I liked the German humour threads

I liked the German humour threads.
Humour me more.

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The german foreign exchange student at my school larped as a nazi and made lots of holocaust jokes because he said he could never get away with it back home

Excuse me Pole, could you check this out?

A man is walking through a forest, when suddenly a thief jumps out from the bushes. "Hand over your money", but the man had no money. "Hand over your watch", but the man had no watch. "Then carry me for a while", and so the man carried the thief for a while.

A man is walking through a forest, when suddenly a thief jumps out from the bushes. "Hand over your money", but the man had no money. "Hand over your watch", but the man had no watch. "Then carry me for a while", and so the man carried the thief for a while.

A man is walking through a forest, when suddenly a thief jumps out from the bushes. "Hand over your money", but the man had no money. "Hand over your watch", but the man had no watch. "Then carry me for a while", and so the man carried the thief for a while.

A man is walking through a forest, when suddenly a thief jumps out from the bushes. "Hand over your money", says the thief. "Here, take all my money and my watch". "Crap, now I have to walk", grumbled the thief.

The first and last of good German humor

This one was actually decent
Must have been a migrant

based

a classic

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