*causes hundreds of millions of death*
*causes hundreds of millions of death*
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what is that a map of?
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JUST PARTITION IT IN HALF YOU LITERAL RETARDS.
There, I solved two world wars. This is why America polices the world.
Remnants of ancient kingdom of Lotharingia
Alsace-Lorraine
Elsaß-Lothringen
Also known as this
No, I'd rather have world war 3 and 4 and lose both than hand over an inch of it to the Eternal Kraut
>Italy
???
>Italy
>Ameriburger Education
>Italy
Nice bait, made me bite
Reconciliation idea: Give Alsace-Lorraine to Perú
I blame the Franks. They're fucking retarded and never ever should have their dumb succession laws.
More precisely:
Country should never been considered to be property of some fat retard on a chair.
Thats why I like republics
But losing to world wars would mean you'd lose Elsaß-Lothringen anyway, right?
Make Elzász-Lotharingia an independent state with me as its prince. I will rule as a fair monarch.
Muh Verdun. It's started with Louis conquering it.
It’s about honor something you fucking germs wouldn’t understand
I'm fine with that
Thank you based ameribro
>It’s about honor something you fucking germs wouldn’t understand
??
We sacrificed everything for honor in WW1, empire, reputation, territory, goods, a whole generation of young men. Nobody but honor forced us to ride along with the damn Austrians and their balkan problems.
>JUST PARTITION IT IN HALF YOU LITERAL RETARDS.There, I solved two world wars. This is why America polices the world
I, as paternal descendant of the dukes of the Alsace, will gladly take it over from you
Let's revive Lotharingia
This is a Polish Jew, and that interview took place in Polish TV, not Fox Ndws.
>American education
Always some retard to spoil the fun… Fucking Newfag. Delete this.
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The people there speak some form of German, don't they? So why the fuck should it belong to France?
the french want to own all of germany, they are obsessed with us
Rightful Serbian clay
Germany is just a non converted French Province. You Belong to us. Fuck the Prussians seriously.
"Charlemagne" was German
The absolute mug on this mutt...
the people there speak french, i live here.
Why do french name themselves after a Germanic tribe that raped them?
You can be my heir, cuz I have no son.
Karel de Grote was Dutch m8.
You're very right, we're obsessed with you...
What about Alsatian?
We just want the left bank of the Rhine and genocide all people living here, but hey thats your opinion, seems you have some growing up to do
but the french are a germanic tribe that fell for the superior latin culture, i don't understand what you mean.
Y my pp hard?
you mean the regional language that is barely spoken even by elders ? that's part of history.
Uhh...
France is named after Pays de France, the Old Frankish traduction for the Celtic word "Parisis" (Ile de France) you moron
alsačeva-lorena is rightful slovenian land
>i live there let me tell you
>b-b-but that number on internet
You're French, so it's only natural that you're biased against minorities living in your land, but your government says so.