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wish there existed jobs in which the pay was above minimum wage and you also didn't have to answer phones/deal with customers

fuck off billionaire

need a milf gf

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what about already rich?

Need a hapa bass guitar playing gf tbqhwl

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Do the lads on /brit/ take advantage of comfy afternoon tea with the little tea cups and comfy finger sandwiches and tasty treats?

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it's the tradie life for you de lad

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why are politicians so retarded when it comes to drugs?

i'd love to watch her ruin my orgasm and then laugh at me, if you know what I mean

lots of jobs are like that

Your wealth is going to get siphoned when the Chinese move their interests around not just London. Housing prices may be bad now inside London but once they take root in already growing communities it's going to be hell on earth.

only sad cunt dedicate their lives to politics

I'm an engineer. I don't deal with customers much but I still have to answer the phone unfortunately. At least until the boomers retire.

off to seine saint denis

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wouldnt kick it out of bed la

who says I don't own property in london already?

lefties think wealth and success is a zero sum game

even if it's not it's the only thing that matters

ava that's not normal

anyone in IT?

Fuck off you little spacker

Why don't you have a slavic gf yet?

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it often acts like that which is enough

losers to the left of me.... mongs to the right...
here i am, dancing merrily in the centre with the other enlighteneds...

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That's not a milf that's just some desperate old boiler

yea might go see It 2 in the cinema

you never go to a comfy restaurant for afternoon tea time on a rainy day?

welcome to america

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wealth in its broadest sense is not zero sum because it's always increasing i.e. the bank of england is always printing more money than money is destroyed.
something like bitcoin trading is zero sum (or even worse once you discount fees) because bitcoin is finite and has no intrinsic use

Then get prepare to turn down a lot of offers from chinese investors because they're coming thick and fast.

well i drunkenly slept through the whole afternoon, that's the weekend sorted

i'm too scared to ask a girl on a date

Rightists need confining to mental health asylums.

posting the same image but in a different general

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hello copealone

centrists are just crypto-leftists

This picture really represents Britain
A homosexual police state

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I hate being an employee. I hate having no agency. I hate having to pretend that I give the slightest shit about my job

incels to the left of me
virgins to the right

want a new battlefield game

what have you been drinking

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imagine falling asleep from a girls drink lmaooo take the skirt off mate

wasn't funny yesterday either

Need to throw lemon juice at it

*cracks whip*
get used to it, dog

blog on

Deontay Wilder is possessed by demons lads, some sort of West African juju. Furys going to bring the righteousness of god down upon him. In the elemental struggle between good and evil only the former can win, it’s inevitable. Furys resuscitation after that knockdown was divine intervention and we all know it, it was like Lazarus emerging from the grave.

That's Portugal innit

What is going on in this pic

bottle of jack, or as i like to call it, une bouteille de jacques

is this california

Have sex

is it gay to suck a lad off if its in a condom?

Go west, young man

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yikes my first filter in a few hours just appeared

kill yourself chink

a woman ripped the skin off of her arm so it could be surgically grafted into a pseudopenis

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tottenham high street, august 2011

white people arent meant to live in desert shit-holes like that

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>nostalgia over video gaymes

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mmm grayons

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Not if you don't know him

Baffles me that Yanks have every biome on the planet but choose to sit at home in their suburb eating fast food and shooting each other.

imagine getting outed by cctv lmao state

The first can be dated to 1961, when the American mathematician Edward Lorenz was modelling convection in the atmosphere. Doing so, he found something odd. He could rerun the same simple computer models with infinitesimal differences in, say, wind speed, and achieve wildly different outcomes. His colleagues, sceptical, thought that the models were the problem. “One meteorologist remarked that if the theory were correct,” Lorenz wrote, “one flap of a seagull’s wings could change the course of weather forever.”

However, the theory was correct, and an idea that could have been derisively known as the “seagull problem” is today rather more poetically referred to as the “butterfly effect”. Weather is provably unforecastable so long as there are butterflies, or seagulls.

had 5 wanks over the toilfu today lol

And you could travel to anywhere in Europe right now if you wanted to

who wants to mow grass

what do you think of the bullfights

the duality of /brit/

give me an app or mobile game idea

england is great though (at least where I live)

no

makes you appreciate the sheer amount of random statistical noise in trying to rpedict anything about the future.

Want to wank but the family is making too much ruckus for me to concentrate

meet other gay men near you for rumpy pumpy

and the lord said "let my people toil in call centre for 5 days a week and then be lonely and sad on the weekends for the next 45 years until they die of heart disease, cancer or stroke, still a virgin"

A humourous soundboard

the book of incellius?

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Paul’s First Letter to the Incels?

i can't wait for Ragnarok

bloody hell harry you shouldn't use the invisibility cloak to perv on the female dorm

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>democracy dies in darkness
the raciston post

One of the grimmest (yet seldom mentioned) parts of being an incel is that you're at the bottom of the housing market. Sexhaver couples can pool resources and push up prices beyond a single salary. You're best bet is eternally renting on the outskirts of town. Better save for a pension or else you're on the streets or worse yet you never retire. Visiting Prostitutes? No no no. You'll need that coin for the train into toil

some people say being an incel will help you gain an edge in your career over the sexhavers who are too busy having sex and having families to be good at their jobs. I'd say that the sexhaver's natural charm and charisma means he will end up better off than the incel perhaps even taking advantage of the incel's extra hardwork and hours.