/brit/

Gonnae get absolutely smashed and cook tea lads

looking forward to first person pacman

would become a billionaire's man bitch for 3 hots and a cot

I can:
>dance
>sing
>do impressions
>cook
>clean
>have sex
>find sex
>command sex
>fight
>win
>pop and lock

and

>generate

Find me one fucking person that can generate like I can, and I'll find you a fucking billionaire.

*hops in beside you*
give me one

this too

what about Poo Peeland?

They are mate, it's based in London. My cousin unironically works at rockstar

you mean three (kiwioids)
and then it's just awkward not inviting leafs

business idea: 75 cl of lidl wine
business counteroffer: 50 cl of good unfiltered german beer

dopamine and adrenaline burning out
I use L-Tyrosine to keep it in check

3am, haven't slept and have to leave for work in four hours

this ain't it

What's the best way to make Cara my gf?

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bizarre post

Remember that video of deli Ali’s willy

heard GTA 6 is set in Newport, South Wales

just injected 30cc's of fish oil into me scalp

keep the gray hairs from dying on me wat wat

pathetic worm. fill up the sink and drown yourself in it

That happens to me like once a week. You'll make it through, the afternoon is the worst part.

America and The UK are our best mates
New Zealand is our little brother

my cousin todd works at bethesda and said that elder scrolls 6 is going to be fucking amazing
excited

106804881
This post is catyank just trying to be wacky and random for replies

Know a billionaire family through work. Nice people, don't even have a sex dungeon that I've found yet. They own the parent company of a major chemical manufacturing company, among other things.

any 1996 boomer-zoomer man in

keep posting on Jow Forums

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

are rockstar at e3 this year?

clubs need to instate a height limit at the door like rollercoasters
if you're under 6'1 you should go to a bluelight disco

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I generate

95 me

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97

clubs really are brutal environments for men below 6'1"
swear there's dozens of 6'6" men in them
don't even know where the FUCK they come from

are you the gigantic runt or the other one

strange how girls and boys fancy each other even if they haven't started puberty yet

hear the next Call Of Duty takes place slap bang on my bollocks

70cl of peng brandy directly from the town of Cognac fella

poor lad

>tfw probably older than 90% of /brit/
where did all the early 90s man go?

just tested saying "when will they ever learn" out loud while watching this video and sputtered

ysah cousin's there

gf says im very handsome

who what
I'm friendly lad

1

Haven’t kissed a girl in a month and a half

average male height in aus uk us is 5'9''

call of dooty was always just pro-us military propaganda

oh they're making a sequel to Alone in the Dark?

stop calling yourself that you fucking beta freak

any white man in
youtu.be/LjyTnfYPs80

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why doesn't he just stand on the stairs

>select all images with stairs

Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
BUUUT MAMAAAAA, that's wheeeere the fuuun iss

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2 here

little while there

perplexing post

excellent taste sir

1 and sometimes 2
used to be 3 at uni

reading some funny posts on reddit

blog on

oi lads there's a film about rorke on channel 4 right now

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absolute state
feel bad that he feels he has to do that

Ah mate

Yeah probably not going to happen for a long time either

this but with grandma

white is a yank meme
I'm English, nothing more, nothing less

watching footage of an adult nature

can't be

very nice
have some armagnac at home that's been sitting there for a few years

youre northern european
like me

man up

>not working your calves to the point where if you let up you'll completely break a first impression
this is why you have chicken legs

Working from home 4 of 5 days next week. toilberg seething

no, I'm English.

haha

hyped for baldurs gate 3 lads

cider is what a real man drinks

get it down you lad

That I have

does /brit/ take any supplements?

screaming

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Alri

the swastika is an ancient european symbol

dunno

youtube.com/watch?v=J6V2TxJJ_bI

you mean ponce pills
no, no I don't

found his most recent video about pagan initiation fascinating
europeans thousands of years ago literally sent 7 year old kids into bear caves to put their hand on a wall and to take a password from a scripture for proof they were there as quality control
completely mental

rorke off the ropes

how can a piece of web code take supplements?

eager to go to bed and wake up early tomorrow for work

hi finlad

bit far from home at the moment