What do?

My wife wants to buy these 2 chairs they cost $1800 I'm down like 95% on my crypto, was thinking of dumping like $3k into BTC right now but I could buy these stupid fucking chairs. Any advice would be appreciated, I know you guys have deep sage wisdom.

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Just tell her that you can't afford it right now. She doesn't know about your crypto, right?

What fucking chairs cost $1800?

stop gambling op

She knows I put money in but she has no idea how much ($50k). I don't plan on telling her ever, she has zero to do with our finances as I make the lion's share of the money. FWIW I just did actual calculations and am really only down 60%... but, still hurts.

Stupid shit from crate and barrel.

You're probably right

Blacked.com will pay your wife $4000 for 2 hours of work

Do you want a wife or a bag of worthless memecoins?

1800 for 2 chairs? Wtf

That's pretty good, then she can buy her own fucking chairs eh?

I already have several, thanks

just buy the chairs... at least you won't lose 60% on them and you could actually sit on them physically

logically sound. thanks, user!

Pls think about your wife’s son

as in, what will he sit in? Or what will he inherit?

sit on your wife
keep the crypto

>2 chairs for 1800$


You deserve to be poor. Faggto

You have both just demonstrated such an incredibly profound truth in the most retarded place and in the most retarded way. I'm flabbergasted.

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time for a real life pump n dump. Sex, take pics, remember it, then divorce. Its the only way.

tell your wife not to be a consumerist whore, don't buy that retarded shit

i had a fiance before who was like that, we were together 5-6 years. I eventually trained her to stop asking me to spend money on shit by repeating the phrase "I'll buy that if you can make a convincing argument for why we NEED it" and she rarely could. You don't NEED $1800 chairs. Your wife doesn't NEED a $500 handbag, she doesn't NEED $400 shoes.

Stop buying worthless trashy consumerist garbage.

Who said she needs it? I'm with her 10 years we have a kid if you think I'm not getting some chairs at some point that's just b/c you don't understand the true slavery that is marriage and children. Stay single, fren.

Cant wait for her to divorce you over marital stress. What you are doing is on the same level of physical abuse you piece of shit.

get chairs if you need chairs, but don't get $1800 chairs, that's dumb as fuck

doesn't matter if you're with her 2 years or 50 years, you shouldn't waste your money on shit. "Keeping up with the Joneses" is how you become a slave to the system and remain in a constant state of struggle. Your wife is probably beyond saving if she's even asking you to spend $1800 on chairs to begin with, but the fact you posed the question here probably means you realize how stupid it is and can save yourself.

You'll have a better life if you can train your wife to stop desiring expensive garbage.