can you fit inside a car?
>2 at the front, 3 in the back, and 12 in the ash tray
Henry Harris
>Hans wakes up and realised it's already 9 am
>He needs to be at work by 8:30
>Oh fuck I am 30 minutes late
>Hans looks in the mirror and say "I have disappointed myself,and boss"
>Arrive at work at 9:30
>Hans you are LATE!
>Yes boss but....
>But what Hans?
>I am a hour late, instead of an uneven number like 9:32,9:37
Cooper Taylor
Dominic Gray
Lucas Russell
are you suebi
Nolan Cook
>What country has the shortest people?
>Holland
>Because their land is located under the ocean, their people's height reaches up the lowest of all nations
Carson Fisher
Thanks for doing the important work
Bentley Bennett
\o
Oliver Evans
Ever considered a career as german comedian?
Adrian Wilson
I actually laughed lmao
Caleb Martin
german humour is so bad it's funny
David Allen
Kinda like Brit humour
Colton Sanders
Shit I actually really like that one
Nathan Howard
youtube.com
can be pretty good
Ryder Smith
This is more like a dad joke with geographical flavour
Julian Hernandez
These are great, unironically.
Thomas Thomas
Josiah White
lame, japanese, russians and americans are funnier
Michael Lopez
uffff i want some dutch girl , que lindas putitas siii ufff
Connor Sullivan
Christian Moore
Not really and the people here are usually better than our famous comedians. I wish we had a banter culture
Colton Taylor
>Otto is having sex with his girlfriend Gretchen
>Do you like sex girlfriend,is the sex good?
>She replies yes boyfriend
>Otto cums inside Gretchen and all the sudden realises condom broke
>Dammit Otto look at what you did
>Yes girlfriend I don't want to be a father!
>No Otto that's not it
>Uh?
>There's spunk on the sheets and I just cleaned them
>Gretchen's parents arrive outside 5 minutes early for dinner (sex was programmed to end at exactly 7:15
>I can't believe our granddaughter soiled the sheets again,I just bought those
>Ya
Jason Phillips
>portugese humor
and I thought the muslims only stole your land and dignity, not more
Juan Peterson
Someone post the ALWHM screencap