Bare with me lads but

I'm thinking we just up and move a few miles down south.....next to our good friends Portugal. Thoughts?

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user, think of the children

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Yes!!@! no more fucking rain

But you'd stain our waters with your paki/indian street/river shitting habits

That's not very funny user. Portugal would never do such a thing.

We all have to make sacrifices fren

What about Northern Ireland?

Can't split up Ireland mate. Can you even imagine the riots? You haven't even taken into account the IRA you bitch. You stupid bitch.

Who hurt you?

But unionists would freak, and nationalists would use the fact that britain is so far away as an argument for reunification.
Only solution is to glass ulster with nukes

It's the only way...

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You are welcomed bro. we will then sail together and sing the glory songs once again

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Based united Kingdom of Portugal and Britain

kek

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We have more rain than you, mate. No more gray skies year round, though.

rotfl source?

Based portubro

Fuck off, Portugal's our lad.

Its gonna get a bit too hot over here

Calm down lads, now we are all friends

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It's from a movie, the guy asks him, if he's white. And he replies with that

>Good American banter

Truly, the end times

>be british
>hate british weather
why are they all like this?

>Be Australian
> Obsess about daddy

mommy*

wow what a fucking cope, the absolute state of uk banter lmao

Nuke Brazil, we can discuss this afterwards.

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german tier

Prepare for the big waves

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We'll nuke the Brazilians if you nuke the Irish. Criss Cross.

>next to our good friends Portugal and Morocco
Ftfy

I think we'd get all the big waves and not you.

Don´t compare the irish with the zillians. The irish are still europeans and don´t behave bad.

That mist, that atlantic melancholy

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Portugal tastes somuch to that.

>t.tourist

We'll build a wall

That's Fragata Corte Real on the video, based.

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ha ha, wouldn't it be crazy if those two boys had gay sex, ha ha