/brit/
fuck off yank
>no edition
FOY
poo fart sex
BEST E3 EVER ALREADY
Can actually feel the combination of Jow Forums and love island melting my brain
BREAKING NEWS; THE PS5 HAS BEEN RELEASED!!
*in a jamaican accent*
i pulled out my hairy banana
and i shoved it in her crack
i felt the cream and i heard the scream
and thats when i pulled it back
Very cringe aren't you a bit too old for video games
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the soundtrack for tonight
>Video games? No thanks I'm far too old for that nonsense
>love island
still roaring at this
ok now this is epic
neuken kanker seks
doing a massive reverse poo
i'm only 29
30 years old and never been to a wedding. makes sense as i have few close friends. must be nice having fun at weddings. oh well.
is it truth that the human body uses feces as fuel in cannibal survival state?
depends how much of it you eat
can't drink like I used to
used to sit up to 3 or 4 in the morning sinking tinnies
now I'm lucky if I make it past 12 without falling asleep on my chair
keep forgetting /brit/ is populated by 150+ iq millionaires, even at 2 on a weekday afternoon.
weddings fucking suck lad just reminds u how lonley u are only hope is other sluts get as drunk as you do and u hook up
Fat girl with a cute face at toil wore some pants that were clearly too tight because I could see the fucking pattern on her big knickers and the outline of the cellulite on her arse. How do lads shag fat birds, the sight of all that undulating flab would make me vomit.
anyone else sometimes put poo back inside your arse in case you missed out on some nutrients?
what’s rank? When you’re sitting on father christmases lap and you feel yourself rising.
What’s ranker than that? When you hear a tear and slide back down.
Could really do with a tinny before work tomorrow but I don’t wanna go down the route to alcoholism
sniffing a golf ball
12 cans is a lot, don't be so hard on yourself
got a high enough iq to post in the right thread the first time lad
sorry lad as trying out some things during the old bum wank
haha yeah
ARE YOU GAME? (GAY) LOL
If I was a girl I think I would exclusively sleep with 50+ year old men
singing very loud to popular music songs
don't care if it's a public order offence just want to let my heart sing simple as
At night I think of you
I want to be your lady, baby
If your game is on, give me a call Boo
If your love is strong, gonna give my all to you
Had a similar experience but this one was over 6 foot and it's arse was negative and smaller than it's body. The only upside to fat is the tits and arse, yet someone was probably still shagging it. Sad times
>alcoholism
why can't we have completely cut off nature reserves full of wild people and animals?
can watch them via small drones
big fan
i like graphics, just don't like to game, because i don't have a good attention span
Based lad, life is too short to avoid doing fun stuff out of embarrassment
papua new guinea and the amazonian forest
I am very interested in what you have to say, please continue
>full of wild people and animals?
Yeah this is what the USA is.
>lad
why do we pretend to be dave from the pub on here
never called anyone lad irl
I want to stretch out Emma Watson’s cunt hole with my cock.
Trying to make a change :/
notes ADHD disorder in my notebook about /brit/ personalities
really attracted to nice tummies
want a gf who will let me rub and kiss her tummy
might walk to the ubisoft quarters some day, punch in the teeth my way up to Yves Guillemot and pitch my perfect napoléon trilogy asscreed pitch and he'll be convinced and focus all studios and all funding on it
really just might some day
Let's see that singing loicense m8
any of you lads tried Arbor ales? so fucking good. bit pricey though.
Alright then old buddy old pal
only through isolation
should just fence of areas
MATT BOOOOOOTIEEEE
its de lads now keepi up wit te meta de lad
crisp tune
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I like to think of /brit/ as a bunch of lads sitting at a table in a pub downing pints and bantering with each other
desuarchive.org
5 more pages of this btw
howdy dudes
ahl have a flaagon of your finest pint
need those scientists and engineers on a plane to heathrow asap
*monkey sounds from jungle.mp3*
large proportion of those are me
won't tolerate mental cases whinging on here
dont think lads sit around a table and shout poo and n*gger at each other
>opioid addiction
>bideo games!!
I don't know how your comment is related to British culture
eating strawberries fresh from the farmers market
Brexit means BREXIT
>got no mates
Wew...
foy
Shame really
this and send the polaks back pooland
later virgins, i've found my woman
friend of mine went to HS with him
life has never been as fun as it was when I was growing up in Ganton hustling with my homies
and that was only a computer game which means my life has basically been meaningless
peak soyboy
that's pretty based one must admit
looks like an energy drink
these days I say sorry a lot more
*accidentally shoots homie's head off in friendly cross fire*
>aww hell no shieet
republished in the times only yesterday
thetimes.co.uk
>jezposting
*mashes right d-pad*
ayo we cool homie
how did the sentinalese know how, why to dab?
does the tim still post here?
10 full days without alcohol
>weather warning for torrential rain
ahhhHHh yes summer very impressive
10 full alcohol without days
hmmmm
why do most countries seem to have lost their character these days?
*recruits those 2 literal twin boomers*
>20° with a bit of rain
or
>35° with the sun shining bright all day
yeah fuck off rasheed i'll take the rain