I can't swim

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Just float

me too

You gotta learn, It's important for a man to learn swimming.

Same

Me too, I live in Nebraska and never cared for water.

It's cool to swim.

My father kicked me in the ass and I fell into river from the dock and started making strange arm moves to not drown.
Then he yelled at me "breath like you always do!" and surprisingly, it worked.
This is how I learned how to swim, thanks dad.

How does this happen in a country with so many lakes and rivers?

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Same, except it was my uncle and he literally threw me into the water

>Nebraska

Lake McConaughy is one of the biggest summer beach destinations in the Great Plains, though.

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If you're looking for a place to drown, consider Australia. We have some very nice beaches for tourists to drown in.

I used to catch frogs and play with them as a kid, So when my mother taught me how to swim she just told me "move your legs like a frog" and it worked

I'm 24yo and I can't ride a bicycle, only tried 2 times in my life as a kid and fell miserably to the ground

Isn't that a dam reservoir? Pathetic.

Ask someone to hold your bike or your back to keep balance and drive around for 5 minutes.
He will just let you go without telling you and you're gonna drive by yourself

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I can't stand up for myself. I was recently haggling with someone for a bunch of their stuff. I didn't want some of it, but I ended up paying the full $200 for all of their stuff. It's pretty pathetic and I blame myself, but I still dislike the people who push me.

It's okay

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I forgot how to do it. Didn't use a bike for 20 years and now I'm not able anymore kek

I really like water, lakes and rivers. I used to swim wherever I fished lol

Are you retarded?

yeah... but I'm not gonna do that shit at my age. I still have some resentment towards my father for not teaching me

Then don't go in the water.

True but I live over four hours from there, and have no interest.

No, I could probably learn again pretty quickly. i think its normal to forgot something if you don't do it for so much time. Even skiing was hard after a 5 year break