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Rolling a spliff that I can’t see

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Rorke, you can't wear a milkshake for non-uniform day, i'm calling your mother

Why don’t women wear dresses anymore?

sucking a golf ball that i cant taste

>British biased/ brainwashed corporation

>dont acknowledge, remain calm...i am a g...thats what i am...schizo is not more gang than me...i rap...i am black....remain calm...they'll buy it...remain calm

Rorke, there are no milkshakes on mars(of which the moon is a part)

poser

Who weighs more 190 or sktz

*rattles schizos runt cage*
zip it

is lampsy actually going to chelsea

rorke, your dairy-based scent is putting off the other employees at sainsburys, i'm gonna have to send you home

Well, we both weigh more than the amount of work you've moved (which weighs nothing)

Sick and tired of women obsessed with themselves thinking they’re the hottest thing since sliced bread. Go on these whores’ instagram and it’s just the same vapid selfie in every post. Social media was a mistake. It just exemplifies the banality of women.

>p-please give me attention, my lord

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>mans gang ak 47 mans gang guns and drugs innit im black
you are black yes
the rest is false

Yep and men keep lapping it up

leftypol can't afford a milkshake because he backed the boris kickstarter

autism

>it's true
WTF
How does this guy still have supporters?

Got loud on deck

GET OFF THE METRO NOOOOOOWWWW

Pretty sure my gfs best friend is her mum

Yeah, they tell me that all the time. More than you, I'm sure.
Go film a little movie with your buddies and smoke a spliff...maybe you can get some job center land whale to blow you.

this lass i know blows my mind, she must spend literally 75% of her day on tinder cos all she does is post updates on social media about her tinder interactions or how shes got nothing to do but swipe through tinder

where the fuck is everyone, what a boring thread

>not knowing the moon is a part of mars

Cultural Marxism

Obsessed with British culture much?

Brit-weeb

More English than you’ll ever be :^)

damn son where'd ya find this

Go nonce your sister

In the bin with moni and lisicki you go

Looks like the virgin squad are out in full force again

truth hurts huh?

Why doesn’t 190 get called out on his bullshit about pulling more?

Emmett Patrick Garcin

Google it

What do you see?

Nonce

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just put a baby inside the gf

Your white blood isn't even English...you're just a displaced little slave baby.

anyone with sense filtered it years ago

anyone else think moni is fucking based?

why are girls so soft

my sweet little disgusting lipped wanna be gangster nigger child...there are so many things you don't understand.

Got the fever

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>malevolent jobless neo-nazi (genuine) from Maple Ridge, BC, Canada
posts regularly on a British culture thread on Jow Forums(nel) about how he wants to rape and kill his sister Alanah (always unprompted, usually ignored)

>carelessly doxed his sister, who appears to be a decent and successful person with a career (though he claims she’s a prostitute)

>spams pictures of his guns, knives and nazi memorabilia whenever his masculinity is questioned
pretends to be affiliated with street gangs and more sinister organised criminals to make empty threats
claims to be well-known in white supremacist circles despite admittedly barely leaving the house

>dreams outwardly of starting a Rhodesian foreign legion to kill black people

>confident that he could have any poster assassinated if they only gave their address (but refuses to give his own)

>spends at least 9 hours of every day making endless aggressive stream-of-consciousness posts directed at his sister, the police, drug dealers and random townsfolk, all of whom he’s convinced monitor him on the threads

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Despite the gf having a contraceptive patch she still makes me use a condom when shagging her.

She’s paranoid about getting pregnant due to her mum only having to try once or twice for her and her brother. Her auntie even got pregnant on the pill, must be a very fertile family

does it loom?
no, no it doesnt, tomorrow is bank holiday

dunno haha

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this but for all ethnicities

Toilem get ye gone

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kool keith is a sick cunt

This but for darkies

you're not really shagging her though are you, really your just humping the johnny

shhhhhhhhhhhh lad
everybody knows....no more cringe posting, only dreams now.

Do you want me to tell you a bed time story about guns and work again?

tug the jimmy off and spaff right up her minge piece

Emmett Patrick garcin stocking back and forth autisticly

>y-you k-know nothing

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goodmorning yall

We shag a bit normally before putting the Johnny on

Would spaff on your sisters flat batty

thoughts?

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>damage controlling your sex life
lol

retard post

shit need to get some new cigarettes

I'm very relaxed. Enjoying this cause you're easy prey.
You seem genuinely hurt and riled up.

Just bought some health insurance for when I go on holiday for £6 that covers me for £10 million on medical costs
Private healthcare doesn’t seem too bad

Whoring your sister out?

young caucasian female standing against the wall smiling

Isn’t Bupa only about £30 a month? That seems a pretty good deal to me especially with how shit the NHS is in my area.

>I’m very relaxed

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Zoey, you know thats a proxy...

Your face when I post
"zoey's not actually about what he raps about"

How long is that for though? And do you have any pre-existing conditions?

bought some boxers off the 'zon, didn't read the description and they're spandex. Can't decide if I look like a twat in them 2bh.

The gf has left me in the house with no food and she isn’t back until 3:00. I’ve been eating cooking chocolate all morning.
Can’t even go outside as the turkeys are sat outside the front door and I’m scared of them.

>all these (you)s

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fuck nicotine, you don't rule my life!

ah yes another brit personalities on each other's nuts episode. just what i wanted for my rainy sunday

Yeah...you tapped.

Now if I were on the outside looking in I'd say

"seems like schizo is a man and zoey is a retarded little boy"

based

it rains in france?

all of you
blog on

missed your proxy payment, em?

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not really, its very grey though. i thought it added some depth to my post

i need a dynamic proxy

Pondering a wank

No, neither did you apparently.

We get it

You hear voices

schiz not even memeing how easy is your sister? is she into british lads cos i would genuinely shag her

cope

SHIEEEET THICCCCC

Just turned stubs on to get a look. Absolute bloody state.

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Going to Spain in the morning to see the Spanish girlfriend lads.

This time tomorrow I'll be eating jamon iberico and spaffing all over her big Mediterranean tatas.

Film was underrated

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REALLY need a POC gf lads

can you post your filters please?