Europeans eat oats cold without cooking them

Nigga you've probably never tasted real milk

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Same.

that's granola

Classical incel playing on pc and eating from the box on the floor w/hands

I have real life 4channer friends

I do that sometimes when I can't be bothered to properly make oatmeal but need to fill my stomach with something. shit is pretty dry so I devour it with lots of water or tea
tastes just fine and probably is more healthy than prepared oats

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>>Europeans eat oats cold without cooking them
Are you telling me you eat them hot?
I mix oats with other stuff to make muesli and despite the fact I use room-temperature milk (We go through milk cartons so quickly at work that there's absolutely no reason to keep it refridgerated) a mere going out to have a piss leaves me with a mushy gruel that's unpleasant to eat.

I like my muesli crunchy.

Why are ameridumbs such sissies?
Does your dental insurance says "This insurance does not cover damage to the teeth-based apparatus as a result of eating anything harder than a puree"?

The fuck are you saying, we have Alps
Some of the best beef possible in my region, we have both meat and milk raw

we call it musli here and one of it's ingredients is oat flakes.

no, it's muesli

Bullshit. I've milked it out of cows myself. My maternal grandpa had a big ass farm, we sold it when he passed away

Also bullshit, I only eat cereal for breakfast, with orange juice.

öäts

>eating carbs and dairy for breakfast
Just skip the middle man and eat bluepills straight out of the packet

>thread about oats
>posts granola

Do you call bread "flour"?

It's not granola you absolute fucking retarded sharting thirdie. We also call it muesli. Granola is different

Fuck me americans are retarded.

What do you suggest instead, based ausbro?

this

It's not granola you fucking tard.

Isn’t it just muesli

Scrambled eggs, spinach and mushrooms all fried in olive oil. Don't need bread or any other filler shit

Every morning

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>best beef possible
>alps
pick one

>he doesnt have ryebread
i now understand why anglos are so on edge all the time

>cereal for breakfast, with orange juice
Oh god I can't do that, it just tastes wrong and weird

Your grandpa farmed asses?

>olive oil
I'm allergic to olives/olive oil.

>empty kilojoules and sugar
Go the cookedbreakfastpill

>empty
Please lay off the crack

We have rye but bread is not necessary, it just bloats you and ultimately makes hungrier and gain weight faster.
Coconut oil works as well.

I actually didn't know you could cook them.

Milk, honey and oats. A simple but great breakfast

I don't eat breakfast. Can't eat before lunch without feeling sick.

It's literally just carbs and sugar. What the body seriously requires is fat and protein

>Coconut oil works as well
Or just good old fashion butter that people have been using for thousands of years. I get my butter fresh from a local farmer.

I am not surprised

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>carbs bad!
lmao

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Yep butter is fine. Begin your journey into fried breakfasts friend

Don't you ever have oatmeal?

Please stop being so annoying

Enjoy being fat and hungry yet still hungry all the time

1kg for 0,28€ at the local Aldi

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Fuck is Aldi supermarkets German? Cause I'm going crazy for oats and fruits shit they sell

>annoying
Just trying to help my fellow anons. I woke up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep so what else am i gonna do? Sit idle and watch my internet friends destroy themselves?

Omg.

What do you eat for breakfast and dinner?

The absolute state of n*rdic """men"""

Ah yeah it was it, didn't read yet

>European eat oats
only northern europeans eat that puke thing

Eggs and spinach for breakfast with shrooms and fish and veggies for dinner. Sometimes ill cook chicken for dinner

I don't add any sugar to raw oats and milk. Isn't milk fat and protein? Plus I get fiber and that bit of carb I honestly need often

I might give it a try, shrooms seem to be a great way to begin your day

It's good and reasonably priced, isn't it? I like to mix it with the chocolate Müsli they have.

>I woke up in the middle of the night
Should have eaten more oats.

Europeans really do that?

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You don't have lunch? I'd be bored to eat dinner meals for breakfast, i need variety
Just had fish with coconut flour and curry + beet and couple dates for dessert dinner

That's not what Captain Sweden looks like...

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Vuođđuroštuáldjokka - strong body breakfast.
Traditional Sápmi morning food before long day.

It's reindeer heard that's been minced and rolled in gurpi (I think other people call it crepinette) and fried in butter.
Eat it with flatbread (sájnou) and drink naúttođhi tea.
It will keep you going all day even in -40 degrees.

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you mad americansky?

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Unfortunately there's a lot of sugar in dairy milk. Better off switching to almondmilk; it has much more calcium and a good amount of fat, but a fried breakfast is the way to go for all the body's natural desires
Fried mushrooms seasoned in salt and pepper is incredible mate. Not too much salt though, barely a teaspoon. Just gives it that edge.

Fun thing is, I'm not even Swedish. Mom is Scottish and dad is Norwegian.

We call it мюcли, and I eat them every morning

>reindeer heard
Heart
Shitty auto correct

Not sure about the price here, but yes for some reason German markets have cheap nuts and dried fruit (huge presence of Turkish? Dunno). I live in the south and they don't have it Aldi, but found it home at hometown when I went back, mom-bought. Aw yeah nordic treats at home

It was because i was being a bit indulgent at work and ate some puzza during ny shift. Devilish food is too tempting when working so unfortunately im a hypocrite giving this advice. I just want to see othets improve around me

>Better off switching to almondmilk
What a cuck. How about you switch to rubber fuckdolls?

>reindeer heart

Absolutely based. Smoked is the best though.

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Actually my breakfasts are generally quite late because of my work schedule so it works as a lunch and breakfast. If you have an itching for food during the day, just eat an apple or something

Doesn't sound like breakfast to me dude. I can eat dozens of jam and cream pastries w/coffe for breakfast, literally 1€ both coffee&brioche here. believe oats are the least sugar breakfast possibile

>huge presence of Turkish?
Nah, probably a long lasting trend of Germans wanting to eat healthy stuff and Aldi catering to them. Plus, Müsli has always consisted of nuts and/or dried fruits and is considered as healthy.

Dairy and beef industry is terrible for the environment, I'd rather not contribute to ultimately cucking myself with the destruction of earth, that planet that we live on

Faggot

>Dairy and beef industry is terrible for the environment
I was right about you, cuck. But okay, less you drink, more I'll have for myself.

Of course it's breakfast. What do you think our paleo brothers ate before the agricultural revolution? After we began cultivating wheat based goods, humans exhibited a massive nuttional downturn and it took generations before we recovered

t. Bootlickers

>our paleo brothers
What's your take on legumes?

Prefer walnuts and almonds tbaitch

>an american flag rating other countries cusine
what irony

Yeah Israeli farmers work that way and I happened to try this attitude for a period there. 4 am wake, 5 to 8 labour, 8.30 breakfast felt like a late lunch. We then had lunch again at 13 luckily, not necessary if not waking at 4. I could do it, but my body really burns fast and especially first week I would have needed some carb to not faint.
I tend to eat lots of times during the day because of this, apple, almonds, cheese, I have several snacks in between meals.

Those aren't legumes.

That's why i prefer them

>healthy breakfast

Fuck that

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Quite bullshit this
T. I'm an archaeologist

This.

You should punish yourself for owning one of these terribly tasteless glasses

Haha I borrowed that peeler thing from a friend but lost interest in it, what do you use it for though?

They hold liquids. What else do you need?
I don't use it, my sister bought it for me like 5 years ago.

France is like Frankenstein's monster. Part Med, part Britanic, part rainy Middle European

If you ate breakfast immediately upon awakening, you could get away with just fruit at 8.30 and then a massive meal at 1.

>not an anthropologist
Then i dont care

The milk in the uk tastes really good for some reason. I always buy a gallon from boots or whatever and drink it when I’m in london.

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Just inject AIDS into yourself and get it over and done with mate