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The real question is whether Gove used yellow bentines

leftypol? yeah he based

yank was making news at 230 earlier today it was mental

just wanked

based but bluepilled

*toothpaste power enters the thread

As a kid I used to think the government was going to steal my DNA and make clones of me to replace me while I slept.

For like a year I never once flushed any turds or toilet paper. I'd shit on a piece of toilet paper on the floor, roll it in paper and stick it behind a panel between the walls.

Something like 3/4 years later someone in the flat above complained about the smell and I had to flush them all one by one. They had all turned white though

Done a bum wank now I’m watching telly

Madness

listening to local music on bandcamp. all shit but at least its sentimental

leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an egg

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THIS MAKES ME PROUD TO BE BRITISH

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haha is that an egg lool

you'd know about migration you black bastard

A loooot of raining

cloud goes up
cloud goes down
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cloud goes down
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rahhhh ting u kno. still

American gas station intersections, Wal-Sharts and strip malls should be destroyed and replaced with either nature or aesthetic architecture

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ban cars
build train lines

jheeez dats raaah buff uno blud

but where will you greedy cunts get your big gulps, triple bacon heart-attack cheese burgers and assault weapons then?

feeling grim

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Post bod, I know you're a fat piece of shit. It's like those fat dudes that are always like "oh my gooooooooood! how can you eat mcdonalds! I ONLY eat salads and no bread for me!"

stockpiled, faggot

wog on

Everyone who likes big gulps and triple bacon burgers won't exist in another generation
assault weapons can be brought privately

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petroleum-berg won't be too fond of this post

dystopian transit systems, no personal freedom whatsoever

you're describing car-centric planning

thought janny would crack down for SURE but he escaped scott free on both occasions

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>no personal freedom whatsoever
I know this might be a strange concept for an american such as yourself, but have you heard of this thing called "walking"?

*lives in your head*

t. leftypol

Are you really telling me to post my physical body because I think strip malls are atrocious? I can't.
Please get some self awareness, I lift and run regularly

Want a girl who wears old school bikini knickers and you can see her panty line through her skin tight trousers like in pic.

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why's that my mike stoklasa posting lad

boo! haha

*puffs chest*

bullshit, post stats RIGHT fucking now

god imagine that chair was a toilet

mad how every lass has a fanny, tidy little slit between her legs equipped with a pair of flaps, clit to fiddle with and a hole to mash your cock into ahha mad

love a cheeky Zaha me

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youtube.com/watch?v=Uuq6HgKgEFQ

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incels are the most discriminated group in history

trudging slowly over wet sand

I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore". I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball". It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mike then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jay’s boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

*niggers into the thread*

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WIP

ermm some of them have willies rorke

life isn't going anywhere. can't afford to develop my skills professionally (certs/uni) but can't earn more without them

haven't seen this one before

I knew the thumbnail and opened it anyway because I'm not a little bitch

>let me compare my numbers to yours like the nigger I am haha
Suck my uncircumcised cock instead, what a fucking awful conservation this is
I only criticized the abhorrent modernization of the American continent, only to be met with POST YOUR BODY BRO WHATS UR LIFTS I BET UR FAT bullshit

Don't @ me

bro u know the explicit version is about brugs

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Would break its jaw with one uppercut

how old are you? Never too late to jump into uni and earn while you're at it
Sorry to hear though lad, believe me life throws shit at you which you think are dead ends but really they're forks in the road

what you lot benching these days
am doing 90kg for 5 right now

immense cope

rapid transit is real freedom

lol

I'm just thankful it's a legitimately recognised disorder in some parents

25. might join the military for free education

Lmao, I know for a FACT you don't lift. You're a fucking pussy, dude. Oh wow, I bet you eat vegan too and do crossfit. What a spiritual fucking guy. Get blessed by a priest and jump off a bridge. I want to fuck with you in 60 years when I die and go to heaven.

You're going to walk 50 miles a day to get around here? Along a road? Good luck with that, have fun getting run over.

>have to show up ahead of schedule
>have to wait in line to buy a pass
>have to wait around for the train to arrive
>have to wait in line to board it
>have to find space to exist surrounded by unpleasant strangers
>then you're stuck with them for the duration of your ride
>likely have to wait through a bunch of stops before you get to yours
Sounds like a transport disaster to me. I just get in one of my cars and drive where I want to go. No strangers near me, in my own space, I can listen to whatever I want, I can smoke, if I want to change routes or destinations mid-trip its no problem at all I just do it. Fuck a train, what is this the 1920's?

90kg for 6

leave him alone

What are you doing now?

the only task of the christian in this day and age is to prepare mankind to die

DYEL

>You're going to walk 50 miles a day to get around here? Along a road?
no because I live in a sensibly designed part of the world

90kg for 7

yeah go for it, you're young take advantage of what's around you

security. I've been learning programming + linux while at """"work""""

@106802609
living breathing mutt meme

british design

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>have to wait in line to buy a pass
Ah yes, apparently we have time travelled to the 1930s.

90kg for 8

You mean a small part of the world? It could be up to 5 miles just to get out of your residential neighborhood here.

All white

>show up when i please
>train arrives within 2 minutes
>sit down in comfy seat
>read a book, eat whatever i want, listen to music
>arrive faster than any cager without having to park my metal piece of shit

trains are the future
the personal automobile is obsolete

Defend all Aussies whenever they're attacked
Defend Brits whenever they're attacked by continentals or yanks
simple as

nogs are way too insecure to do anything like that

prefer muslims to benders and people like that myself

trains are the past, regressive
Passenger trains in the US are limited to 59mph lmao you could exceed that on a supermoto

Hmm really makes up think doesn’t it

yes, the US is hopelessly behind the rest of the world in many ways