/dixie/ - Southern US + friends

Bit by bit

yeah

Can you tell us something you learned?

What kind of plants?

The differences between creeping and climbing, determinant and indeterminant, as well as how to germinate, fertilize, transplant, and care for plants in general

Flowers, both perennials and annuals, cucumbers and vine crops, cabbage, broccoli, onions, strawberries, cauliflower, kale, tomatoes, peppers, and herbs, almost all with several different varieties

I'm probably forgetting some on top of all that

Sounds really cool man

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>Sleazley
How's it going out there bud

Somebody committed suicide in the Walmart parking lot this week. They just found them in their car at like 1 am on Thursday.

Jeeze

god i wish that were me

Yeah, feel bad for the poor buggy boy who found the dude.

Other than that, not much going on around here, except for Yankees continuing to move in and absolutely destroy this town by overloading its infrastructure.

List every poster you would miss

what do you expect out of the next elder scrolls game

literally every single one that is not Macon

Disappointment.

what do you guys call that one fuzzy caterpillar that's black on the ends and rusty red in the middle?

I moved out of the south and realized I haven't seen one in years.

Well uh, that sucks. My flags say Meck, but I'm staying with my parents in Spartanburg over the summer. Do you know Bob's Place?
Mediocre rpg that gets fellated for another 10 years.

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Someone needs to talk with the zoning people. It's that way here too.

I never knew I meant so much to you

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Saddleback?

Yeah, I know Bob's Place, although I always called it Scatterbrains.

fallout 4 systems but better because fallout 4 was the alpha testing
more shoehorning of settlement building that the fanbase will have to fix
objectively bad story
objectively bad contributions to the lore
objectively bad stability because the engine is 20 years old

some form of settlement building, probably building camps; a bunch of VR bullshit that nobody cares about, some man vs elf plotline with the Thalmor that gets old quickly, and even an even more dumbed down skills system that is just perks like F4.

On the positive side: definitely customisable armour and separate armour pieces, probably a return of spellcrafting, improved archery, and NPCs that don't need mods to look remotely human.

Yeah, well Bob Johnson was a little crazy. It's sad that the place burned down, it was a local legend. Had my first warm pbr there

>some man vs elf plotline with the Thalmor that gets old quickly
it's not boring, you're just too dumb to understand the complexities of kirkbride's fever dreams

I still believe it was arson.

watching cheeseboomer lads, ama

i hate texas please nuke me

It very well might have been, we'll probably never know.

Why come I never got soup pics. Also does he have sheep cheese videos

i never made soup, you said to make bisque. i haven't made that yet. and i think he just works with cow's milk

I made some crock pot spicy corn today. Turned out really well.

Forgot to sleep again

Oh and ok.

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i'm glad macon's gone

wash your dick

I enjoyed my petty fights with him as much as I do with you. Though he was a good deal more retarded than you

you're not my fucken boss

>Though he was a good deal more retarded than you
i'm smarter than everyone in this thread combined

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>i'm smarter than everyone in this thread combined
Uhhh. You are clearly not humble... And likely incorrect

no need to be humble when i'm morally and intellectually superior to everyone on the planet

By what metric?

>Not so fast criminal

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none because i'm shitposting

the bogs answer to me

>the bogs answer to me

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>the bogs answer to me
>When the lie is a whopper

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think about it hinds
if the bogs did answer to someone, why on earth would you know about it?

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>thinks the bogs answer to him
>doesn't control the thread with an iron fist

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i'm a benevolent ruler. i allow /dixie/ to govern itself

sure thing midge

bitch lasagna

Even so.. how does it prove you're the one, huh Neo?

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Just realized the last good president we've had was probably Gerald fucking Ford

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since when was ford a good president

Going to have to agree with conman here. When? And how.

He was shit, but the standard of "good" is now whomever does the least amount of damage to the people of the country.

He may have fell down those stairs, but at least he didn't brag about fracking during the middle of a man-made self-extinction event or put the people who caused the '08 financial crisis in charge of cleaning up the mess.

>during the middle of a man-made self-extinction event
that's not a thing
not even the worst climate alarmists believe this
go jump off a bridge you fucking cultist

You know what he's even taking about? I have no fucking clue

climate change alarmism
let's not mention the fact that it's much better to get our oil from fracking where the transport costs are essentially zero rather than having to burn literal tons of oil to transport crude from the persian gulf

Will you be my secretary of state of I run for prez?

You literally just made that up.

i'll be the head of the department of energy if you promise to abolish the department as soon as you take the oath of office

i literally didn't
fuck off retard

Why make you head just to abolish it

No, he didn't. I don't support fracking for different reasons, but what he said is 100% true.

If Dixie was shut down, who would you miss the most from here
You can name more than one poster

i think it's a good stopgap measure until we can find a way to make renewables or 3rd gen nuclear viable. that's never going to happen tho

because if you have second thoughts i can use my position to hamstring the department

ß

alberta and dakota are both cool

hinds and alberta i guess

everyone

Cobb

we oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies

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the killer's breed or the demon's seed
the glamour, the fortune, the fame

TWO

MINUTES

TO MIDNIGHT

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>two whole mentions
I'm going to sleep now but this made me feel very nice

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You’re a treasured member of this general

shoes

>fall asleep at 5am
>wake up at 6am
>3 hour lecture

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Bumping this general with no survivors.

I really have no idea what to post about when I'm sober.

Rh*doks don't even know how to make butter lmao

Post kots

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My kot disappeared, so have these kots

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>Going to have to agree with conman here. When? And how?
Jlllkpk..,

This is what my phone typed all by itself in my pocket
Honestly not a bad post imo

My favourite kot is the dalmatia sailor kot but it's on my laptop, will post it when I get home

>Leaving home

What are you, some kind of normie