i will do it live on cam, today.
i lost $1,000,000 in 7 months
dont try to talk me out of it
i will do it live on cam, today.
i lost $1,000,000 in 7 months
dont try to talk me out of it
choke on trap dick until you die
Old age
meh
Upload your brain to a computer. Or attempt to. Idk what that'll look like but I imagine it'll kill you. Good luck, user.
OP Send me all of your crypto to prove you're not lying
Stab yourself in the ass until you bleed out.
Meh. At least its better than
>the next 100x
just do it with a knife, you probably don't own a rope or a gun
crush yourself with large bags
Gunner on pooper. Stream it.
Cut your dick off and sell it
watermelon in butt
You will not kill yourself
Drink acid
i cashed out to fiat the little i had left a few hours ago. it is enough to cover my debt so debt collectors don't harrass my family for it
999 is coming up lol wonder who gets it
Steal an airplane and do a barrel roll while bantz'ing with air traffic control.
If it happens twice in one week people will freak
ME
Jump off a cliff, its the fastest way.
Roll
Puncture internal organs via anal
Family is not obligated to pay a deceased loved one's debt. They can get in serious shit harassing your family (lawsuit worthy).
If you were serious and not a troll, you probably would have said you blew it all on hookers, alcohol, and blow. Or something, I dunno.
Go to Las Vegas and do the parasailing behind a car method. If you're not an absolute newfag you'll know what I'm talking about.
I'll take care of your portfolio from here on out
this is taking too long