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would anybody like to suck my willy

Me

What if I suggest putting my penis inside ya 'gina ey? Haha

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Early even by my standards

Erm, no thank you. That's quite forward of you.

You deserve to be sodomize with a piece of wood!

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Anyone seen the film Gran Torino?

Yes

What's a good gf simulator? Getting very lonely 2bh

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Any good?

Katana shoujo

Some alcoholic boomer just got offended cause he senses a similar sentiment

Considering starting a blog on here lads

This in itself is a blog

What kind of blog.

what app is that

eat that pussy, white boi

Hows your temperature lads?
Me? 12 Celsius.

cant be that white women are just more attractive

hinge

Let's be painfully honest, how many of you are under 6'0?

5'11 but tell everyone i'm 6'

I'm 5'7

I'm 5'9" and I give zero fucks.
Every time I go out in public I put the fear in a dozen dudes taller than me.
Height whinging is for incels with zero conceivable confidence, grit or masculinity.

(if you're like laughably short, thats another story)

5’11 but tell everyone I’m 5’10

apparently this other black girl got ignored for the entire series last year and i just saw a photo of her and she is really attractive
this year they decide to add a very average looking black girl and just hope for the best

me. 5'7 and had i been shorter, the whole face of the world would have been changed.

>The app uses connections to Facebook friends to facilitate connections.

nice try - virus

cringe

its w-w-w-ascism

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I'm 5'11 but I tell everyone I am 6 foot 5

mate she is not attractive lol what are you on

I'm a foot, but I tell everyone I'm a hand

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good laugh

would

wahey

lads......
russian women

...what about them

By all means, blog on

shes better than this years tho
so technically its racist of the show for not choosing a even better looking one

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thief

nothing in particular just think they're cute

Oh god

would shag

current mood

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The Fear. The Fear. Thats Something man, thats really something.
Look man in the eyes...give him the fear. Thats some kinda feeling.

These are 10/10s in black britian. Senpai explain yourselves

>someone actually fucked Moni in the arse

yandere simulator

beardless sargon

Jealous?

The new gf said “I love you last night” I said it back to be polite but I hate it when girls do this, only been dating about 4 months.

i hate saying words

Grim

Not edgy. Just understanding you are a hard cunt with the capability to instill the fear.

too many words

Cringe

how long does love take to bloom?

I’m 6’0 exactly but everyone just assumes you are 5’11 and lying when you say that so I always say I’m 6’1

>I love you last night

what does that mean

Nice quote and blog on

Regularly get angry as scenarios I make up in my head.

Don’t know, certainly longer than 4 months though. She’s not even started uni yet so was planning on breaking up with her when she starts in September

"i love you last night"

is that a compliment?
sounds like she's on her way out

>planning on breaking up

Most cockiest mentality

Just do it now pussio

regularly rehearse arguments based on arbitrary shit in my head

love you...last night. not tonight though.

I fucked up

grrrr

Cuckiest*

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I believe in God!

quit playin games with my heart

Why? It’s nice to have a gf for the summer. Not much point me dating her when she’s the other side of the country come September though.

might quit my job

>Jamaicans cutting people's heads off
>black cops calling other black dudes niggers
>suddenly tender moment between the gangbangers where they discuss how they were prison gay together

fucken wew

Great arse, dead face

Bit pointless mate, might as well have multiple shags in the summer, ho season

You’re doing it the wrong way round

Really looking forward to resigning from the current job, even though I don't mind it all that much. It's just the power trip of "by the way I'm resigning haha bye"

virgin

where did you meet

Also
>releasing your gf so that she’s free to fuck rasheed at uni

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Alright calm down

I quit!

I have a child, retard

Virgin projection

ask canadian

Zoey's trying to work magic.
You better have more than you're showing me cause you talked a whole lotta trash in previous eras, kid.
I like how you shut the fuck up though.

business idea: reverse-slavery
Your employer is forced to hire you for life, or until you choose to release them

isnt yours

I don’t get to go out as often as I used to so shags were a bit slim, was only managing around 2 girls a month. Much rather have a gf for the summer so I can have sex on tap.
Miss being a student getting laid was so much easier

Wtf u talking about

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I think fashion is repulsive. The whole idea that someone else can make clothing that is supposed to be in style and make other people look good is ridiculous. It sickens me to think that there is an industry that plays to the low self-esteem of the general public. I would like the fashion industry to collapse.

Tinder

We went at it for a few days. I can't remember why.
I think somebody else egged it on.

Redpilled

100% is the sprog looks exactly like me lmao

Hear that but personally I’d prefer freedom in summer and comfy in the winter

You can't kill fashion
Don't hate the industry, hate people

Glad you’ve seen the error of your ways x

>I think fashion is repulsive. The whole idea that someone else can make clothing that is supposed to be in style and make other people look good is ridiculous. It sickens me to think that there is an industry that plays to the low self-esteem of the general public. I would like the fashion industry to collapse.

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Yeah right nigger

careful on the ice