/brit/

clean it up janny

They're forcing women's football so hard it's funny

No one even gives a shit despite this

Risky.

Rorke, hand over the milkshake! you have so much to live for!

I give a shit

t. a woman

stop makin a fool out of me
so why don't you come on over valerie

women's football is hot

Shut up cunt

the future is human zoos

I'm voluntarily watching it now

GTA6 London
4 main characters
>Dave from Dagenham, old school cockney bloke, delboy esque wheeler and dealer
>Jermaine from Brixton, up and coming drill rapper/low level drug dealer
>Tarquin from Notting Hill, posh boy that has fell into the underworld and is desperate to impress
>Rasheed from Tower Hamlets, cheeky fella who drinks alcohol and smokes but is also a failed jihadi

Rorke, pouring a milkshake over yourself and screeching leftypol won't win you any votes

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>I'm voluntarily watching it now

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GTA6 London
4 main characters
>Dave from Dagenham, old school cockney bloke, delboy esque wheeler and dealer
>Jermaine from Brixton, up and coming drill rapper/low level drug dealer
>Tarquin from Notting Hill, posh boy that has fell into the underworld and is desperate to impress
>Rasheed from Tower Hamlets, cheeky fella who drinks alcohol and smokes but is also a failed jihadi

The English can only succeed in women's football

quintessentially english

toileagues were saying they like it because it's "more tactical"
then we went on to discuss those hegerberg sisters

good post

anyone remember that gta ripoff set in london?

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rorke performing a peer-reviewed study on the effects of being coated in milkshake during election periods

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alri lads

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Never played one

Where were you when British football teams became mostly foreign ethnicities?

>let that sink in

sorry we're full

Wolfenstein: The New Order

lmao rorke really reaching

thanks mate

Based

>Janny just deleted a post of mine calling r*ssians "n*ggers", in some low frequency thread, within 2 minutes.
>This is still up
Hmnm

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uh dude chill with that
britain is a nation of immigrants

no were not look in your house yeah you got an empty space take a refugee in

Don't watch wogball at all mate, what do you think I am some sort of 90 IQ sap? I'd rather watch faggot porn, football fans are all drones, if they all died tomorrow nothing would even happen, no one would notice

Damn...this true...? You guys are seriously F'ed if so...

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I dont need another sink

dilate

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hands off, ugly

banned from my local tesco

rorke pondering whether he should pour milkshake or peanut butter on his head

coming up with jokes
going to do standup sometime this fall

back to algiers with you

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had me cock out in tesco other day

if you hold the head steady i'ma milk the cow

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What did you do?

toilberg
mactoilberg
o'toilberg
toilberg ap toilberg
el toilbergo
toilbergovich
van toilberg
toilbergao
toilbergoupolos

i look after alla my g’s
send p’s to my niggas in ville
i told the judge that im sorry
i wont do it again but i will

pocketed a pack of biscuits an did a runner

dog took a huge shit right outside the front and apparently some kid fell in it haha

Why is my phone only selecting the filename and not the image? It has never done that before.
All I want is a black booty on my screen!

spaffed

rorke having a fit over the recent ngubu signing, coating the house in milkshake

VARball

rorke licking up dog shit

>Toilberger
From Austro-Bavaria
>Toilbergl
Bohemia

rorke measuring his willie with tears in his eyes, screaming "no, this can't be it"

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thoughts on the name heidi?
some german girls told me it's lower class

imagine the EPL if rorke had his way, would just be a bunch of third rate british players running around tripping over their own feet, it'd be an international laughing stock

black people are only in football because of diversity

burnley would lift the trophy for the first time since the 70s

Imagine just being able to walk around freely punching people and one hit guaranteed knocks them out
Would get miles done

Absolute state of /brit/ recently, might as well make it a red board at this point

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what's the point of teams based in cities if they don't represent those cities?

have sex

wtf is that bald and bankrupt

>left thread alive for more than 15 min
guess janny ain't too bad

r8 the 'way

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london-based teams would just win everything forever if such a rule was in place

why would you watch tha tinstead of the cricket or the tennis? spaz

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Not low class at all. Unironically only anglo names and french names are low class like
>Kevin
>Marcel
>Michael, David ( if pronounced english)
>Chantal
>Jacqueline
>Bill
Etc.

i wish i was british desu

utterly grim

smoked far too many darts last night

rorke scrambling to produce a coherent response

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so we're just staying here until the janny wakes up and deletes it then
no thanks
shall be checking back in 10 minutes

this is still up? jesus christ Janny, do what you (don't) get paid to!

Any other albinos ITT?

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kino

heh, I think you'll find women can play football just as well as men!
*boots the ball all the way to almost the centre circle from a goalkick*
*retires due to a career-ending pregnancy*
ahhh yes very impressive one in the eye for the sexists

hearing nadal's spanish accented french is always a hoot

lol janny will not like that. at least he gets paid, has a wife and is skinny and healthy.

Nah, he/she is a guest. Don't ever forget it. They can think their home all they want but the clock is ticking

Subway is shit tier

Janny is here deleting Putin pictures

theyre british

she won the GBBO, she's as british as anyone here