/brit/

blog on you uninteresting cunt

can I get a status update on rorke vs leftypol

made big steps towards getting a gf last night lads

youtube.com/watch?v=vev5icVBU2g

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girls love degrading each other for how they look and then talk about body positivity

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completed sims urbz for gba at least 10 times
absolutely kino game

who's rorke's favourite band?

/brit/ no question. The real prize match would be /brit/ vs. /mämmi/

What are some small things you look forward to in your otherwise empty, unfulfilling lives of toiling that you use to help you get through the week?

For me it's:
>getting myself a tasty KFC meal for lunch once per week
>taking painkillers on the way home from toil on a friday literally as soon as I clock off
>wanking on speed

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this ain't no British culture

for you

Lads I chugged half a bottle of lemon juice and I feel ill now

the autism match

fucks sake dont make me watch this again watched it last week

lived an exciting life now i must make my mark on the history i was told had ended

Never discount retard strength

why is it so hard to stick to a diet, every waking moment is torture

>nudochine
youtube.com/watch?v=KAOmC5qT02w&list=PLmCJEsJx8J5XczAvL4cTgkwNZ6BwHyJkI

no girl will ever come near you malaponte

extremely based

what was your favourite bit? I really liked the fiddle battle with the devil that you had to do at midnight.

he only listens to the odd bit of classical cause he's a sad little freak

coming home to a lovely meal made by my fiance
taking the dog for a walk in the woods
falling asleep watching time team

just lift weights and eat what you want

how do you find your passion/what fulfils you in life? I have no motivation/energy for toil and feel empty inside with no purpose

I don't know enough about /mammi/ to have an opinion on it. I'll take your word

You’re gonna be shitting out pure stomach acid later, Godspeed son

>diet

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Fucking hell that was the worst heart burn I have ever experienced

diev et mon droit

diet

don't lie on your right side

rennies saved me

going downstairs

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just wanna get shredded brahs is it too much to ask

start lifting

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the cheat where you went to the carnival at 4am bought the smoothies that gave you free money
getting a few bevvies down club xizzle and shagging misty waters

>Vertical Exaggeration
Fucking tunnellets

what's there left to keep on getting out of bed for. life is so lonely and tedious.

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not malaponte i live on the east coast
fuck off copealone just because you can't ever touch a girl doesn't mean you should projext your insecurities on others

on all fours?

>smoking a small cigarette sized doob after tea every night
>listening to an audiobook while lifting
>eating one huge meal a day
>shagging the gf

I remember moon bathing and thinking it was fucking stupid

It’s a start lad, physical health is a good start to mental health

all kicked off at work today on someones last day yoooou hate to see it

(you)

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Rorke learning the hard way he's all he can rely on in this world

The smiths

selfie of rorke

what is the point of all this misery and pain

alri father

all sounds wholesome and comfy lad :3

yeah?

Make some art or read notes from the underground then read some art

have read it twice

Life’s what you make of it lad

Imagine not exercising. I feel like shit when I don't

I look forward to the fruits of your creative output

shaving my head clean and throwing all of material possessions and going to live wild in the Highlands

This. Won’t be able to go to the gym all week next week as I’m at a conference in London and I already feel bad about it.

Christ she's awful, watch one of her videos and disagree with me, I dare you

rorke on the ropes

I lift 3 times a week and I'm suicidal

my brothers gf rreeee

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>falling for the caveman meme diet

Embarassing Schaubsexual

Just got a deliveroo to stop me from attempting to kill myself tonight, mweheheheh!

do test sessions at different gyms in london (or, as i've taken to claling it, new sodom)

alri

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wanna do killermanjaro

The meal

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hideous beast

jesus wept in french

topping myself by plugging 2 litres of vodka

pints, footy, slags

totting up the weekend accounts

pints 17
ubers 3
restaurants 1
takeaways 1

£126.16 in total. lower than average but not great value for money this time.

PROPA BUTTAZ YAT

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_offenders_scheduled_to_be_executed_in_the_United_States

>uber

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>vitamin water

never gonna make it

I want Emma Watson to squeeze out a fresh log into my mouth.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jda_k6r9R1A

going to sleep now bye

should i watch fargo?

to procreate

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made the mistake of browsing the KFC website just now

craving a boneless banquet box like made now

The weekend is over lads.

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thoughts on la femme?

malaponte alarm is going scatty

youtube.com/watch?v=SHqBPw5HYDU

aaha yes, let me pay twice the price for a less convenient service from some rent-seeking rorke cab driver